Damn ! Lidsay Lohan looks like shit on the cover of Maxim !

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  • Doug
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 6324

    #1
    Damn ! Lidsay Lohan looks like shit on the cover of Maxim !
    I get Maxim free thanks to somebody that posted it here.

    Lindsay is the covergirl for September 2010 ( somehow)

    She looks awful in a bikini ( B&W prison striped). All kinds of ugly freckles from thighs to flat ....she looks like something you'd find around 15th street and Fremont.

    She's a 5 , at best !

    Worst Maxim cover , ever !

    I'd cancel my subscription if it wasn't already free !

    Side note: The first thing I always do with any magazine is clean it up, ....get rid of all the cards and Shit, Then I have to rip out the "thick" pages with ads...

    just to make it ******* readable.

    I'd **** Lindsay if horny enough, but she is really a 5.1 and 5 is my minimum,....YUCKY BITCH !
  • gordon gekko
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    • 05-01-08
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    #2
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    • tim0402
      SBR Sharp
      • 03-18-09
      • 492

      #3
      never liked her anyway she is like a 6
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      • gordon gekko
        SBR MVP
        • 05-01-08
        • 2842

        #4
        I'd **** her, if she was airbrushed in real life.
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        • sundin4prez
          SBR MVP
          • 03-09-10
          • 1970

          #5
          Originally posted by Doug

          She looks awful in a bikini ( B&W prison striped). All kinds of ugly freckles from thighs to flat ....
          i find these things attractive, freckles and fat ...

          anyways she not the hottest out there but if given the chance i would fuk her 100%
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          • Dr.Gonzo
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            • 12-05-09
            • 4660

            #6
            Originally posted by Doug
            fyp
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            • Ralphie1412
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-29-08
              • 13963

              #7


              You virgins would kill for a girl who looked like that.
              "This is why my basketball intelligence is unmatched on this site. I'm sure there are better cappers but no one can tell you the strategies of most coaches before the game even starts "
              Goat Milk
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              • tim0402
                SBR Sharp
                • 03-18-09
                • 492

                #8
                i'd screw her no doubt wouldnt be thrilled about it
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                • keyboarding
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                  • 07-30-09
                  • 6817

                  #9
                  Probably one of the worst covers in Maxim history.
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                  • urge2kill
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                    • 10-27-09
                    • 1722

                    #10
                    Those are flat titties? GTFO
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                    • TR88
                      Restricted User
                      • 06-10-10
                      • 9364

                      #11
                      She's solid.....ill even marry her.....ill have big money to gamble and will be driving lambos and shit.
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                      • TexansFan
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-06-06
                        • 3367

                        #12
                        She's always been a ugly bitch.
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                        • Doug
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 6324

                          #13
                          Originally posted by keyboarding
                          Probably one of the worst covers in Maxim history.
                          BINGO ! The worst cover in Maxim History !

                          I'd hit Lindsay....better looking than my first wife ....but she is way South of a 7. Something you'd drag home at 2 am when the bars are closing for a one nighter type of lay. A 5.5 at best, I'd rather take down some 200 pounder with great and being cool.



                          I tear out all the ad stuff, This is the first Maxim Where I'm considering tearing off the Cover ! She looks like $20 trailor trash !
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                          • in2thethickofit
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-26-09
                            • 2622

                            #14
                            not the best, not the worst...
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                            • stikymess
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                              • 05-19-10
                              • 3288

                              #15
                              Think how wild she is, I'm sure she knows her way around and nothing would be off limits.
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                              • ucbearcats1027
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 01-05-09
                                • 903

                                #16
                                i would def pound that mass times
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                                • statnerds
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-23-09
                                  • 4047

                                  #17
                                  so your ex-wife looked worse than a girl you wouldn't fuk and call disgusting?

                                  love to see a pic of that
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                                  • Doug
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-10-05
                                    • 6324

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TexansFan
                                    She's always been a ugly bitch.
                                    yeh, TEX !



                                    like not better than 6

                                    I'm not saying I wouldn't do here ( If single) but she's very plain.
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                                    • Doug
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-10-05
                                      • 6324

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by gordon gekko

                                      Freckles are airbrushed out !


                                      She's more like a 4.9 the more I look at her.!
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                                      • ronjon619
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-06-09
                                        • 3675

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Ralphie1412


                                        You virgins would kill for a girl who looked like that.
                                        or 3 pump chumps?
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                                        • minet123
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-17-07
                                          • 10280

                                          #21
                                          I do a line and a Oxy with her
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                                          • jwbama23
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                                            • 01-17-10
                                            • 2373

                                            #22
                                            the freckles are what kills me. I dont mind a few on the face but when they cover the mid section you have to wonder how many are all over her azz
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                                            • Doug
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-10-05
                                              • 6324

                                              #23
                                              bitch is a 6 with make-up at best and ultra high maintence. The Maxim cover ( actual magazine) shows the nasty looking freckles. She's almost ugly !
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                                              • keyboarding
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 07-30-09
                                                • 6817

                                                #24
                                                She looks like a mermaid with that lower body angle.
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                                                • SRBI
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                                                  • 10-20-09
                                                  • 8393

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sundin4prez
                                                  i find these things attractive, freckles and fat ...

                                                  anyways she not the hottest out there but if given the chance i would fuk her 100%
                                                  Well lets be honest here - you would fuk anything with 2 legs...or even 4

                                                  ...myself personally, wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole, that thing is disgusting from the feet up, disease, filth, etc.

                                                  Maybe if she paid me or let me borrow her ride for a week, just maybe.
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                                                  • byronbb
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                                                    • 11-13-08
                                                    • 3067

                                                    #26
                                                    Don't worry guys none of you have a chance in hell of ******* Linsay Lohan, you're safe.
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                                                    • THE PROFIT
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-27-09
                                                      • 17701

                                                      #27
                                                      Id play connect the dots with that bitch all night long. The rest of you are faggots or liars!
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                                                      • Maverick22
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 04-10-10
                                                        • 807

                                                        #28
                                                        Yea... Y'all Are Tripping...

                                                        I'd be smashing Lindsay right now if she were here!!!

                                                        She's got some nice !!
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                                                        • HenPrivilege
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                                                          • 01-10-09
                                                          • 1720

                                                          #29
                                                          99.9% of the board would be all up in that ass like a gerbil
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                                                          • HoulihansTX
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 02-12-09
                                                            • 30566

                                                            #30
                                                            I would fck. NO shame here.
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                                                            • k13
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                                                              • 07-16-10
                                                              • 18104

                                                              #31
                                                              you think she looks bad in a magazine??? lol you should see her in real life, espacially in a bikini.
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                                                              • clownpuncher
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                                                                • 02-28-09
                                                                • 1384

                                                                #32
                                                                i DONT care how crazy she is, she is hotttttttttttt
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                                                                • BatemanPatrickl
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                                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                                  • 18772

                                                                  #33
                                                                  HOT HOT HOT. Yum yum give YISMAN some.
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                                                                  • triqy
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 11-19-09
                                                                    • 800

                                                                    #34
                                                                    shes alright. I cant say she's ugly but I definitley have seen better maxim covers
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                                                                    • jmush
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 02-25-10
                                                                      • 556

                                                                      #35
                                                                      she doesnt look that horrible
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