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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Attention Amateur Golfers
    Add 10 shots to your scores

    I laugh my ass off when these guys have 4 ft puts and then give themselves the putt or just guide it in

    Fukkin pros miss them

    Secondly they move the ball a lot off the tee to better hitting ground
  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #2
    So true


    play fair folks


    1. Sink all putts
    2. Do not move ball(winter rules are for losers)
    3. No mulligans(first tee shot maybe)
    4. Ob is stroke and distance
    5. White stakes are ob, red is water hazard
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Fishler most guys do not do what you posted that is why scores are not accurate
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82847

        #4
        I don't carry a pencil or scorecard with me. My game is so much better when I don't have to worry about these destructions like remembering how many shots I hit.
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        • ouman101
          SBR MVP
          • 12-02-09
          • 2815

          #5
          Originally posted by pavyracer
          I don't carry a pencil or scorecard with me. My game is so much better when I don't have to worry about these destructions like remembering how many shots I hit.
          If your decent, you don't need to keep track of your score...just how many over par you are.

          JJ, you looking to get your tour card soon?
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82847

            #6
            Originally posted by ouman101
            If your decent, you don't need to keep track of your score...just how many over par you are.

            JJ, you looking to get your tour card soon?
            I'm not decent. But I play to have fun and not to worry about the score. I treat golf like I treat a pick up basketball game. As long as I get a good workout and have fun I don't care who wins.
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            • Fishhead
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-11-05
              • 40179

              #7
              INteresting Paver

              I can't do that, have to have some way to monitor how bad I play.
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              • dwaechte
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-27-07
                • 5481

                #8
                This is actually pretty true. I've tried to cut back on the cheating, but probably still "cheat" around 5 shots/round with random shit like accidentally moving a ball or forgetting a penalty stroke.
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                • ouman101
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-02-09
                  • 2815

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fishhead
                  INteresting Paver

                  I can't do that, have to have some way to monitor how bad I play.
                  Yeah, I have to keep score, but just don't kill myself if I make a bad shot. Just love getting out there and have a few brews with my buddies.
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                  • nj6
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 05-09-10
                    • 669

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                    As long as I get a good workout and have fun I don't care who wins.
                    You get a workout from playing golf?
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                    • eidolon
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-02-08
                      • 9531

                      #11
                      When I started I didn't count the extra strokes from the tee.
                      Then I didn't add strokes if it was out of white.
                      Now I play legit.

                      During all these years, my score has always been around the same score
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Golf just takes too long too play, if the temperature is not 70 and dry I cannot see it being fun.
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82847

                          #13
                          Originally posted by nj6
                          You get a workout from playing golf?
                          I live in Atlanta area and when you play at 90-95 degrees with high humidity you get a better workout from golf than other indoor A/C sports. Also my score on 18 holes is usually a couple dozens shots over par so I need more swings than a pro to finish a round meaning more exercising.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Paver do you give youself 6 footers?
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                            • pavyracer
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 04-12-07
                              • 82847

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Paver do you give youself 6 footers?
                              JJ I don't carry a score card with me. If and when the ball lands on the green I putt until it goes in.
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                              • bruceBRUCEbruce
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-20-09
                                • 2560

                                #16
                                play a $1 a hole with your buddies. that way, everyone makes sure there's no casual cheating.
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                                • Robbedusdotcom
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 08-07-10
                                  • 18

                                  #17
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                                  • tanner40
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-24-10
                                    • 2129

                                    #18
                                    I like the pressure of 3-4 footers, especially for par or birdie. Unfortunately those putts are few and far between
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                                    • jwbama23
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-17-10
                                      • 2373

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                      I live in Atlanta area and when you play at 90-95 degrees with high humidity you get a better workout from golf than other indoor A/C sports. Also my score on 18 holes is usually a couple dozens shots over par so I need more swings than a pro to finish a round meaning more exercising.
                                      This is true. Im in Jacksonville and it is hot as hell. Yesterday I played and felt like I had been in the gym for a couple hours when I was done. The heat freaking kills you/ your game.

                                      People who accept gimmie's from more than 1 ft. Kill me. Sometimes that little two footer with money on the line is the hardest putt to make
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