Worst. Date. Ever!!!!!!!!!

[ROFLcopter]

are you black btw? you should go for japanese girls next time. they like to be shit and pissed on.

certain parts of me can be considered black






........... and no, not my penis. that sh!t is tiny. im talking about my taint

[chrislau86]

[sdtrader]

Now that's quite a story!!

[ericthegangster]

you should have just grasped your weiner to stop the pee while you shat.

[in2thethickofit]

Funniest thing ever...hardly

[venice2222]

cant stop laughing

[Masu485]

this pic is the most hilarious thing ever. you can feel the misery.

[FrozenMAN]

LOLOLOLOLOL unreal, this is TRULY deadspin quality for Great Moments in Poop History lol

[EBDOG]

whats the girls number we can ask her if it was you

[Sunde91]

If this ever really happened to someone in RL, they must have the restroom savviness of a 2 year old.

1) You do not ever wait to shit if it is at all foreseeable that you will need to shit in X time frame. Go to the public restroom, wipe the seat or squat and suck it up..

2) The noob made the fallacy of assuming that peeing with a hard-on and shitting are mutually exclusive activities. Clearly the ONLY option was to sit, shit, stick your dick in the bowl at an angle and either hold, wait for the hard-on to subside, or squeeze hard (PC flex people) while simultaneously shitting.

3) Exactly what was he thinking going in the tub? Compounding the situation was the only thing that could have happened..and disaster.

[ROFLcopter]

i cannot post that information cause she will find out. but right now im dealing with a major problem that i might soon post about. i am seeing if i can find the answer on google before i post cause its very embarrassing

[MJFtheGenius]

that is a big cock ya got there

[dodger33]

Holy crap I cried laughing. True or not that is the funniest shit i have read in a long time. The MS Paint pictures are better than if he had actual pictures.

[blueghost]

you cant make this stuff up

[OmgUrMom]

LOL WOW EPIC THREAD IN THE MAKING HERE

[chrislau86]

this thread is definitely epic

[Sanka]

Don't care if it's real or not, plagiarised or not, I just can't stop laughing

Those paint images

[PittsburghPlayer]

Very funny shit.

[BrentCrude]

Deuce Biggelow dates after 40.

From all the guys I know who went out with women over 40 who have never been married,they all fall into the Deuce Biggelow category who he had to go out with and got paid to do it.Something is usually drastically wrong with them even if they look like beauty queens on the outside.It's sort of like there's a reason why this guy wasn't drafted by a team when he was just out of high school in hockey or baseball or college for football.

[rake922]

[JEK]

someone in this thread needs some serious help.

[Fieldysnuts44]

Illustrations!!

[sundin4prez]

funny, but i heard and seen it a dozen times.... bull shit it was you on the forums but nether less funny

[jgray]

Don't care if this was copied. I've never seen it before so it's new to me.

This was incredibly funny. LOL

[Powderguy]

[lyon804]

IDC, if this is copied or not. I have never laughed so hard in my life.. Thanks for sharing/copying. This tops all other bullshit I have read in this forum.

[EaglesPhan36]

Fake or not, the pictures and story were funny as hell. Kudos.

[xyzky]

Thanks for the good laugh, regardless if it wasnt your story!

[Ella600]

hahahahahaha

[keyboarding]

You can't urinate with an erection.

[pako74]

Holy Shiat!!!! This was so funny.

[ROFLcopter]

I am glad everyone here was able to learn from this and can prevent such disasters in the future

[obamaismyuncle]

are you black btw?

you should go for japanese girls next time. they like to be shit and pissed on.

[chaseman]

Bahahahahaha

[BeatTheJerk]

That was ******* fantastic. What a mind on you Robocop.