The most SHREWD scheme ever concoted to BRING THE MARKET DOWN..

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  • Sunde91
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-26-09
    • 8325

    #1
    The most SHREWD scheme ever concoted to BRING THE MARKET DOWN..
    1) Find a training camp where the players are accessible to the public (Green Bay, for example, a lot of players walk across the street with the public (COMPLETELY unguarded) from practice to Locker Room at Lambeau and ride little kids bikes, it's fuking amazing how these guys don't get mobbed as they casually walk amongst 100s of fans without protection of any kind)

    2) Make lots of max limit bets around the world on the appropriate line

    3) Get a baseball bat and a ski mask

    4) Find the most important player (QB/RB), a player a team like cannot win without

    5) Break his knees

    6) a) Scheme an elaborate get away plan b) hire a get away driver (talking Jason Statham level here)

    7) Profit
  • Extra Innings
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-26-10
    • 15058

    #2
    I like your thinking
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    • minet123
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-17-07
      • 10280

      #3
      Tonya Harding would be proud
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      • jtarbear
        SBR Sharp
        • 03-28-10
        • 314

        #4
        get caught and 52 players beat your ass... correction 49 had to take out FG kicker and Punter...LOL
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        • Brock Landers
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 06-30-08
          • 45359

          #5
          And I get a bad name? LOL
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          • iifold
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-25-10
            • 11111

            #6
            Or you could just tail the King this football season..
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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #7
              nina has already contacted the authorities

              she has your ip address
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              • BrentCrude
                SBR MVP
                • 11-16-05
                • 4665

                #8
                Better yet,Green Bay is a small town with fewer groupies than most other towns.Just pay the local whoooooores who have herpes to target the better players instead of the free agent rookies who will get cut.Then the players could say they got herpes from a bike seat.Green Bay girls are usually plump and have redder hair than Ralph Malph and are pretty dumb.It never seemed to bother the players much though.I have relatives there and ever since I was a kid I saw the Packers practice and everyone there knew all about the raunchy stuff that bubbled below the surface with the team.I am confident when I say that the Packers had one of the most over sexed teams in the history of pro sports.Not sure if anyone remembers the Bart Star coaching days?He was a swell Christian conservative guy with a heart of gold who went easy on the players and they ran all over him pillaging and plundering the town. I'm sort of in their media market and recently the Packers players had a charity golf tournament in Wisconsin Dells and some groupies barely over 18 got in their rooms and the players didn't kick them out.The Vikes are a close second when it comes to this stuff.I think the term,black and blue division comes from something other than rough play on the field.In the last few years,some of the women making allegations about Packers and Vikes players were in pretty rough shape.Anyone remember the infamous Mark Chmura-prom night jacuzzi trial?Grant you that most of these women offer themselves up on a silver platter to the players,but you have to know you are in the process of goofing up when you are going after a gal who has to take her prom dress off to get it on with you.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Players are much more careful as far as running around with women, of course some still do but it is not like the older days.

                  Secondly a team can play well one game without their best players , they are all pros.
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