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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Seed Money
    As many entrepreneurs know, VC (venture capital) funds are tough to come by and banks aren't lending. I am looking for some seed money to get a new scrap metal business off the ground. Am proposing a win-win, mutually beneficial transaction to SBR forum daht kaaahhm.

    SBR flies me to Newark where Mr. David Sethlin, using the Sethlin Security high tech (state of the phucken art) cameras, films himself taking a dump on my bare chest. The video will be uploaded exclusively to SBR TV and available for 90 days.

    Willing to do this for $100k -- a great value and bound to increase visits to the site and clicks on ad links. After 90 days, we can discuss extensions and whether exclusivity will continue (YouTube will no doubt be intersted by then so retaining exclusivity will cost substantially more than the initial $100k fyi).

    Need immediate answer.
  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45359

    #2
    why not go hit up a bunch of church's, see what kind of haul of copper you can get off them, then cash it in...boom, seed money
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    • BatemanPatrickl
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-21-07
      • 18772

      #3
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      • excel
        Restricted User
        • 03-25-10
        • 4270

        #4
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        • Extra Innings
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-26-10
          • 15058

          #5
          Another quality contribution by The Lion.
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          • PuckOff
            SBR MVP
            • 02-14-07
            • 2395

            #6
            Buzzy,

            You sick phak!!!
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            • BatemanPatrickl
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-21-07
              • 18772

              #7
              Once a girl took a dump on my chest. I think she is Pavyracer's mother. BIG ZZZZZZZZZ ***SNORE*** POST CHANGER.
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              • southie
                SBR Sharp
                • 05-25-08
                • 377

                #8
                oh boy.
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                • BatemanPatrickl
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-21-07
                  • 18772

                  #9
                  Taking a dump in the world today takes everything you got.
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                  • buztah
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 03-23-07
                    • 7470

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Brock Landers
                    why not go hit up a bunch of church's, see what kind of haul of copper you can get off them, then cash it in...boom, seed money
                    This is time sensitive.

                    John, facsimile machine is now on.
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