Jamie's USA tour 2008

[Jamie_UK]

Thinking of a USA tour next year and looking for people to put me up, preferably without shooting me.

Hoping JJ will sign in, hit a few bars and hookers.

[Shark79]

Trying to pull a kamikaze here?

[ShamsWoof10]

Let me know if you are heading to OHIO.. I will put you up...

[Jamie_UK]

Let me know if you are heading to OHIO.. I will put you up...

Thanks Shams , never been to OHIO , great starting point

[Jamie_UK]

Trying to pull a kamikaze here?

well , i'm 6ft 2" and 17 stone ex boxer , as long as they dont shoot me I will be fine.

Would love to shoot guns as well.

[Shark79]

well , i'm 6ft 2" and 17 stone ex boxer , as long as they dont shoot me I will be fine.

Would love to shoot guns as well.

Sounds like u got a plan ...

[BigBollocks]

Other than the fact that he would get belligerantly drunk, call all the girls ugly, pick fights with everyone everywhere he went, spend the entire time talking about how much everything sucks, and ruin your relationships with friends and/or significant others, I'm sure Jamie would make a terrific guest...

I live in Florida, so if you stop by for some sunshine you can get a nice asswhipping to boot. If you can take a knuckle sandwich with all the helpings you could crash, but you'd be monitored very strongly for behavioral and/or negativity issues....

[vanman]

This will be in the Private Forum by the end of tonight.IMO.

[Jamie_UK]

Other than the fact that he would get belligerantly drunk, call all the girls ugly, pick fights with everyone everywhere he went, spend the entire time talking about how much everything sucks, and ruin your relationships with friends and/or significant others, I'm sure Jamie would make a terrific guest...

Fcuk , thats unnervingly close to the truth.

[HedgeHog]

well , i'm 6ft 2" and 17 stone ex boxer , as long as they dont shoot me I will be fine.

Would love to shoot guns as well.

Had to do a freakin' Google Search to see what a stone is (14lbs) . Funny thing is, you put your height in "American" (feet and inches), but put your weight in some foreign language. So you're 6-2 and 238lbs. Perfect for JJ, he had a similar butt buddy in prison.

Welcome to the US; just not my house.

[HedgeHog]

This will be in the Private Forum by the end of tonight.IMO.

I agree it's possble, but hope the Mods will give a little rope.

PS A knuckle sandwich threat from a Richard Simmons avatar...how scary?

[vanman]

I agree it's possble, but hope the Mods will give a little rope.

PS A knuckle sandwich threat from a Richard Simmons avatar...how scary?

Every time i look at that avatar all i can see is Leo Sayer

[Shark79]

I agree it's possble, but hope the Mods will give a little rope.

PS A knuckle sandwich threat from a Richard Simmons avatar...how scary?

I agree HH ... that avatar is just to fvcking scary ... I feel like its looking at you and at the same time trying to get in ur pants. That has to be the worst avatar ...

[HedgeHog]

I agree HH ... that avatar is just to fvcking scary ... I feel like its looking at you and at the same time trying to get in ur pants. That has to be the worst avatar ...

Yep. Groping to the Oldies! I see the avatar, and nothing written sinks in after that. I'm glad I'm not the only one with that blindspot. Starting to think I was a homophobe. Yet I feel I'm pretty open-minded about queers.

[Willie Bee]

Would love to shoot guns as well.

Sorry Jamie, but I don't want to be the one responsible for encouraging you to indulge in such an activity since it is one practice, er, practise among the multitude of practises that make the USA such an unrefined and monstrous society. Pity too, old boy, as a good session having a go at targets can be a jolly time, and I possess a fine array of equipment to use.

Safe travels wherever you may trek.

[capitalist pig]

Thinking of a USA tour next year and looking for people to put me up, preferably without shooting me.

Jamie, cant put you up at my house, but will get you a room at a discounted rate at my wifes hotel for a couple of nights here in FL. No US holidays though, I dont get discounts on those dates.

