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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Anyone Ever Seduce A Chick??
    Lets here some of the pros
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82855

    #2
    Are there any cons?
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Lol

      Pros meaning guys good at

      Want to seduce a woman I know in my area.
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      • KingKolzig
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-02-10
        • 5550

        #4
        ya im trying right now on match.com...........shes 9 years older than me but she winked at me
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        • Bostongambler
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-01-08
          • 35581

          #5
          150 on Craigslist. Is this considered a seducing?
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          • hawk 5
            SBR MVP
            • 09-12-06
            • 3982

            #6
            Originally posted by Bostongambler
            150 on Craigslist. Is this considered a seducing?
            Soliciting is the word here.
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            • mrmarket
              SBR MVP
              • 01-26-10
              • 4953

              #7
              JJ, polish your dome with turtle wax and reflect the sunshine into her eyes. Move your head back, forth and in circular motions. It'll work like a snake charmer.
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82855

                #8
                Wear the two pirate earings you own, the new rug, the turquoise bandana and the eye patch you own and tell her you are Jack Sparrow. If you play it well she will think you are Johnyy Depp and have the best time of your life.
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                • Deuce
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 01-12-08
                  • 29843

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KingKolzig
                  ya im trying right now on match.com...........shes 9 years older than me but she winked at me
                  That is her lower half too...
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                  • minet123
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-17-07
                    • 10280

                    #10
                    Rule one: people make the mistake of talking about themselves to much so allow her to do it while you keep your aura of mystery by keeping your big bald yap shut.She will believe that you are interested in what ever blah blah she's is saying starting the groundwork for what is next....
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                    • hugh_morris
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-17-09
                      • 2039

                      #11
                      wait until she seduces you...you will feel better about yourself...why do you want to do all the work...these women of today have no problem grabbin' your piss-pump and leading you home...c'mon JJ, keep the ball on your side of the court...out..
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                      • JW Cash
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-31-08
                        • 4453

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Lets here some of the pros


                        I let my body do the seducing G...


                        6'3 255 lbs....

                        Work out 3 days a week with heavy weights......along with ( creatine...HGH )

                        Power walk 4 miles every day...

                        Long sandy blonde hair...

                        ...and a swagger that gets compliments from the even the sisters of the world....
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                        • AMBlai01
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-16-08
                          • 5882

                          #13
                          JJ lets hear the story of you seducing carol
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                          • THE PROFIT
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-27-09
                            • 17701

                            #14
                            I would never even think of doing such a thing!
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                            • 2daBank
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 01-26-09
                              • 88966

                              #15
                              does dropping a quarter ounce of blow on the floor at the strip club count?
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                              • THE PROFIT
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-27-09
                                • 17701

                                #16
                                Originally posted by 2daBank
                                does dropping a quarter ounce of blow on the floor at the strip club count?
                                I do believe it does, sir
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                                • DwightShrute
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 01-17-09
                                  • 103583

                                  #17
                                  Tell her that her eyes are the same color as your Porche
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                                  • THE PROFIT
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-09
                                    • 17701

                                    #18
                                    If it gets you laid with little or no effort, its seduction, 2da! I'm a master & I feel you are too
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                                    • 2daBank
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 01-26-09
                                      • 88966

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                      If it gets you laid with little or no effort, its seduction, 2da! I'm a master & I feel you are too

                                      used to be brother, unfortunately those days are long gone...oh the married life, cant be mad though cause w/o it i wouldnt have got to fuk while i was in prison....the bad part is once a bitch (wife) sticks with you through that it real hard to ever cheat again.....

                                      maybe one day
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                                      • Swinging Johnson
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-12-09
                                        • 7604

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by JW Cash
                                        I let my body do the seducing G...


                                        6'3 255 lbs....

                                        Work out 3 days a week with heavy weights......along with ( creatine...HGH )

                                        Power walk 4 miles every day...

