Long Live The King!

[Swinging Johnson]

Whether it be eggnog, iifold or whatever incarnation he decides is relevant, I think we are all just a bit more knowledgeable, a bit wiser and a whole lot better when he graces us with his presence. Is he obnoxious, demanding and even arrogant? No, strange that you would ask.

The King is simply frustrated because his subjects at SBR do not live up to his lofty expectations while he selflessly gives of himself time and time again. I say we bow before him and behold his magnificence because there just may come a time when he has had enough of the droll pablum we post and he may be gone for good. SBR, give the king whatever he wants otherwise he will poach all your posters, and your forum that you so cleverly cultivated, will soon be but a shell of itself after the king lays waste to this fertile ground.

[Al Masters]

Whether it be eggnog, iifold or whatever incarnation he decides is relevant, I think we are all just a bit more knowledgeable, a bit wiser and a whole lot better when he graces us with his presence. Is he obnoxious, demanding and even arrogant? No, strange that you would ask.

The King is simply frustrated because his subjects at SBR do not live up to his lofty expectations while he selflessly gives of himself time and time again. I say we bow before him and behold his magnificence because there just may come a time when he has had enough of the droll pablum we post and he may be gone for good. SBR, give the king whatever he wants otherwise he will poach all your posters, and your forum that you so cleverly cultivated, will soon be but a shell of itself after the king lays waste to this fertile ground.

Swinger, hows your tour of Forumville going....making lots of friends?

Congrats on your new position at the sportsperscription.

[Swinging Johnson]

Well thank you for inquiring Al. The tour was going smashingly until rumors started and Gamelive banned me then the Rx followed suit which of course inspired Major Wager to hop aboard the bandwagon, never wanting to be outdone Covers decided I was persona non grata and finally SportsPrescription deemed me unfit. However, since I've been relegated to second class status in all but a very discerning few forums (cheers to you SBR!), I have meandered over to some of the women's forums. Now don't laugh. Martha Stewart's fall collectibles are just coming out and the fabrics are warm and the colors are deep and autumnly delicious!

[LVBOUND]

WTF.... That shit is deep?

I know Covers, RX but ??? One day I will figure out the what the hell is going on!

[THE PROFIT]

why do they ban you everywhere, SJ? You don't seem a threat to anyone

[Swinging Johnson]

By the way Al, let me just say for the record, your choice of a forum handle is absolutely brilliant. You are one crazy mofo aren't you? Your name in real life is something along the lines of John Smith and you decided to shake things up and go completely nuts (Oh my, what would the neighbors think?!) with something totally wacky! Al friggin Masters! Oh, can you imagine the guys at the club if they only knew you went from boring old John Smith to this forumfreak named Al Masters. Wow!

[Swinging Johnson]

why do they ban you everywhere, SJ? You don't seem a threat to anyone

They fear what they don't understand Profit.

[Al Masters]

By the way Al, let me just say for the record, your choice of a forum handle is absolutely brilliant. You are one crazy mofo aren't you? Your name in real life is something along the lines of John Smith and you decided to shake things up and go completely nuts (Oh my, what would the neighbors think?!) with something totally wacky! Al friggin Masters! Oh, can you imagine the guys at the club if they only knew you went from boring old John Smith to this forumfreak named Al Masters. Wow!

Swinger, your doing to much thinking, for the record my real name is AL.

Sorry to hear of all the bannings you`ve incurred, hopefully the Martha Stewart forums will be more of a positive experience for you.

[MBENZ]

why do they ban you everywhere, SJ? You don't seem a threat to anyone

He is a threat to anybody that listens to that shreeking podcast.Takes 2 days tor your hearing to return.

[Cougar Bait]

Swinger has a huge cock

He told me once he had to get a license for it

No we weren't having a conversation about cocks, he just brought it up out of the fukkin blue

[Slainte]

This king thing is so pathetic

[Swinging Johnson]

Swinger has a huge cock

He told me once he had to get a license for it

No we weren't having a conversation about cocks, he just brought it up out of the fukkin blue

I felt it was something I needed to share with you Cougar. When two men share as much as we have, revealing one's genital size is just a logical progression.