Brock Wanted Me To Post This Picture

[Cougar Bait]

Dinner with Brock Landers

Bone-In Ribeye (Looks charred) from Joe's Seafood and Steak in Chicago

[jjgold]

Looks good, now you need grilled shrimp on it

[paco]

Looks like Manute Bol.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

that fukker is way overcooked.

[ronald]

Hey Cougar, when you get with Brock, who is the bottom and who is the top? You both look like bottoms so I'm confused...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Looks like Manute Bol.

RIP Manute.

[Holtgetsback]

Looks like Manute Bol.

I just laughed my ass off

too soon though

[chrisharvard01]

gross

[bobbyfk]

[Mikail]

not bad if you like em crispy well done. Bon appetite!!!

[Cougar Bait]

Hey Cougar, when you get with Brock, who is the bottom and who is the top? You both look like bottoms so I'm confused...

He usually stands on a chair while I whip him with barbed wire. Then we hold our cocks out the window while the other one smashes the window pane on it. After it heals I like to tie twizzlers to mine and run to the park across the street while screaming about socialism.

[JW Cash]

That sucker is wayyyy overdone....

I am having ribeye tonight...

You need to sear the juices in by putting steak on hot coals for 3 mins each side....
and then move steak to indirect heat for about 30 min....
add soaked hickory chips on coals..

Pop open another beer....

[ronald]

He usually stands on a chair while I whip him with barbed wire. Then we hold our cocks out the window while the other one smashes the window pane on it. After it heals I like to tie twizzlers to mine and run to the park across the street while screaming about socialism.

Hahahahahaha. classic!

[Mikail]

Dinner with Brock Landers

Bone-In Ribeye (Looks charred) from Joe's Seafood and Steak in Chicago

I hope this is beef and not that swine!

[KingKolzig]

this doesnt make sense to me. brock landers delivers pizza yet eats at this place? what does he make in 5 hours delivering maybe $60 total. then he eats one meal for $60. ppl dont know how to live..........go to the nearest grocery and eat ur pay class brock

[Deuce]

Overcooked as hell.

[Cougar Bait]

Maybe he got it Pittsburgh style?

Charred on the outside, rare or medium rare in the middle?

[shari91]

Maybe he got it Pittsburgh style? Charred on the outside, rare or medium rare in the middle?

Or maybe it has some glaze/marinade on it? I bloody hope so.

It's either that or he wanted pictorial proof if he should drop dead after eating it. There's no way that would be good for you if it was merely incinerated like that.

[Cougar Bait]

Or maybe it has some glaze/marinade on it? I bloody hope so. It's either that or he wanted pictorial proof if he should drop dead after eating it. There's no way that would be good for you if it was merely incinerated like that.

Shari, JJ says if you come to the football game he will go. What is airfare from Australia to Illinois?

[shari91]

Shari, JJ says if you come to the football game he will go. What is airfare from Australia to Illinois?

When is the game? Is it the Hallowe'en one?

[Cougar Bait]

When is the game? Is it the Hallowe'en one?

Yeah are you coming as Superwoman?

[shari91]

Yeah are you coming as Superwoman?

Only if you'll be my Superman. And leave that woman of yours at home.

Or maybe I should come as a ghost?

[Cougar Bait]

Only if you'll be my Superman. And leave that woman of yours at home. Or maybe I should come as a ghost?

Haha...actually she is staying home. I will be at the Hawthorn in a King bed...let me know...I will bring the cape.

[BeatTheJerk]

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[ProfaneReality]

you two are clearly gay for eachother

[Cougar Bait]

you two are clearly gay for eachother

What are you doing later?

I have some old Newcastle bottles that I am not using.

More from Joe's:

[shari91]

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Nah, it was ok. Sorry to hear about your change in circumstance if it was indeed a bad/sad thing for you.

[chrisharvard01]

this doesnt make sense to me. brock landers delivers pizza yet eats at this place? what does he make in 5 hours delivering maybe $60 total. then he eats one meal for $60. ppl dont know how to live..........go to the nearest grocery and eat ur pay class brock

highly doubtful he only makes a $60 spot, kolz.

i believe most pizza guys make $8-10 an hour +tips.


Many people that order pizza have good paying jobs and actually tip. Although it is amazing to me how many people in the world tip .. I mean, I was in cracklebarrel eating the other day and i saw someone leave three dollars. Really?!!!


Anyways, the point is guys that arent 17 years old tip at least $5 when they order pizza... so you figure, brock makes close to a c-note on one 6 hour shift.



btw, that steak is still f_ucking gross. Med. rare is the only way to go.

[Mikail]

True! I used to deliver for Pat's Pizzaria. Made $9 an hr. Worked about a 5 or 6 hr shift. Cleared about 100 to 150 in Tips. Part time.

[Pecos Bill]

Is this you CB?

[BeatTheJerk]

Nah, it was ok. Sorry to hear about your change in circumstance if it was indeed a bad/sad thing for you.

Thank you for your kind words. That was really sweet actually.

[Cougar Bait]

Is this you CB?

No but it sure does look like a little fatter version of me!!

Plus his glasses suck.

Funny though.

[Pecos Bill]

Fvcker looks exactly like you

[nobshine]

That sucker is wayyyy overdone....

I am having ribeye tonight...

You need to sear the juices in by putting steak on hot coals for 3 mins each side....
and then move steak to indirect heat for about 30 min....
add soaked hickory chips on coals..

Pop open another beer....

Are you nuts? anything over 13 minutes on a grill for a steak is crazy. Half hour? no way....... sear, flip, sear, reduce heat and cook for 6 minutes Sounds like your cooking a fricken 3lb steak.

[Cougar Bait]

Fvcker looks exactly like you

That guys' chin is way different, it's too round...and never have owned those glasses. Pretty good find though Pecos.