                                        Long sandy blonde hair...

                                        ...and a swagger that gets compliments from the even the sisters of the world....
                                        Sounds like you seduced yourself a long time ago.
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JW Cash
                                          I let my body do the seducing G...


                                          6'3 255 lbs....

                                          Work out 3 days a week with heavy weights......along with ( creatine...HGH )

                                          Power walk 4 miles every day...

                                          Long sandy blonde hair...

                                          ...and a swagger that gets compliments from the even the sisters of the world....
                                          Do you look like Patty Cash the ex Aussie Tennis player??

                                          Some decent Tips so far
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                                          • JW Cash
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-31-08
                                            • 4453

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                            Sounds like you seduced yourself a long time ago.




                                            I have been told that many times......
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                                            • JW Cash
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-31-08
                                              • 4453

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              Do you look like Patty Cash the ex Aussie Tennis player??

                                              Some decent Tips so far




                                              No....kinda like Big Sexy....Kevin Nash....wiithout as much bulk as he has


                                              He doesnt dye his goatee....I do ....
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                                              • Grits n' Gravy
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 06-10-10
                                                • 13024

                                                #24
                                                Ask her questions and let her yap. Women love to talk. Pretend you are listening/interested. Make eye contact wit her while she's rambling on. Be honest and funny. After she is done yapping see if she'd like to go do something that involves one of her interests that you can tolerate.

                                                Don't be the dildo in the bar/club with the lame pick up lines.
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                                                • 2daBank
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 01-26-09
                                                  • 88966

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                                  Ask her questions and let her yap. Women love to talk. Pretend you are listening/interested. Make eye contact wit her while she's rambling on. Be honest and funny. After she is done yapping see if she'd like to go do something that involves one of her interests that you can tolerate.

                                                  Don't be the dildo in the bar/club with the lame pick up lines.

                                                  that is sweet , and good advice if you lookin for something long term....personally if you just wanna fuk i rather be that ass that is stunnin with money and drugs...... after im done hitting it she can run to you and go see a movie
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                                                  • 2daBank
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 01-26-09
                                                    • 88966

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                    Wear the two pirate earings you own, the new rug, the turquoise bandana and the eye patch you own and tell her you are Jack Sparrow. If you play it well she will think you are Johnyy Depp and have the best time of your life.

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                                                    • JohnGalt2341
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 12-31-09
                                                      • 9138

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by JW Cash
                                                      I let my body do the seducing G... 6'3 255 lbs.... Work out 3 days a week with heavy weights......along with ( creatine...HGH ) Power walk 4 miles every day... Long sandy blonde hair... ...and a swagger that gets compliments from the even the sisters of the world....
                                                      Who knew Fabio posted here? Do you think I could get you to sign a romance novel for my Mother? It would mean the world to her.
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                                                      • Grits n' Gravy
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 06-10-10
                                                        • 13024

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by 2daBank
                                                        that is sweet , and good advice if you lookin for something long term....personally if you just wanna fuk i rather be that ass that is stunnin with money and drugs...... after im done hitting it she can run to you and go see a movie

                                                        100% true, but when i see guys throwing money around foolishly in clubs and talking about what they are holding i send a quick text to my samoans and when they arrive the guy is quickly relieved of their money and drugs....thus no pussy and a likely hospital visit.

                                                        i thought he was trying to get a girlfriend. for a quick ****, go to a strip club and bring a container of various pills, blow and weed. if you can't pull a stripper with that combo jj, become a priest or start huffing dong.
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                                                        • 2daBank
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 01-26-09
                                                          • 88966

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                                          100% true, but when i see guys throwing money around foolishly in clubs and talking about what they are holding i send a quick text to my samoans and when they arrive the guy is quickly relieved of their money and drugs....thus no pussy and a likely hospital visit.

                                                          i thought he was trying to get a girlfriend. for a quick ****, go to a strip club and bring a container of various pills, blow and weed. if you can't pull a stripper with that combo jj, become a priest or start huffing dong.

