Jamie-UK vs JJ-USA: Topic is Soccer vs "Real" Football.

BadNina · 12-11-07, 04:35 PM

I think the fact that they have so many fights and stampedes at soccer games is due in large part to the boring aspect of the game.

American Football all the way!!!!!!!!

donjuan · 12-11-07, 04:38 PM

You could have just said Chavscum vs. White trash.

HedgeHog · 12-11-07, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by donjuan

You could have just said Chavscum vs. White trash.

Yes, but one or two new posters wouldn't have understood. I'm hoping for a meeting of the "mind" (left singular intentionally).

Santo · 12-11-07, 04:48 PM

If you were starting a real debate, you'd be declared out of order for the bias in your opening gambit.

HedgeHog · 12-11-07, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Santo

If you were starting a real debate, you'd be declared out of order for the bias in your opening gambit.

I know. Forgive me for bating Jamie.

PS It's Jamie vs JJ, how serious did you take it?

Shark79 · 12-11-07, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by HedgeHog

Lately, the two most popular posters are Jamie and JJ; so let them hash out the biggest debate of all. European "football" vs actual Football. Both are outspoken, but neither has the "balls" to confront the other. So what do you like about soccer (the most boring sport on Earth, less perhaps Golf) vs Real Football. Despite the title, this is an open debate--which sport do you prefer. Let's get them both involved; I'm calling you both out.

HH sorry to burst your bubble here ... but ... the term soccer is ONLY used in the US ... everywhere else its known as FUTBOL or FOOTBALL ...

Most boring sport on earth? hummm this game is played in every country known ... and has audiences 100 times bigger than ur Football ...

Just because it is not of your interest I can almost bet you have never seen a World Cup ... and yes the term WORLD cup involves every country that earned its right to be in that specific Cup ... not ur so called WORLD Series that only involves those within your tournaments ... this specifically to those baseball games .....

Oh .. and no I am not against Football at all ... I like the sport ... and yes I believe it is very entertaining to watch ... but believe me ... it is WAY more interesting to watch a soccer game. At least thats my point of view

And now that this topic is mentioned why on the Smilies side we only have

.... thats fvcked up

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Santo · 12-11-07, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by HedgeHog

I know. Forgive me for bating Jamie.

PS It's Jamie vs JJ, how serious did you take it?

I take football (the real kind, played in England) seriously ;-)

pavyracer · 12-11-07, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by Santo

I take football (the real kind, played in England) seriously ;-)

You can't really compare the two sports. One is based on endurance and finesse, the other one is based on brutal force and body strength.

You will never see an elite college team beat an elite NFL team in football because of size advantage.

However, in soccer a team from a very small country has beat many times soccer powerhouses.

HedgeHog · 12-11-07, 05:07 PM

90 minutes of guys running around in a nil-nil game. In the US, we call it a Gay-Pride Parade.

vanman · 12-11-07, 05:08 PM

Is this really necessary HH,you`re only succeeding in lowering yourself to Jamies level.

Willie Bee · 12-11-07, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by Shark79

And now that this topic is mentioned why on the Smilies side we only have

.... thats fvcked up

....

Ooh, Ooh! I can answer that. The powers that be asked me to replace the

with the

. Perhaps it was because football (soccer) is most enlightening? Well, that's my guess anyway.

Best soccer/football match I ever saw, by the way, was elephant soccer in Thailand. Never have I enjoyed losing $100 more in my life.

HedgeHog · 12-11-07, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by vanman

Is this really necessary HH,you`re only succeeding in lowering yourself to Jamies level.

Then again, you can defend your sport (soccer, football). US football has its gay attributes too. Couldn't pay me enough to play Center.

jjgold · 12-11-07, 05:19 PM

Soccer is just a bunch of clumsy fuks and drunks kicking a ball

Soccer is for failed athletes

Soccer can be played by anyone

Soccer requires no skill or athletic ability

Coach 20 tough black guys that play nfl football in usa and they win Premiere League easy.

Santo · 12-11-07, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

You can't really compare the two sports. One is based on endurance and finesse, the other one is based on brutal force and body strength.

You will never see an elite college team beat an elite NFL team in football because of size advantage.

However, in soccer a team from a very small country has beat many times soccer powerhouses.

One has happened tens of thousands of times, one has never happened. Odds suggest that it is more likely no? ;-)

vanman · 12-11-07, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Soccer is just a bunch of clumsy fuks and drunks kicking a ball

Soccer is for failed athletes

Soccer can be played by anyone

Soccer requires no skill or athletic ability

Coach 20 tough black guys that play nfl football in usa and they win Premiere League easy.

But when challenged your NFL guys turned down the opportunity to cast aside their padding and play a match against our rugby union guys.
I wonder why.

jjgold · 12-11-07, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by vanman

But when challenged your NFL guys turned down the opportunity to cast aside their padding and play a match against our rugby union guys.
I wonder why.

Who turned it down?

Maybe it was in contracts that they could not play.

jjgold · 12-11-07, 05:30 PM

Can you imagine drunk Rugby bums trying to tackle NFL running backs with no pads?? Lol

BEANTOWNJIM · 12-11-07, 05:33 PM

Jj Why Do You Waste Your Time Talking To These Fags.european Football Is For Fags Why Do You Think All These Englismen Watch It I Know Why Because All The Fags Are Hoping To Get A Glimpse Up A Players Shorts.lets Not Even Compare A Fag Sport To A Real Sport.and Rugby Is One Of The Biggest Fag Sports Arounf A Bunch Of Grown Men Hugging And Feeling Each Others Arses Fags,fags, And More Fags No Run Along And Go Sip Your Fag Tea**** While I Open Up A Can Of Budweiser

Shark79 · 12-11-07, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Soccer is just a bunch of clumsy fuks and drunks kicking a ball

Soccer is for failed athletes

Soccer can be played by anyone

Soccer requires no skill or athletic ability

Coach 20 tough black guys that play nfl football in usa and they win Premiere League easy.

