How to have sex with super hot whores without paying them?

Holtgetsback · 07-23-10, 03:28 PM

ProfaneReality · 07-23-10, 03:30 PM

take them to the casino you goto and show them your nickle slot strategy and $2 dollar nachos

Dad · 07-23-10, 03:31 PM

All you need is rope and tape.

Bluehorseshoe · 07-23-10, 03:41 PM

Finda a vacant house.

Order a WHORE to a vacant house that is next to a house where people actually live.

Go to the house where people live and hang out there until the WHORE arrives.

When you see the driver, strike up a conversation with him on why he is delivering a WHORE to a vacant house. Then tell him you will buy the WHORE(s) for $10 (you know you ordered at least $30 worth of WHORES.

He will then call his store and tell them that it was a fake delivery but somebody that just happened to be out on the street when he showed up offered to pay something for the WHORE.

At this point, they have the choice to sell the WHORE at a discount and make a lil money, or the WHORE is returned to the store and eather eaten by the employees or thrown away. Easy dicision buy the manager at that point.

Thank you and you're welcome. It works every time. Just dont use the same address every time.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/564091-how-get-cheap-pizza-works-every-time.html

Marginalis · 07-23-10, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Dad

All you need is rope and tape.

acarmelo1 · 07-23-10, 03:43 PM

lol rope and tape

I have friends who have fallen in love with prostitutes working at strip club joints is that healthy?

MC PICKS · 07-23-10, 03:46 PM

About 5 years ago I heard a hooker tried to cash a 500 tournament poker chip at the cash cage since somone had conned her and she thought it had value, LOL classic.

JW Cash · 07-23-10, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by acarmelo1

any of you have done this?

I mean some of them have Boyfriends or husbands which they fuk for free.

I would feel so guilty if I didnt pay them..

durito · 07-23-10, 04:03 PM

Tell the Colombiana whore that you are a gringo and you will marry her and take her to the USA.

Dad · 07-23-10, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe

Finda a vacant house.

Order a WHORE to a vacant house that is next to a house where people actually live.

Go to the house where people live and hang out there until the WHORE arrives.

When you see the driver, strike up a conversation with him on why he is delivering a WHORE to a vacant house. Then tell him you will buy the WHORE(s) for $10 (you know you ordered at least $30 worth of WHORES.

He will then call his store and tell them that it was a fake delivery but somebody that just happened to be out on the street when he showed up offered to pay something for the WHORE.

At this point, they have the choice to sell the WHORE at a discount and make a lil money, or the WHORE is returned to the store and eather eaten by the employees or thrown away. Easy dicision buy the manager at that point.

Thank you and you're welcome. It works every time. Just dont use the same address every time.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...very-time.html

They sell whores at stores? And they deliver them like fukking pizza? Hells yes!!!!

Vesuvius · 07-23-10, 04:11 PM

Lots of ways, find the way that fits you best

Flight · 07-23-10, 04:22 PM

Bluehorseshoe--- thanks for the big laugh.

sickler · 07-23-10, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by acarmelo1

any of you have done this?

I mean some of them have Boyfriends or husbands which they fuk for free.

Not necessarily whores, but many attached women are at the beach during the day while their significant other is working. The beach has a way of making people horny.

Go to the beach

Masu485 · 07-23-10, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe

Finda a vacant house.

Order a WHORE to a vacant house that is next to a house where people actually live.

Go to the house where people live and hang out there until the WHORE arrives.

When you see the driver, strike up a conversation with him on why he is delivering a WHORE to a vacant house. Then tell him you will buy the WHORE(s) for $10 (you know you ordered at least $30 worth of WHORES.

He will then call his store and tell them that it was a fake delivery but somebody that just happened to be out on the street when he showed up offered to pay something for the WHORE.

At this point, they have the choice to sell the WHORE at a discount and make a lil money, or the WHORE is returned to the store and eather eaten by the employees or thrown away. Easy dicision buy the manager at that point.

