SBR John, here is your way to make an impression

[poker_dummy101]

at the golf course.

http://www.caddychicks.com/

Hire a girl to caddy for you at the SBR bash tourney. I heard its $100/hr but have not looked into the site.

Here are a list of Vegas girls for you:

http://www.caddychicks.com/ccv3/default.aspx?t=126&type=all-users&ss=state&kw=NV&view=gallery&sort=login

[poker_dummy101]

upon further review, it is much cheaper than $100/hr and depends on the "caddy"