I'm Jealous Of Tony Romo

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  • SBR Lou
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-02-07
    • 37863

    #1
    I'm Jealous Of Tony Romo
    I guess that $60m contract gets rid of the American Idol riffraff and brings you back into first class territory.



    Is watching him from a luxury booth in a pink Romo jersey..
  • BEANTOWNJIM
    SBR MVP
    • 08-12-05
    • 4610

    #2
    This F-cking Dago Will Be Flipping Pizzas In An Italian Restaurant If He Keeps Playing Like He Is Today.

    Who Do You Want In A Big Game The Irishman Tom Brady Or The Garlic Snapper Tony Romo (case Closed)
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    • remmy358
      SBR MVP
      • 07-18-07
      • 2199

      #3
      Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
      This F-cking Dago Will Be Flipping Pizzas In An Italian Restaurant If He Keeps Playing Like He Is Today.

      Who Do You Want In A Big Game The Irishman Tom Brady Or The Garlic Snapper Tony Romo (case Closed)
      what's with the CAPS on every word in the sentence?
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      • Scorpion
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-04-05
        • 7797

        #4
        Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
        This F-cking Dago Will Be Flipping Pizzas In An Italian Restaurant If He Keeps Playing Like He Is Today.

        Who Do You Want In A Big Game The Irishman Tom Brady Or The Garlic Snapper Tony Romo (case Closed)
        I heard on TV Romo is third generation MEXICAN, why does he want people to think he is Italian!?

        He is a MEXICAN, the right place for Romo is working in Taco Bell not Italian restuarants!
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        • ChuteBoxe
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-21-07
          • 6885

          #5
          In NYC and Philly, a lot of mexican's work in Italian restaurants. Paulie even makes a crack about it in the newest Rocky movie. Maybe that's why Romo thinks he is Italian. lol.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            She is overrated as far as looks are concerned.

            Take the makeup off and she is nothing, I would not fukkin touch her.
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            • chano
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 07-02-06
              • 602

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              She is overrated as far as looks are concerned.

              Take the makeup off and she is nothing, I would not fukkin touch her.

              Again, I have to disagree with JJ.

              I would touch her.
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              • diamond
                SBR MVP
                • 02-09-06
                • 3636

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                She is overrated as far as looks are concerned.

                Take the makeup off and she is nothing, I would not fukkin touch her.
                The day you are in position to choose what kind of women YOU want to touch, will never come..
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                • pokernut9999
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 07-25-07
                  • 12757

                  #9
                  She is dumb as a box of rocks.
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                  • jackpot269
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-24-07
                    • 12842

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pokernut9999
                    She is dumb as a box of rocks.
                    is that not a good thing?
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                    • slacker00
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-06-05
                      • 12262

                      #11
                      Her face almost looks like a man's face, doesn't it?
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                      • slacker00
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-06-05
                        • 12262

                        #12
                        I think I even see a beard and an adam's apple.
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                        • ChuteBoxe
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-21-07
                          • 6885

                          #13
                          She has really nice and she's dumb as rocks. She also comes with a truckload full of cash, and an ok looking sister with low self-esteem. Can anyone say ménage à trois? If she doesn't cheat on ya, that would be the perfect wife.
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                          • EaglesPhan36
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-06-06
                            • 71662

                            #14
                            So Romo is 2 for 2 in having his skanks come watch him and sucking total ass in front of them. What's the Over-Under on the dump date now? I go with Jan.1.
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                            • SPECULATOR 13
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 08-12-07
                              • 768

                              #15
                              Originally posted by slacker00
                              Her face almost looks like a man's face, doesn't it?
                              SLAKER, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ,WHO THOUGHT SO!!!!
                              nothing is uglier than a bitch that's got shit for brains
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                              • MJFtheGenius
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 05-31-07
                                • 7257

                                #16
                                [QUOTE=BEANTOWNJIM;449730]This F-cking Dago Will Be Flipping Pizzas In An Italian Restaurant If He Keeps Playing Like He Is Today.

