The sermon of the gambler

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  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #1
    The sermon of the gambler
    Gamblor is the god of gambling.
    At the beginning of the world he created the sportsbook, the gambler, and the beast
    The sportsbook possessed the mind, the gambler the heart and the beast the hunger
    At first all lived in harmony but soon the sportsbook was jealous of the gambler
    The heart was what it coveted because it was pure whereas the mind was not
    The sportsbook knew however that the heart could never be held by anything but the gambler because it was decreed as such
    If the sportsbook could not have the heart than no one else could
    So it devised a plan.
    The sportsbook knew the nature of the beast and the burden it held.
    The sportsbook saideth to the beast:
    Your burden is strong my friend and I will feed your hunger so that you may never carry it again.
    You who will be fed by my hand are to reside within the gambler whose heart you will feast upon.
    If you feast upon the heart you will be forever full.
    The beast was rejoiced for the hunger consumed him and saideth to the sportsbook
    What joy you will bestow upon me. What price seeketh you for satiating my hunger?
    The sportsbook saideth to the beast:
    You will feast only by my hand and will hold back until my word sayeth otherwise
    So the beast wenteth to the gambler and entered him feasting upon his heart.
    The heart was soon consumed but the beast was not satisfied
    The beast cried out to the sportsbook:
    Wretched being, lying trickster, my burden continues, the hunger is not gone
    The sportsbook boomed with laughter and said to the beast
    Fool, your hunger will never be satisfied. Now remember well the promise beast, for you are bound by your word. Heed my word or you will starve.
    The sportsbook filled with the mirth of his accomplishments regarded the gambler who was now weakened
    It saideth to the gambler:
    Your heart is gone and will return anew but every time it does so I will order the beast to feast upon it. Obey me and I will spare you. Do not and it will perish again and again until the end of time. So you see, no choice have you, your heart is now mine and mine alone.
    The gambler gazed upon the sportsbook and saideth
    Your mind devised this plan which you have executed with cunning at the expense of the beast. The beast cannot help what it is, so it followeth your word. My heart you think is your prize but remember the mind cannot control the heart no matter the avenue. The beast's hunger is now my hunger and my heart will feed it without your hand. The beast and I will be one forever more.
    And it was such.
  • minet123
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-17-07
    • 10280

    #2
    Praise be to Gamblor
    Hallelujah
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