Id be down to go clubbing...but can get some of that shyyyt from your cousins in Juarez
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THE PROFIT
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-09
17701
#39
How did this all work out? Did you get her home & she had a dik bigger than yours?
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EDDIE MONEY LINE
SBR Hall of Famer
02-24-10
6298
#40
he turned on the disco ball in his room and cranked the music and danced around his room with his stuffed animals....his mom was out of town for the night
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Pecos Bill
SBR MVP
05-27-09
1958
#41
Originally posted by THE PROFIT
How did this all work out? Did you get her home & she had a dik bigger than yours?
I was sitting by the bar and some hot ass bitch just goes up to me and tells me how handsome i am, and im like " yeah i agree", i was trying to be confident/cocky and it made her laugh. I bought her a drink and danced with her, she complimented me on my dancing and then asked for my number. I swear this bitch was hotter than Angie,not by much but still hotter..an easy 8. This is like the 3rd time that i go to a club and girls approach me...but then again it always leads to nothing so...I hope she calls me, it was a good night.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#42
Lol
We have no choice but to go along with this chirade.
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Rich Boy
SBR Hall of Famer
02-01-09
9714
#43
Pecos, this story seems very unrealistic and therefore I cannot believe it.
Sorry man, I was on your side for a while but now I call bullshit.
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KingKolzig
SBR Hall of Famer
02-02-10
5550
#44
Originally posted by Rich Boy
Pecos, this story seems very unrealistic and therefore I cannot believe it.
Sorry man, I was on your side for a while but now I call bullshit.
its seems very realistic to me. pecos bill is probably seen as "tall, dark and handsome" by many drunk girls at a club
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Pecos Bill
SBR MVP
05-27-09
1958
#45
Originally posted by Rich Boy
Pecos, this story seems very unrealistic and therefore I cannot believe it.
Sorry man, I was on your side for a while but now I call bullshit.
I am a very honest individual and i aint gonna be lying on a forum.
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tltaylor89
SBR Posting Legend
06-19-09
19610
#46
Fade Pecos bill
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sundin4prez
SBR MVP
03-09-10
1970
#47
i believe it, because it has happened to me and im no looker im just average... the only thing that happened different in my scerio is when told that i was handsome i answered with "pardon... are you sure and i think you need to get your eyes checked" all while i was half drunk and smiling the whole way and then when asked if i wanted to dance i said i dont dance and then she asked what im doing at the club i anwsered with " im waiting for a bus".... i guess she fell for the shtick because i got lucky that night and we dated for 3 monthes
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Holtgetsback
SBR MVP
01-04-10
4655
#48
Originally posted by Kellen
Whats the deal with the Al Boreland shirt pal.
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HakiManiac
SBR Rookie
07-18-10
23
#49
I showed my friend this picture and the first word to leave her mouth was "FAG"...... tone down your eyebrows, get a tan, change your clothes. wear some vneck tshirts or something, shows your laid back and gives off a little bit of style compared to a regular crew neck.
the other alternative that may work better for you is just becoming gay. u already have the style and the DSL lips. best luck to you
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sundin4prez
SBR MVP
03-09-10
1970
#50
Originally posted by HakiManiac
I showed my friend this picture and the first word to leave her mouth was "FAG"...... tone down your eyebrows, get a tan, change your clothes. wear some vneck tshirts or something, shows your laid back and gives off a little bit of style compared to a regular crew neck.
the other alternative that may work better for you is just becoming gay. u already have the style and the DSL lips. best luck to you
just for comparison sakes pecos what is the first word that comes out of your mouth when you look at her avatar?...
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Pecos Bill
SBR MVP
05-27-09
1958
#51
Originally posted by sundin4prez
just for comparison sakes pecos what is the first word that comes out of your mouth when you look at her avatar?...
Ugly bitch. Plain and simple
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Pecos Bill
SBR MVP
05-27-09
1958
#52
Originally posted by HakiManiac
I showed my friend this picture and the first word to leave her mouth was "FAG"...... tone down your eyebrows, get a tan, change your clothes. wear some vneck tshirts or something, shows your laid back and gives off a little bit of style compared to a regular crew neck.
the other alternative that may work better for you is just becoming gay. u already have the style and the DSL lips. best luck to you
For your information a girl whose an 8 walked up to me and told me i was handsome. I know you agree with her.