Thank you and you're welcome. It works every time. Just dont use the same address every time.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/564091-how-get-cheap-pizza-works-every-time.html

JohnGalt2341 · 07-23-10, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe

Finda a vacant house. Order a WHORE to a vacant house that is next to a house where people actually live. Go to the house where people live and hang out there until the WHORE arrives. When you see the driver, strike up a conversation with him on why he is delivering a WHORE to a vacant house. Then tell him you will buy the WHORE(s) for $10 (you know you ordered at least $30 worth of WHORES. He will then call his store and tell them that it was a fake delivery but somebody that just happened to be out on the street when he showed up offered to pay something for the WHORE. At this point, they have the choice to sell the WHORE at a discount and make a lil money, or the WHORE is returned to the store and eather eaten by the employees or thrown away. Easy dicision buy the manager at that point. Thank you and you're welcome. It works every time. Just dont use the same address every time.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...very-time.html

GOLD JERRY!!! GOLD!!! I'm going to try it tonight!!! And then I'm going to celebrate by ordering a Pizza to the same address!!!

Fishhead · 07-23-10, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by MC PICKS

About 5 years ago I heard a hooker tried to cash a 500 tournament poker chip at the cash cage since somone had conned her and she thought it had value, LOL classic.

This is the correct answer ..............

CLOSE THREAD

Tommy_de1st · 07-23-10, 06:53 PM

The only way you can hit 'em is when they have a night off

Nicky Santoro · 07-23-10, 07:00 PM

this one is easy.

go to montreal and go on Ontario STreet. look for chantal or lise.. they will blow you for 2$ and swallow your load..and they love it too.. just tell them nicky santoro sent you and you get 20% off.. so a bj will cost you 1.60$.. it's been 7 yrs for me since i went there, but i am sure they'll remember me..

if you want sex, you might have to pay a bit more.. maybe 5$.. but 4$ with the 20% nicky santoro special..

very sleazy girls.. they love the sausage..

whatsgood5 · 07-23-10, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe

Finda a vacant house. Order a WHORE to a vacant house that is next to a house where people actually live. Go to the house where people live and hang out there until the WHORE arrives. When you see the driver, strike up a conversation with him on why he is delivering a WHORE to a vacant house. Then tell him you will buy the WHORE(s) for $10 (you know you ordered at least $30 worth of WHORES. He will then call his store and tell them that it was a fake delivery but somebody that just happened to be out on the street when he showed up offered to pay something for the WHORE. At this point, they have the choice to sell the WHORE at a discount and make a lil money, or the WHORE is returned to the store and eather eaten by the employees or thrown away. Easy dicision buy the manager at that point. Thank you and you're welcome. It works every time. Just dont use the same address every time.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...very-time.html

Fukking classic. Well done

JohnGalt2341 · 07-23-10, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

this one is easy. go to montreal and go on Ontario STreet. look for chantal or lise.. they will blow you for 2$ and swallow your load..and they love it too.. just tell them nicky santoro sent you and you get 20% off.. so a bj will cost you 1.60$.. it's been 7 yrs for me since i went there, but i am sure they'll remember me.. if you want sex, you might have to pay a bit more.. maybe 5$.. but 4$ with the 20% nicky santoro special.. very sleazy girls.. they love the sausage..

I use the Nicky Santoro special all the time for BJ's. After I shoot my load in their mouth I say to them "You did good sweetie... You deserve a 25% tip for that performance." I then give them $2 and say "Keep the change baby... you earned it!"

Tommy_de1st · 07-23-10, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

this one is easy. go to montreal and go on Ontario STreet. look for chantal or lise.. they will blow you for 2$ and swallow your load..and they love it too.. just tell them nicky santoro sent you and you get 20% off.. so a bj will cost you 1.60$.. it's been 7 yrs for me since i went there, but i am sure they'll remember me.. if you want sex, you might have to pay a bit more.. maybe 5$.. but 4$ with the 20% nicky santoro special.. very sleazy girls.. they love the sausage..

No, that is too much

GonzosDirtyTrail · 07-23-10, 08:31 PM

There's no such thing as a free ****, unless you're rich or powerful. Whether it's a hooker, girlfriend, or wife, you always pay.

pico · 07-23-10, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by Dad

All you need is rope and tape.

nice pic

THE PROFIT · 07-23-10, 08:57 PM

I like to have sex with hot married women, I don't know where the "paying them" comes into the picture, but if you just want to have sex with hot women with no hassle just fuk married women.

I have fuked many married women, when you're done you just send them home to their husband. No muss no fuss!

Lion4Life · 07-23-10, 09:00 PM

chloroform?

Bluehorseshoe · 07-23-10, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by Flight

Bluehorseshoe--- thanks for the big laugh.

I couldn't stop laughing posting it.