If you were to Shrink/ Weitzner yourself, how would you do it ?

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  • Doug
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    • 08-10-05
    • 6324

    #1
    If you were to Shrink/ Weitzner yourself, how would you do it ?
    I think I'd go with his Hypoxia method, but with Helium or Nitrogen instead.

    I want an exit plan.

    morbid subject, for sure.
  • thebayareabeast
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    • 04-22-10
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    #2
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    • Brock Landers
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      • 06-30-08
      • 45359

      #3
      carbon monoxide car tail pipe
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      • Kellen
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        • 01-19-08
        • 3484

        #4
        Ive always said it would be a big display in front of a lot of people. I wouldnt take anyone else out but Id make sure they all felt my pain when I did myself in.
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        • Deuce
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          • 01-12-08
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          #5
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          • tltaylor89
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            • 06-19-09
            • 19610

            #6
            The estate tax is wAived this year his kids get eveything tax. Free
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            • BadNina
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              • 11-27-07
              • 10491

              #7
              that doesn't matter Taylor since there isn't anything left. And I am fairly certain that the kids would prefer to have their mother alive.
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              • BatemanPatrickl
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                • 06-21-07
                • 18772

                #8
                Oxycodene 30MG, a Thai hooker and Grey Goose.
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                • Brock Landers
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                  • 06-30-08
                  • 45359

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BadNina
                  that doesn't matter Taylor since there isn't anything left. And I am fairly certain that the kids would prefer to have their mother alive.
                  property is extremely valuable, Cars and shit too..
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                  • tltaylor89
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                    • 06-19-09
                    • 19610

                    #10
                    Nina I bet they would as well but she is gone now an I bet you he had a $1,000,000 insurance policy on him and what I can see from his photo albums a nice home worth at least $1,000,000 .I think somebody put the squeeze on him big time and instead of living and paying his debts he died choking on charcoal fumes.He migh wanted to give the kids a fresh start
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                    • Mr Windy City
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                      • 12-27-09
                      • 5018

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Deuce
                      agreed.
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                      • BadNina
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                        • 11-27-07
                        • 10491

                        #12
                        Have you checked out the real estate market lately? Yes the house is appraised over 2 million but no one seems to be buying. So until it sells, it isn't worth anything. And if it doesn't sell until next year...

                        This topic is in very bad taste.
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                        • urge2kill
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-27-09
                          • 1722

                          #13
                          I'll most likely go with a gunshot to the head, hypoxia or conning somebody into murdering me.

                          A teenager created an "elaborate matrix of deceit" on the internet to persuade another boy he had fallen in love with to murder him, a court has heard.
                          The 14-year-old boy, dubbed Boy B in court, created a series of fictional characters in chatrooms, one of which ordered Boy A to murder him.

                          Boy A, a 15-year-old, stabbed Boy B twice, but he did not die, Manchester Crown Court heard.

                          Boy A admitted attempted murder and Boy B has admitted incitement to murder.

                          Spy sex promise

                          Boy B also admitted perverting the course of justice.

                          Boy A, who is now 17, was served with a two-year supervision order and is allowed no contact with Boy B.


                          Skilled writers of fiction would struggle to conjure up a plot such as that which arises here
                          Judge David Maddison

                          Read how Boy B spun his web of deceit
                          Boy B, who is now 15, received a three-year supervision order and is banned from using the internet unless accompanied by an adult and is not allowed access to chatrooms even if supervised.

                          The court heard Boy B's actions were part of an "extraordinary suicide attempt".

                          He groomed the older boy to carry out the attack by persuading him he was a female spy who had ordered Boy B to commit murder, the court heard.

                          He believed that by doing so he would be recruited into the British secret service and would be rewarded with sex with the spy, a middle-aged woman, the court heard.

                          But the court was told that in reality Boy B had fallen in love with Boy A, conned him into performing sex acts on a webcam, and tricked him into stabbing him twice in Altrincham, Greater Manchester.

                          'Could you stab someone?'

                          Posing as the spy on the internet, and promising him sex and cash, Boy B sent messages to Boy A to stab him to death.

                          These messages included the following exchange:

                          'Spy' (in reality Boy B): could you stab someone?
                          Boy A: i haven't really thought about it
                          'Spy': well think please

                          Boy A: ok erm well i watch a lot of films

                          They travelled to the Trafford Centre, where they bought a knife.

                          The next day, 29 June 2003, Boy A carried out Boy B's orders "to the letter", the court heard.


                          It was incitement to commit murder - his own murder
                          Julian Ross, Greater Manchester Police
                          He stabbed Boy B in the chest and stomach in Altrincham town centre

                          Boy B survived, and spent a week in Wythenshawe Hospital recovering.