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MJFtheGenius
SBR Hall of Famer
05-31-07
7257
#53
Give us a winner Bill
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DrStale
SBR Hall of Famer
12-07-08
9692
#54
You're supposed to get her number you dolt.
"I hope she calls me", christ if you want to "be a man" then you need to get her number and make the move.
Originally posted by Dark Horse
If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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Jaug
SBR MVP
01-11-09
3087
#55
At most 50% chance this is a true story.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#56
What a loser this guy is
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excel
Restricted User
03-25-10
4270
#57
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Attached Files
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#58
Originally posted by excel
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tltaylor89
SBR Posting Legend
06-19-09
19610
#59
Rofl PecosBill I think it's time for you to go spam Eog with these sob stories
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Gio21
SBR MVP
11-13-09
1594
#60
Originally posted by Pecos Bill
Just got new hair cut too, military style so i could look manly. What do you guys think??..
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Kellen
SBR MVP
01-19-08
3484
#61
This guy is a homo, plain and simple. Its only a matter of time before he posts a thread that says I gave up on the broads and now Im sucking wang. It will happen.
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HakiManiac
SBR Rookie
07-18-10
23
#62
Originally posted by Pecos Bill
For your information a girl whose an 8 walked up to me and told me i was handsome. I know you agree with her.
i may have came off as a bitch, but im far from ugly. and i already said in one of your other posts that u were an attractive guy but you need a little help in showing it off properly, you're blabbing that you want peoples advice, im giving you my honest opinion of what i think you should do. the gay comment was a joke, so calm the hell down
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Kellen
SBR MVP
01-19-08
3484
#63
Haki is definetly not ugly. Dont get offended because you asked if everyone thought you looked like a faggy douche bag. I mean look at the voting on the other thread, 95% voted you look like a punk ass bitch. IMO, Haki is pretty hot and you are still a pathetic loser douche bag.
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KingKolzig
SBR Hall of Famer
02-02-10
5550
#64
Originally posted by Kellen
Haki is definetly not ugly. Dont get offended because you asked if everyone thought you looked like a faggy douche bag. I mean look at the voting on the other thread, 95% voted you look like a punk ass bitch. IMO, Haki is pretty hot and you are still a pathetic loser douche bag.
so much hate on this website. i dont get it. ppl who seemingly have it all yet they love to watch others off themselves
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Rich Boy
SBR Hall of Famer
02-01-09
9714
#65
Chill out guys, we all know Pecos has some sort of psychiatric disorder...
One minute this guy is talking about how lonely he is and the next minute hes the cockiest mofo on the planet
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#66
Originally posted by SaviorTebow
If I saw you in the club I'd punch you right between your mutant eyebrows, freak.
Although I must give you some credit, Pedro. Your juicy DSL lips are perfect if you are looking for an african american male sex organ to suck on tonight. Just make sure its a gay club first, or else things could get ugly.
this is what REALLY HAPPENED
so brother with a ten incher approached fag boy billy, and he smoked that pole all night longgggggggggggggg
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Mr Windy City
Restricted User
12-27-09
5018
#67
bill you should get your ears pierced and some gucci shades. It will give you that "cool" look you are shooting for and hide your eyebrows. Then maybe these drunk "8's" that keep approaching you might put their hands down your pants to feel that small prick.
Excel, if you can give the man some earrings and some gucci shades and show us what he looks like. I will give you points.
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eidolon
SBR Hall of Famer
01-02-08
9531
#68
bill you think Haki is ugly?
I don't need a good time in the sack to be able to tell you she has a nice body; but I will if that is what you need me to do to prove you wrong.
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lasker
SBR MVP
01-27-10
1683
#69
some of you guys are pathetic.... seriously, what is it about the internet that brings out the ugliness in people? anonymity? is that really all it takes for everyone try to bring a person down?
pecos, you look good but as you can see, it's a mistake to seek approval in an online forum. good luck to ya