I wont shoot you, but if you show up here I will take you shooting, and turn you into a gun nut within an hour.

later

[DaveRabbit]

Would love to shoot guns as well.

In a shotting range or in the ghettos? the 'hoods are livelier, I'll recommend, and you might also pick up a ho' or two- just remember to pack a couple of bottles of Hennessy and you'll be down with a couple of babymomas. Bumping and grind all night long, they'll love your accent.

[Jamie_UK]

Jamie, cant put you up at my house, but will get you a room at a discounted rate at my wifes hotel for a couple of nights here in FL. No US holidays though, I dont get discounts on those dates.

I wont shoot you, but if you show up here I will take you shooting, and turn you into a gun nut within an hour.

later

Excellent , big guns?

[Jamie_UK]

In a shotting range or in the ghettos? the 'hoods are livelier, I'll recommend, and you might also pick up a ho' or two- just remember to pack a couple of bottles of Hennessy and you'll be down with a couple of babymomas. Bumping and grind all night long, they'll love your accent.

I'd actually like to get driven through The Bronx in a large 1970's car and just take random pot shots at stuff, I see it on TV all the time, hope its still allowed?

[BigBollocks]

Atlanta has the biggest airport in the US and generally has the most/cheapest flights to and from the UK and Europe, so I'd look there to start. I'd have no problem helping you kick off the first part of your trip, but I'm going to leave contingencies for rudeness in there (for example, instead of going to a sporting event or trying your accent on Southern girls you might wind up in the middle of the ghetto strapped down left to fend for yourself, etc.).

I'll try to get a starting itinerary with alternate plans for boorish behaviour kicked out to you by the weekend...

[BigBollocks]

Damn guys, a lot of hate for Dickie Simmons in here (Tacomax inspired, of course)

[vanman]

Damn guys, a lot of hate for Dickie Simmons in here (Tacomax inspired, of course)

No hate here,i don`t even know who he is.He just looks a little like Leo Sayer.

[Jamie_UK]

No hate here,i don`t even know who he is.He just looks a little like Leo Sayer.

He is a gay icon, which probably accounts for the love that BB is showing him.

[Sportsgirl]

hit a few bars and hookers.

I'll take ya drinkin', but my friends are off limits.

[Jamie_UK]

I'll take ya drinkin', but my friends are off limits.

Only until they see me hun

[BEANTOWNJIM]

YOUR NOT COMING TO SOUTH BOSTON I HAD A FRIEND OF MINE WHO LET A GUY FRON EUROPE VISIT HIM AND THE F-CKING BUM WOULDNT LEAVE.EUROPEANS THINK A VISIT IS 2 MONTHS IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE MY FRIEND PUT THE GUYS CLOTHES OUT ON THE SIDEWALK AND TOLD HIM TO GET LOST MY IDEA OF COURSE.JAMIE THIS IS AMERICA YOU PAY FOR HOTELS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE BOTHERING US U.S. TAX PAYERS

[vanman]

YOUR NOT COMING TO SOUTH BOSTON I HAD A FRIEND OF MINE WHO LET A GUY FRON EUROPE VISIT HIM AND THE F-CKING BUM WOULDNT LEAVE.EUROPEANS THINK A VISIT IS 2 MONTHS IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE MY FRIEND PUT THE GUYS CLOTHES OUT ON THE SIDEWALK AND TOLD HIM TO GET LOST MY IDEA OF COURSE.JAMIE THIS IS AMERICA YOU PAY FOR HOTELS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE BOTHERING US U.S. TAX PAYERS

Do you need to shout every time you post.?

[The Prick]

Thinking of a USA tour next year and looking for people to put me up, preferably without shooting me.

Hoping JJ will sign in, hit a few bars and hookers.

why you gonna hit hookers???? what'd they ever do to yer pale ass?

[4FUN.AND$$]

I'll put you up in Dallas. Take you to some Cacsinos in Louisiana as well if you like.