Was I the only one that noticed that all of these above have something to do with JJ ... this means you would be fit to play Football . no?

Shark79 · 12-11-07, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by HedgeHog

Then again, you can defend your sport (soccer, football). US football has its gay attributes too. Couldn't pay me enough to play Center.

Ignorance at its finest ...

Jamie_UK · 12-11-07, 05:36 PM

Its a bit like comparing apples and oranges really.

However, I do believe American Football , is a bit like American English , its a dumbed down version of Rugby made simple to understand for a simple audience.

The beautiful game is a complex sport , it does not lend itself to advertising breaks or hot dog and nacho breaks, therefore it will not ever be popular with the fat people who enjoy kick and chase American football.

I think what sums it up for me, I was watching a program about yankball and it involved people sitting outside the stadium with BBQ! I mean, all they were interested in was the food part, not the sport , which is probably why so many are obese.

No, American football is a sport designed to be watched on TV whilst eating junk food, and for that reason its very appropriate for the US audience.

jjgold · 12-11-07, 05:36 PM

Plus Soccer has the highest homosexual rate

lots of guys with sick fantasies kicking that ball in Europe.

Shark79 · 12-11-07, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Jamie_UK

Its a bit like comparing apples and oranges really.

However, I do believe American Football , is a bit like American English , its a dumbed down version of Rugby made simple to understand for a simple audience.

The beautiful game is a complex sport , it does not lend itself to advertising breaks or hot dog and nacho breaks, therefore it will not ever be popular with the fat people who enjoy kick and chase American football.

I think what sums it up for me, I was watching a program and yankball and it involved people sitting outside the stadium with BBQ! I mean, all they were interested in was the food part, not the sport , which is probably why so many are obese.

No, American football is a sport designed to be watched on TV whilst eating junk food, and for that reason its very appropriate for the US audience.

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Shark79 · 12-11-07, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Plus Soccer has the highest homosexual rate

lots of guys with sick fantasies kicking that ball in Europe.

I rest my case ... JJ ... would u like to become a member of a soccer team ... u could be the next Frank Lampard!

donjuan · 12-11-07, 05:39 PM

Can you imagine drunk Rugby bums trying to tackle NFL running backs with no pads?? Lol

Jerry Collins would have no trouble tackling anyone in the NFL. However, 99% of football players have nowhere near enough stamina for rugby.

Jamie_UK · 12-11-07, 05:42 PM

Trying to explain the complexities of Football to an American football fan, is like trying to explain molecular science to a monkey.

HedgeHog · 12-11-07, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by Shark79

Ignorance at its finest ...

Hey that's me. Go back to the avatar with Jesus at the bar; he was more forgiving.

DrunkenLullaby · 12-11-07, 05:45 PM

I don't understand the title of this thread. Soccer=Real Football. Do you mean Real Football vs American Football?

Shark79 · 12-11-07, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by HedgeHog

Hey that's me. Go back to the avatar with Jesus at the bar; he was more forgiving.

... I will .... learn a bit more about the game and u will understand why this game is #1 WORLD WIDE ...

Shark79 · 12-11-07, 05:47 PM

[QUOTE=BEANTOWNJIM;444092]Jj Why Do You Waste Your Time Talking To These Fags.european Football Is For Fags Why Do You Think All These Englismen Watch It I Know Why Because All The Fags Are Hoping To Get A Glimpse Up A Players Shorts.lets Not Even Compare A Fag Sport To A Real Sport.and Rugby Is One Of The Biggest Fag Sports Arounf A Bunch Of Grown Men Hugging And Feeling Each Others Arses Fags,fags, And More Fags No Run Along And Go Sip Your Fag Tea**** While I Open Up A Can Of Budweiser[/QUOTE]

Now thats a real mans drink !!

.. NOT

HedgeHog · 12-11-07, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by DrunkenLullaby

I don't understand the title of this thread. Soccer=Real Football. Do you mean Real Football vs American Football?

Yes, you stole the title of Football, just like Indians stole our land. Screw you all for being first.

Jamie_UK · 12-11-07, 05:54 PM

I have actually oft pondered why the Yanks never invented their own version of soccer.

They took rugby and created dumbed down yank football
They took Cricket and created dumbed down steroidball
Basket Ball was a girls game called netball.

I expect if they created their own soccer , they would have huge goals , no offside rule, no goalkeeper and an advert/junk food break every 20 mins.

There is a market in that.

betplom · 12-11-07, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Best soccer/football match I ever saw, by the way, was elephant soccer in Thailand. Never have I enjoyed losing $100 more in my life.

Billy Wee, you bet (AND LOST) on Elephant Soccer?
See this thread.

I actually lost a few hundred at Jai -Alai ONCE when I was in Orlando.
THAT is a sick feeling.

PS: I agree with Soccer = REAL football.

HedgeHog · 12-11-07, 06:30 PM

It still comes down as to whether you guys would like to watch a real sport, or perhaps view your soccer. I still think soccer is a gay sport with guys running around in short shorts for 90 minutes.