Nicky Santoro jinx strikes again!

[BeeMore]

Ilya Kovalchuk signs with the New Jersey Devils instead of Vegas Dave's Los Angeles Kings...

NICKAY!!!

[Nicky Santoro]

onner, that curse will follow him forever.. no one messes with the nicky santoro curse. it will ruin their life.

onner, i am sure 49.3% of the posters here have no idea what you are talking about cause i haven't posted in 6+ months and I don't recognize half the people here, but for those who don't know....VD gave me an infraction for no reason and i vowed from that day on that his life would change for the worst.. he laughed at me, made a vid mocking me about my curse.

well, to make a long story short.. he ended up going broke gambling, and lost his job here. all within 3 months..

boys, i have bankrupted 24 enemies with the nicky santoro curse..i've had people fly to montreal and beg on their knees for me to remove the curse..


boys, if you want some good advice, stay on my good side and you'll be ok.. because trust me, you do NOT want to upset good ol Nicky Santoro..

This curse is real..

[PuckOff]

Nicky,

We're good right??

Your Pal,

PuckOff

[BeeMore]

Here is a history lesson for the newbies...

Nicky is confused after getting an infraction and asks JJ to investigate

JJ, is this really happening. 1 yr in, and 8k posts and i get this pm from SBR forum staff saying i got an infraction.. LOL.. jj, wtf is going on here. i got an infraction for posting a pic of a bald guy leaning against the wall with the corner of his penis/balls barely showing?? JJ, what is going on here. was this a joke.. who sent me this, willie bee?

the pic wasn't even sexual.. jj, i have never received an infraction in my forum career and now i get one for this? LOL. .jj, what is going on here? Is this a joke?

JJ theorizes that it must have been the new mod, Vegas Dave

Must of been Vegas Dave, the kid is going crazy here with everyone. Nicky if you submit a 5TR-7 review form I can make the infraction come off your record.

Nicky responds with a curse on Vegas Dave

you know what, i was thinking.. not just watching VDs vids for 3 months is too easy for him. i am going a step further.. 6 months no watching his vids. PLUS.. he is now getting the official Nicky Santoro Jinx.. that's right, the spell is on.. i have bankrupted 31 people in the past with this jinx.. each time i gave it to them, they went broke. i only give it to people that really annoyed me or did something bad to me.. i have only given it to LT Profits here at sbr, and you all saw how he never won a game again after that.. he had like 23 straight losing days.

so VD, as of today, since you gave me this infraction, your punishment now is NO more watching your vids for 6 months, PLUS, you are now officially received the Nicky Santoro Jinx, and boy oh boy, is it deadly. I will now pray to the gambling GODS to make you lose, and you will.. So if i were you, i'd watch my bets.. your luck changes as of today VD, so good luck, and thanks for the infraction..

Nicky confirms the curse is placed here

wow, he did do it.. i was certain it was him.. jj was right.. shame on you VD.. this shocked me man.. i did fukk all.. man, you give a guy some money at sbr, and all of a sudden, he acts like GOD here. VD, as of now, i will not watch another VD vid or open it either, i swear till the start of the 2009-10 NHL season, which is about 6 months.

and most important, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY NOW ON THE NICKY SANTORO JINX.. good luck.. you will need it.


I am now going into my little prayer to the GAMBLING GODS and focus hard and ask them to make you lose a lot.. get ready for this one.. and if i were you, i'd not bet again..

Vegas Dave begins to mock the jinx, saying it won't work

Damn Nicky, I just got done saying I knew you'd believe me!

I've never lied to you man. We go way back.

I think this will be the first time the curse doesn't work, because it is grounded on false allegations. If you cursed me for covering my fellow mod's backs, I'd be done for. But cursing me for something I didn't do? I don't think it will hold up in the cosmic order of things.

I am no longer scared

More mocking

Flyers have plenty of talent and grit, no question they have a chance, but it'll be tough!

Nicky's curse is real. Last college football season I was about 7 games over .500. Nicky told everyone that no one beats 50%, and that at the end of the year, I would have a .500 record.

