Stress of gambling turning my eyebrows white

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  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #1
    Stress of gambling turning my eyebrows white
    I'm starting to look like that mad scientist from back to the future. Gambling is hard work don't let anyone tell you different. Controlling that gambling beast inside yourself is a terrible business sometimes. I went to the doctor about the stress and he told me to do yoga. I suggested pills and he suggested I leave. Bad beat.

    To tell the truth I love everything about gambling and could give a fukk about my eyebrows. Running that razor thin line, the ups and the downs are equally good to me. It's like biting into a rare piece of filet mignon and savoring the blood. It makes you feel alive. But it's a well known fact that all gamblers are vain. That's why we get dressed up. I need solutions.

    And I already know all you studs are banging 9.5 broads but I'm just a average punter and that feat is not within my reach.

    So what do you guys do to relieve the stress?

    P.S. JJ, what brand of hair dye do you use on your rug?Just for men? I know your trademark shine comes from Turtle Wax and the ball polisher down at the bowling alley in Newark but I'm only interested in eyebrows for now. Get back to me coach.
  • Otters27
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 07-14-07
    • 30760

    #2
    gambling is also very bad for the immune system
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    • mrmarket
      SBR MVP
      • 01-26-10
      • 4953

      #3
      Originally posted by Otters27
      gambling is also very bad for the immune system
      I take a multivitamin, vitamin D, and Omega 3 supplements. Do you think this is sufficient to protect me? I've always found health advice from gamblers more helpful because we are in tune with ourselves.
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        My goatee is completely grey.. I have a ton of grey hair... Not from stress gambling but from stress with work and all that I put on myself.
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • Spanks
          SBR MVP
          • 04-12-07
          • 2040

          #5
          just dye them like you do with yer pubics hair...
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          • acarmelo1
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-29-09
            • 6321

            #6
            I dont get stress from gambling, I get all my stress from my GF
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            • teaserpleaser
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-14-08
              • 26015

              #7
              i workout during most of my games if im watching at home or if im at the gym helps with the stress. You could always not watch the games very tough for me though for me i have to watch the games i wager on to see where im right/wrong scouting talent for future wagers.
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              • Sunde91
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 11-26-09
                • 8325

                #8
                What a useless thread without a pic.
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                • Holtgetsback
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-04-10
                  • 4655

                  #9
                  Real gamblers don't even watch the fukkin games,

                  we just check our accounts in the morning.

                  it's better this way
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                  • ZXCVBNM
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-17-08
                    • 1027

                    #10
                    hahaha brilliant thread, that will happen quickly if you follow the pitch by pitch, or watch the match, or whatever
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                    • treece
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 11-28-07
                      • 6298

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sunde91
                      What a useless thread without a pic.
                      Ok here's a pic of the guy from back to the future.

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                      • neila
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 07-08-10
                        • 106

                        #12
                        For stress, I run in the mornings and drink George Dickel at night. That way they kind of counteract each other.
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                        • michalis
                          Restricted User
                          • 01-02-10
                          • 1439

                          #13
                          if you are getting that stressed about gambling then you are probably putting way too much of your bankroll on your bets
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                          • teaserpleaser
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 08-14-08
                            • 26015

                            #14
                            ^^^ yeah that too
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                            • Brock Landers
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 06-30-08
                              • 45359

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mrmarket
                              I'm starting to look like that mad scientist from back to the future. Gambling is hard work don't let anyone tell you different. Controlling that gambling beast inside yourself is a terrible business sometimes. I went to the doctor about the stress and he told me to do yoga. I suggested pills and he suggested I leave. Bad beat. To tell the truth I love everything about gambling and could give a fukk about my eyebrows. Running that razor thin line, the ups and the downs are equally good to me. It's like biting into a rare piece of filet mignon and savoring the blood. It makes you feel alive. But it's a well known fact that all gamblers are vain. That's why we get dressed up. I need solutions. And I already know all you studs are banging 9.5 broads but I'm just a average punter and that feat is not within my reach. So what do you guys do to relieve the stress? P.S. JJ, what brand of hair dye do you use on your rug?Just for men? I know your trademark shine comes from Turtle Wax and the ball polisher down at the bowling alley in Newark but I'm only interested in eyebrows for now. Get back to me coach.
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mrmarket
                                I'm starting to look like that mad scientist from back to the future. Gambling is hard work don't let anyone tell you different. Controlling that gambling beast inside yourself is a terrible business sometimes. I went to the doctor about the stress and he told me to do yoga. I suggested pills and he suggested I leave. Bad beat.

                                To tell the truth I love everything about gambling and could give a fukk about my eyebrows. Running that razor thin line, the ups and the downs are equally good to me. It's like biting into a rare piece of filet mignon and savoring the blood. It makes you feel alive. But it's a well known fact that all gamblers are vain. That's why we get dressed up. I need solutions.

                                And I already know all you studs are banging 9.5 broads but I'm just a average punter and that feat is not within my reach.

                                So what do you guys do to relieve the stress?

                                P.S. JJ, what brand of hair dye do you use on your rug?Just for men? I know your trademark shine comes from Turtle Wax and the ball polisher down at the bowling alley in Newark but I'm only interested in eyebrows for now. Get back to me coach.


                                I do not dye it anymore, let it fade naturally then I usually burn them when a new one arrives

                                Burning rugs is a tradition that most rugs users do, it represents new beginnings and every rug is different.
                                Holding old rugs is a taboo in my world
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