                                                          lol, i wait for the day someone tries to jack me......i always rolled pretty deep with a lot of motha fukkas that didnt give a fuk so i never worried....i could be the last person you cats try and jack
                                                          hopefully you good at picking out chumps....

                                                          who knows wtf Gold is looking for, my best guess would be a thread that draws numbers...
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                                                          • wal66
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 10-14-08
                                                            • 5305

                                                            #30
                                                            JJ, I am gonna reveal a few secrets to the art of seduction. Not every woman is the same obviously. There will always be a few that these or any other tried and true methods simply won’t work on. Generally those women have been through all the bullshit enough times and have hardened. They require a different approach and can be detailed in a separate and more private presentation. However those are the ultimate secrets and are not available minus a fee.

                                                            These are standard and therefore are provided here free of charge.

                                                            1: Focus on her. Sounds simple but women like to be the center of your attention. There will be plenty of other women around so you could easily notice one even without realizing it. She will notice though. Even the slightest most casual of glances at another woman will be caught by her.
                                                            IMPORTANT: Maintain the focus on her but without being creepy. Keep eye contact but do not allow your eyes to focus on her breast or in the event she had a slight defect i.e. mole, ingrown hair, man hands Ect. Ect.

                                                            2: Casual contact without being overly touchy feely. Touching a woman the right way lets her know you are passionate and are connecting with her. The right touch at the right moment can actually arouse her. Timing and touch pressure are key here.
                                                            IMPORTANT: Groping, slapping her on the ass or that not so smooth regardless of how slick you think you are casual breast brush is not casual contact and instantly tells her you are a lousy lover.

                                                            3: Confidence without being cocky. Most guys assume confidence is a given. Even when nervous they automatically assume it’s a natural instinct to act confident. Confidence isn’t an act. You either have it or you don’t. If you don’t have it and you are trying to fake it, it comes off as cocky.
                                                            IMPORTANT: Even if you know she is out of your league you can still be confident. You have to convince yourself you have something other guys have failed to deliver on. The simplest way to convince yourself of this is the fact that if she wasn’t lacking something from the other guys she wouldn’t be here. Use that just don’t over play it.

                                                            4: Compliment her. You would think that the less attractive the woman the more appreciative she is of compliments about her looks. This is where guys get in trouble. If the woman is average looking she knows she is average looking and if you go on and on about how beautiful she is she will know you’re full of shit. Compliment her on something she can get behind. If she is witty focus on that, if she smells good focus on that, there will be something you can find to center your compliments around. Be observant.

                                                            JJ, these are but a few of the many tactics employed by far less attractive men than yourself to score with women who would otherwise never give them the time of day. JJ. You could acquaint yourself with these techniques, you could even master them but lets be honest, for $200 you can hire one who shows up seduced already.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Wally great advice here, this shit costs money!!!!

                                                              Gritter love your tactics with the Samoansclassic
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                                                              • Grits n' Gravy
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 06-10-10
                                                                • 13024

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by 2daBank
                                                                lol, i wait for the day someone tries to jack me......i always rolled pretty deep with a lot of motha fukkas that didnt give a fuk so i never worried....i could be the last person you cats try and jack
                                                                hopefully you good at picking out chumps....

                                                                who knows wtf Gold is looking for, my best guess would be a thread that draws numbers...
                                                                you know anybody can get got. a small pack of samoans trumps a big crew. best marks are rappers and jocks. they have security that is underpaid and will look the other way for a sec. bad part is half the jewels they wear are fake. when they got a rapper from the atlanta area outside bellagio he had nothing but c.z.'s on his chain and bracelet. the panerai watch was fake too. all i can do is laugh at those stories.

                                                                you have no worries when in vegas.
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                                                                • southie
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 05-25-08
                                                                  • 377

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yes, with booze.
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