After he said that, I had 5 straight losing weeks to end the season. Finished only 1 game over .500.

The Santoro Jinx is no joke. Why I would give an infraction to a man with this power makes no sense

The guy gets cocky after a winning night

Nicky, I had two games tonight...

Chicago White Sox: Up 3-1 bottom 9, Jenks comes in, struggles, gives up a run. Runners on 2nd or 3rd, 2 outs........................ Tampa Bay grounds out. WINNER.

Toronto up 9-2 heading into the bottom of the 9th: WINNER.

And your Canadians lost.

See what happens when you try to put a curse on the innocent?

You should take the "curse" off of me. Don't be stubborn and cost your Habs team the series over a curse that should have never been placed!

Dave makes a video mocking the curse.



After watching the video, Nicky has had enough and curses him even worse! Maybe he wouldn't have lost his job if he didn't make the video mocking Mr. Santoro?

keep acting like youre not scared you little weasel.. for 2 weeks now, you've been begging me to not give you the hex.. you admitted to fearing it and saying to remove it cause we're friends. today, you win 2 units and now you feel invincible??

Let me tell you, it's normal to feel all hyped up when you win.. and feel invincible. i've had 2 bad weeks, not one winning night. i started thinking i'd never win again. today, i am so high after having my best night in 09 and now i feel that i can never lose another game again.. so it's normal what you feel now.

just wait till you go 2-8 in your next 10 games, you'll be begging me again to remove the spell..

just for that dave, i will now go pray to the gambling GODS to do a number on you.. dave, you will pay for that infraction, i promise.. enjoy your winning night tonight, cause they will be very rare, so take advantage.

Nina accurately predicts that October will doom him in...

Its ok Davey. Nicky will stil luv ya when you crash and burn between now and October.

Nicky nails it. Not only does he have to stop betting, he also loses his job! The curse wins!

he'll be lucky to make it to october. he will quit his bets by then when he no longer can catch up..i am about to shut the lights off in my room, kneel down and pray to the gambling GODS to give this VD the curse.

i am 31 for 31 so far. soon to be 32 for 32.. 31 out of 31 guys have lost a ton since i gave them the nicky santoro curse.. it is more lethal than the bambino curse.

dave will be on his knees asking for forgiveness by July.. i did not like what he did today to me. he backstabbed me..

[BadNina]

Look at what the curse did to Sammy.

[pavyracer]

Nicky also cursed onthewhat. He said one day you will become Colt and waste all investors points then the next day you will become BeeMore and become a troll for the rest of your life.

Nickay!!

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky also cursed onthewhat. He said one day you will become Colt and waste all investors points then the next day you will become BeeMore and become a troll for the rest of your life.

Nickay!!

remember that one, nina?? hey nicky, i am not scared of no stupid curse... he was on fire at that time collecting from his locals...thinking he's a pro gambler.. then he told me to shut up... and then the curse came in and i told him he'd be broke by the end of the month, and i was wrong.. he was broke by the end of the week..

he shut up after that..

all 4 posters that i gave this curse to in my 10 yrs of posting, all went through the slump of their lives.

Trust me, you do not want to get on nicky santoro's bad side here at sbr. it could be costly..

[Nicky Santoro]

Look at what the curse did to Sammy.

remember that one, nina?? hey nicky, i am not scared of no stupid curse... he was on fire at that time collecting from his locals...thinking he's a pro gambler.. then he called me an idiot... and then the curse came in and i told him he'd be broke by the end of the month, and i was wrong.. he was broke by the end of the week..

he shut up after that..

all 4 posters that i gave this curse to in my 10 yrs of posting, all went through the slump of their lives.

Trust me, you do not want to get on nicky santoro's bad side here at sbr. it could be costly..

[wal66]

Except for under valuing curses VegasDave was one of the best video makers. Top 5 or 6 all time. Course my all time is a fairly limited amount of time.

JJ Nicky Coug's Loshack and you have to include VegasDave amongst these guys.

