Ok, so I have been very passively sitting on the sidelines watching everyone else do their thing wager wise. I haven’t had an urge to gamble and that’s been a good thing. Now though I am bored and feel I need to do something for a little while at least.
I’m going old school full degenerate mode with my plays. I call this method the Find It, Flip It, Flush It, method. This method is NOT recommended for the serious investor.
Find It: I open the games and I stare until one game stands out. Sometimes this is a very quick process and sometimes it could take a while. Eventually one game will stand out above all the rest.
Flip It: I have a lucky quarter (well I did till it lost 4 in a row then I spent that bitch) that I flip 5 times. Heads is always the home team and tails is always the road team. Whatever team comes up 3 out of 5 flips is the team I’m on. If a team should come up 3 in a row from the start then I double the wager.
Flush It: This part I’m not proud to be revealing but it is for the greater good. I take a dump, drop a deuce, shed a steamer, whatever you wanna call it. I then flush, should it all be over in just one flush then it’s the under, if however we have a floater and it takes multiple flushes then it’s an over.
Today’s Play:
Arizona -123
No play on total since I had a fresh fruit bowl at lunch which skews results.
P.S. MonkeyFocker, I know you really hate it when professionals reveal secrets that can hurt your bottom line but I hope you will forgive me here.
I’m going old school full degenerate mode with my plays. I call this method the Find It, Flip It, Flush It, method. This method is NOT recommended for the serious investor.
Find It: I open the games and I stare until one game stands out. Sometimes this is a very quick process and sometimes it could take a while. Eventually one game will stand out above all the rest.
Flip It: I have a lucky quarter (well I did till it lost 4 in a row then I spent that bitch) that I flip 5 times. Heads is always the home team and tails is always the road team. Whatever team comes up 3 out of 5 flips is the team I’m on. If a team should come up 3 in a row from the start then I double the wager.
Flush It: This part I’m not proud to be revealing but it is for the greater good. I take a dump, drop a deuce, shed a steamer, whatever you wanna call it. I then flush, should it all be over in just one flush then it’s the under, if however we have a floater and it takes multiple flushes then it’s an over.
Today’s Play:
Arizona -123
No play on total since I had a fresh fruit bowl at lunch which skews results.
P.S. MonkeyFocker, I know you really hate it when professionals reveal secrets that can hurt your bottom line but I hope you will forgive me here.
