so i am in macau about to get a "massage"

[wtf]

with korean friend and wanted to get a semi-legit massage

friend goes with "vietnamese" style

i go with "shanghai" style, thinking i am the clever one usually they are kind of hot

get brought to the room, and there is this fukin pig that is HEAVIER than me waiting

just wanted a legit massage so decide to let her proceed

WHAT A MISTAKE

this fukin heifer proceeds to put every ounce of her massive frame into the heels of her feet into my back, so i stop her, cause i do need to walk and bend over occasionally

then she takes her paws that could crush a baseball into my legs, omg , excruciating

then she is laughing at me, like "cant you take this"

i am thinking, i am not the first customer of hers, do men enjoy this?

[QuantumLeap]

I had a foot massage in Singapore and I thought the bitch was going to tear some ligaments in my toes! I yelled in pain a couple times and finally I told her not to do it so hard. She continued to do it hard. I don't think she knew how to do it softly so I told her to stop and left.

I don't know why they feel the need to massage so hard. Perhaps they think it requires something that hard to get the toxins out and loosen up the muscles.

[kobefanatic]

why didn't you request for another therapist?

[wtf]

* yes i think they feel the harder the better I guess, but some men must appreciate it cause she kept doing it

* did not ask for other one cause it could end up getting the girl fired, it is a different world over here

[rookie]

wtf, similar to this ?

[pico]

you probably went during the day time.

you got to go to the one in golden dragon.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Jesus, fuckin rookies...

Ya'll went to Asian massage parlors, where they offer "extras". Thats what they were getting at...

If u did not act like such a girl, you would have gotten a hand job at the minimum... or probably a blow job or full servise. Thats how these places work though.

[QuantumLeap]

Jesus, fuckin rookies...

Ya'll went to Asian massage parlors, where they offer "extras". Thats what they were getting at...

If u did not act like such a girl, you would have gotten a hand job at the minimum... or probably a blow job or full servise. Thats how these places work though.

Uh, no. I went to a foot massage place which was in a mall with glass doors all around and sat in a chair.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Uh, no. I went to a foot massage place which was in a mall with glass doors all around and sat in a chair.

Don't go to a mall!!!!!!!!!

[QuantumLeap]

Don't go to a mall!!!!!!!!!

Prostitution is legal in Singapore. There are plenty of places to find that sort of thing. They have one whole section of the city that caters to that. They also have office buildings that have bars open at night that are hooker bars. In Orchard Towers there are 4 floors of whores.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Nobly goes to massage parlors if they are not trying to bust a nut.

[Masu485]

wtf, similar to this ?

damn, this is an amazing commercial and fits the OP 100%.

[HakiManiac]

[kobefanatic]

Nobly goes to massage parlors if they are not trying to bust a nut.

[kobefanatic]

wtf, similar to this ?

[wtf]

that video is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

my friend got the babe, and i got the FAT sister of the pig in the video