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  • empty cookie jar
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 05-14-10
    • 876

    #1
    have you ever
    taken a dump in someone's house and the damn toilet gets clogged and you got like 3 turds threatening to spill over the seat and splash on the floor....not a plunger in sight....

    honey, time to go, nice to meet you guys
  • obamaismyuncle
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-31-08
    • 17801

    #2
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    • betplom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-20-06
      • 13444

      #3
      Of course, I thought this was normal.
      Not having a plunger in their bathroom is asking for trouble, its their fault.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        NO
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        • will2survive
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-26-09
          • 8099

          #5
          When I was 18--(21 years ago)---I stayed at my moms friends house on vacation in Florida(they were strangers to me).I had to take a late night piss.I noticed a piece of toilet paper in the toilet and didn't think anything of it.I took a piss and flushed the toilet.All of a sudden...the piss colored water started to rise to the top( I was expecting it to go down and it didn't).My heart was beating out of my chest.The water was going all over these "friends" bathroom floor.There was a toilet cleaner not plunger.I tried to use the cleaned(to pull the toilet paper out)---Nothing.I had to run into these strangers room(friends to my mom) at 2 am in the morning and yell--"The toilet's overflowing,the toilet's overflowin"----I will never forget that as long as I live--I was scared shitless
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          • tanner40
            SBR MVP
            • 03-24-10
            • 2129

            #6
            I got motion sickness and this guys boat in Mexico. Used his bathroom but there was no water in the toilet to flush. I was too sick to care though ended up spending the rest of the trip throwing up over the deck into the gulf
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            • KingKolzig
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-02-10
              • 5550

              #7
              Originally posted by will2survive
              When I was 18--(21 years ago)---I stayed at my moms friends house on vacation in Florida(they were strangers to me).I had to take a late night piss.I noticed a piece of toilet paper in the toilet and didn't think anything of it.I took a piss and flushed the toilet.All of a sudden...the piss colored water started to rise to the top( I was expecting it to go down and it didn't).My heart was beating out of my chest.The water was going all over these "friends" bathroom floor.There was a toilet cleaner not plunger.I tried to use the cleaned(to pull the toilet paper out)---Nothing.I had to run into these strangers room(friends to my mom) at 2 am in the morning and yell--"The toilet's overflowing,the toilet's overflowin"----I will never forget that as long as I live--I was scared shitless
              u can quickly shut the water off to the toilet. u didnt know that omg lol
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              • will2survive
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 11-26-09
                • 8099

                #8
                HAHAHA-- when I was 18---I didn't know shit---too bad--damn
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82847

                  #9
                  I took a dump once at someone's washer. The bathroom was occupied and I opened the next door which happened to be the laundry room. When I finished I threw some towels in it and some laundry soap and started it and left.
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                  • JerseyLove
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-15-10
                    • 2183

                    #10
                    hAHAHA No that has never happened to me thank god!
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      no, but I have pissed in the kitchen sink on occasion
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                      • will2survive
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-26-09
                        • 8099

                        #12
                        C'mon Profit--haven't we all pissed in the kitchen sink,the bathroom sink,the shower?-LOL--hell...I've crapped in a paper bag because my girlfriends kid took an hour in the bathroom with diarrhea
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