                                Who Do You Want In A Big Game The Irishman Tom Brady Or The Garlic Snapper Tony Romo (case Closed)[/QUOTE

                                you are an idiot for betting dallas today
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                                • MJFtheGenius
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 05-31-07
                                  • 7257

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  She is overrated as far as looks are concerned.

                                  Take the makeup off and she is nothing, I would not fukkin touch her.
                                  I don't think she would touch you either
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    It will not last, it is a fake relationship like most of them.
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                                    • swede96
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-05-07
                                      • 3875

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
                                      So Romo is 2 for 2 in having his skanks come watch him and sucking total ass in front of them. What's the Over-Under on the dump date now? I go with Jan.1.
                                      Hey, Carrie underwood is not a skank. She's a good girl.

                                      Simpson, however, is. Get a real jersey, bitch.
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                                      • swede96
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-05-07
                                        • 3875

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by slacker00
                                        Her face almost looks like a man's face, doesn't it?
                                        Now that you mention it, she does has quite the strong jaw...I bet she would make one HOT dude.
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                                        • EaglesPhan36
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-06-06
                                          • 71662

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by swede96
                                          Hey, Carrie underwood is not a skank. She's a good girl.
                                          It takes at least 12 months for the Romo to wear off. She's got another week to go before she's semi-clean.
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                                          • swede96
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-05-07
                                            • 3875

                                            #22
                                            Haha...okay fine, but she was a good girl before him and she'll be a good girl again, yet! If I was a betting girl, I'd say she never even gave it up to him.
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                                            • Scorpion
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-04-05
                                              • 7797

                                              #23
                                              I never liked Jessica Simpson, there are at least 300 porn stars who are much better looking, like:
                                              Sylvia Saint
                                              Lacie Heart
                                              Delta White
                                              Dolorian-- i <3 her
                                              Nikol
                                              Kayden Kross
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                                              • Rollins08
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 04-20-07
                                                • 1337

                                                #24
                                                If any of you homos were in a room and she walked in none of you tough guys would even have the balls to talk to this "ugly" chick. The QB from the Dallas Cowboys thinks shes hot but the losers from SBR wouldn't touch her. Pretty funny.
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                                                • Scorpion
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-04-05
                                                  • 7797

                                                  #25
                                                  I would touch her but I do not want to marry her!
                                                  She is good enough to be with for a month!
                                                  She is good for casual sex, I would rather marry Nikol the porn star from eastern Europe!
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                                                  • swede96
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-05-07
                                                    • 3875

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Rollins08
                                                    If any of you homos were in a room and she walked in none of you tough guys would even have the balls to talk to this "ugly" chick. The QB from the Dallas Cowboys thinks shes hot but the losers from SBR wouldn't touch her. Pretty funny.
                                                    I think you're onto something. I mean, the guys are pretty harsh in the "Rate her looks" threads too. But this IS the internets and I think saying all of this in an "in a perfect world" scenario.
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                                                    • swede96
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-05-07
                                                      • 3875

                                                      #27
                                                      Yucka...who wants to marry a porn star...you can get the same satisfaction by throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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                                                      • Scorpion
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-04-05
                                                        • 7797

                                                        #28
                                                        Girls like Jessica Simpson are like Tampons, every pussy(like Romo) has one, only pussies like these kind of girls!
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                                                        • SPECULATOR 13
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 08-12-07
                                                          • 768

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Scorpion
                                                          Girls like Jessica Simpson are like Tampons, every pussy(like Romo) has one, only pussies like these kind of girls!
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                                                          • SBR Lou
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 08-02-07
                                                            • 37863

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by swede96
                                                            Yucka...who wants to marry a porn star...
                                                            Plenty guys would love being married to porn stars.. think of the possibilities..
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                                                            • swede96
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-05-07
                                                              • 3875

                                                              #31
                                                              I can see wanting to bang a porn star...or wanting your wife to act like one...but wanting to actually say "...in sickness and in health..." to someone who is likely to come home one day with the clap?
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