Flo's Yellow Teeth

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  • baronvonraschke
    SBR High Roller
    • 08-05-10
    • 235

    #1
    Flo's Yellow Teeth
    I dont know if this topic has been discussed here. TNT ran numerous Progessive Insurance Ad's over the weekend with their golf coverage. Their pitch woman Flo has putrid yellow stained teeth. If I had someone promoting a service or product, I would make certain to hire someone who would look good promoting my company. What is Progreesive thinking in using someone with yellow teeth to pitch their insurance?

    Maybe Crest should look into hiring Flo to promote their toothpaste and whitening strips with a before/after ad, similar to what Nutra System does with Valeri Bertinelli/Marie Osmond.
  • 13th Inning
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 08-05-08
    • 878

    #2
    I've wondered about this myself.
    I haven't decided yet, though, if her teeth are really that yellow, or if it just seems that way because her lipstick is so red. It may be an illusion.

    Then again, maybe not. For all we know, she might actually brush her teeth with piss.
    Who knows.
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    • Doug
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 6324

      #3
      She certainly is nothing special.
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      • BatemanPatrickl
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-21-07
        • 18772

        #4
        I'd hit it...TWICE!!!
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        • THE PROFIT
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-27-09
          • 17701

          #5
          her lips are so red & her shirt plus ALL the surroundings are bright ass white. Id be willing to wager that her teeth are whiter than mine or yours
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          • Extra Innings
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-26-10
            • 15058

            #6


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            • Extra Innings
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-26-10
              • 15058

              #7
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              • THE PROFIT
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-27-09
                • 17701

                #8
                i figured her panties would be as yellow & crusty as her teeth
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                • JerseyLove
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-15-10
                  • 2183

                  #9
                  Hahha I would never think of that in a hundred years!
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                  • whatsgood5
                    Restricted User
                    • 10-13-09
                    • 15359

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Extra Innings
                    I'm assuming that's photoshopped?
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      good assumption
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                      • jgray
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-06-09
                        • 3599

                        #12
                        If she can't work, then Joan Cusack would be out of work too. Let's make this happen.
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                        • Doug
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 6324

                          #13
                          I wonder how much she has made from those ads ?
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                          • in2thethickofit
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-26-09
                            • 2622

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Extra Innings
                            nice PS...I've noticed this in other threads from you, have I not? At any rate, it's really good!
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                            • in2thethickofit
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-26-09
                              • 2622

                              #15
                              Is it me or does it bother anyone else when she says "Unicorns and glitter"...damn, I hate that so much
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                              • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-09-09
                                • 4534

                                #16
                                dude---you-guys-are-so-nuts...

                                I-have-a-major-Flo-obsession

                                (even-though-she's-fourty)
                                blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                • Mikail
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-19-09
                                  • 21689

                                  #17
                                  Flo is hot. Something does need to be done about those teeth.
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                                  • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-09-09
                                    • 4534

                                    #18
                                    [IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0205fI29M5jgAfxmjzbkF/SIG=13rt1am9g/EXP=1282438367/**http%3a//media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2010/02/18/08/366894-flo_progressive.embedded.prod_affiliate. 56.jpg[/IMG]DISCOUNT!
                                    blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                    mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                    gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                    overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                    • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-09-09
                                      • 4534

                                      #19
                                      Fail
                                      blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                      mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                      gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                      overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                      • Doug
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-10-05
                                        • 6324

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Mikail
                                        Flo is hot. Something does need to be done about those teeth.
                                        Hot is a big stretch, IMO.. Good enough for a one night stand= YES !

                                        She's like a 6 or 6.5 at best.
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