                          Sentencing, Judge David Maddison said the case was "extraordinary".

                          "Skilled writers of fiction would struggle to conjure up a plot such as that which arises here," he said.

                          He added such offences would normally carry a lengthy jail sentence.

                          "But these could not be described as any normal circumstances," he said.

                          'Unique' case

                          The police officer who led the investigation said the boys' lives and the lives of their families had been devastated.

                          "It was incitement to commit murder - his own murder," said Detective Chief Inspector Julian Ross of Greater Manchester Police.

                          "I am not aware of any other cases where that has taken place."

                          Despite the devastating effect the ordeal had on Boy A, Mr Ross said he did not believe Boy B intended to harm him.

                          "The 14-year-old boy showed no intention to hurt anybody but himself," he said.

                          "I am quite convinced it was a deliberate suicide attempt."

                          Mr Ross added: "We have not come across any underlying things that would turn a child to do this sort of thing.

                          "There is nothing you would see in these boys that is different from any other middle-class family, and the word that keeps coming back to us is what a tragedy it all was."

                          Sally Hogg, the Criminal Intelligence Analyst, who examined the 56,000 lines of emails and messages, said Boy B developed a dangerous influence over his older friend.

                          She added: "It sounds so far-fetched that he could have been absorbed by it but there was nothing in the body of the text that would have made him suspicious."
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                          • ttwarrior1
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                            • 06-23-09
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                            #14
                            Delete this post please
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                            • teaserpleaser
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                              #15
                              tasteless thread but sleeping pills will be my way.
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                • 11-30-08
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                                #16
                                Mathy, this is trash.
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                                • joe blow
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                                  • 05-09-06
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                  Oxycodene 30MG, a Thai hooker and Grey Goose.
                                  Oxycodene 300 **,3 Thi hookers and Grey Goose
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                                  • eidolon
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-02-08
                                    • 9531

                                    #18
                                    I would do it with a 50cal rifle in my mouth, with Bin laden's head leaning up against mine.
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                                    • Dad
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                                      • 11-26-08
                                      • 23245

                                      #19
                                      unbelievable
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                                      • sickler
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                                        • 06-05-08
                                        • 15006

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                        Oxycodene 30MG, a Thai hooker and Grey Goose.
                                        Smart man
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                                        • BatemanPatrickl
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-21-07
                                          • 18772

                                          #21
                                          I will now exit stage left BOYZ!!!
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                                          • sickler
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                                            • 06-05-08
                                            • 15006

                                            #22
                                            Don't leave us just yet, Bateman...but when you do, remember that concoction...
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                                            • Slim
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                                              • 11-13-08
                                              • 4722

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                              property is extremely valuable, Cars and shit too..
                                              Wasn't all that shit on loan/mortgage?
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                                              • BatemanPatrickl
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                                                • 06-21-07
                                                • 18772

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by sickler
                                                Don't leave us just yet, Bateman...but when you do, remember that concoction...
                                                Sicky you depress me further thanks pal!
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                                                • Flying Dutchman
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                                                  • 05-17-09
                                                  • 2467

                                                  #25
                                                  bevy of high class hookers, fvk myself to death.

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                                                  • mathdotcom
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                                                    • 03-24-08
                                                    • 11689

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    Mathy, this is trash.


                                                    Let Shrink rest in peace
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                                                    • Fishhead
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                                                      • 08-11-05
                                                      • 40179

                                                      #27
                                                      Jump from HOOVER DAM
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                                                      • Cuse0323
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                                                        • 12-09-09
                                                        • 30169

                                                        #28
                                                        Ton of benzos, alcohol then finish it off with some smack. Or a gun.
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                                                        • INVEGA MAN
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                                                          • 01-30-08
                                                          • 6806

                                                          #29
                                                          sleeping pills and lay down and go to sleep foever
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                                                          • Extra Innings
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                                                            • 02-26-10
                                                            • 15058

                                                            #30
                                                            Attacked by a bear.

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                                                            • Slim
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                                                              • 11-13-08
                                                              • 4722

                                                              #31
                                                              That's some nasty shit.
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                                                              • sickler
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                                                                • 06-05-08
                                                                • 15006

                                                                #32
                                                                Brutal, EI...forgot to add half eaten.
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                                                                • Fishhead
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                                                                  • 08-11-05
                                                                  • 40179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                                                  Attacked by a bear.

                                                                  \\







                                                                  I guess bears like DARK MEAT(Thighs)
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                                                                  • Extra Innings
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                                                                    • 02-26-10
                                                                    • 15058

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Fishhead
                                                                    I guess bears like DARK MEAT(Thighs)
                                                                    Looks like the bear avoided the cock...who knew
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