[Extra Innings]

BeeMore is like an SBR Historian with that post

[Chi_archie]

I think the curse was even worse for Sammy

[Nicky Santoro]

I think the curse was even worse for Sammy

It ruined his life..

he's never been the same since..

That'll teach him..

[PuckOff]

I guess we're not good eh Nicky??? You can't even respond to my Leafs in Montreal question in the other thread. pfft!!!

[BeeMore]

Extra Innings you have been slacking. Pick it up pal.

[Nicky Santoro]

I guess we're not good eh Nicky??? You can't even respond to my Leafs in Montreal question in the other thread. pfft!!!

sorry pucker, don't know what to say.. pucker, i have no time to go to crappy habs game, and no time to try to get tickets. my time is valuable pucker. pucker, i am a professional gambler.. i have to stay home 365 days a year and stare at lines..8 hrs a day, 6 hrs a night.... who else is going to pay the bills, my mother??. i doubt it.. she's better at taking money from me than giving me..

pucker, it's not easy being a professional gambler..:

[BadNina]

Nicky, darling, I think you have been away too long and are out of the loop with what the curse did to young Samuel. He was busted for forum booking (working for TSop I think) TWICE. And for ghosting and scamming points.

[eidolon]

onner, that curse will follow him forever.. no one messes with the nicky santoro curse. it will ruin their life.

onner, i am sure 49.3% of the posters here have no idea what you are talking about cause i haven't posted in 6+ months and I don't recognize half the people here, but for those who don't know....VD gave me an infraction for no reason and i vowed from that day on that his life would change for the worst.. he laughed at me, made a vid mocking me about my curse.

well, to make a long story short.. he ended up going broke gambling, and lost his job here. all within 3 months..

boys, i have bankrupted 24 enemies with the nicky santoro curse..i've had people fly to montreal and beg on their knees for me to remove the curse..


boys, if you want some good advice, stay on my good side and you'll be ok.. because trust me, you do NOT want to upset good ol Nicky Santoro..

This curse is real..

I always get a good laugh at how you give a percent down to the 10th of 1 percent.

[PuckOff]

sorry pucker, don't know what to say.. pucker, i have no time to go to crappy habs game, and no time to try to get tickets. my time is valuable pucker. pucker, i am a professional gambler.. i have to stay home 365 days a year and stare at lines..8 hrs a day, 6 hrs a night.... who else is going to pay the bills, my mother??. i doubt it.. she's better at taking money from me than giving me..

pucker, it's not easy being a professional gambler..:

So you're passing up an opportunity to eat free wings with me? Are you for real? Do you now who I am?

[Nicky Santoro]

So you're passing up an opportunity to eat free wings with me? Are you for real? Do you now who I am?

i'm on diet pucker.. i'm a fat fukk.. i need to lose weight. wings will kill me.. there are 60 calories, 6g of fat per wing, and 4 g of sugar.. now multiply that by 80 wings minimum that i eat.. and we are talking here 4800 cals and 480 g of fat, and 320 g of sugar.. not good for losing weight.. i love those wings.

however, i will beat your ass in hockey if you ever come to montreal this fall/winter.. but ball hockey, not ice hockey.. no rinks available. but bring a camera mr hockey, so i can film it on youtube for all here to see me make an embarassment of you..

[PuckOff]

Sugar in wings?? Where are you getting 4 g of sugar from eating 1 wing? Honey garlic sauce?

Nicky, I know you have connections at the local outdoor rinks. Call the city parks commission and tell them you are going to videotape our challenge and will post it on the internet. You will be promoting MOntreal's outdor rinks and the Tourism association will love you for this. Maybe you will get a abreak in the high taxes you frenchies pay. I swea, now that I know your name is Claude then I know you are not Italian and are a frenchie. A good frenchie though. I used to hate teh frenchies Nicky.....I mean Claude. Now, and through my therapy, I am able to accept separatist frenchies. Nicky or Claude ( I have to call you Claude when we are talking about Quebec frenchie separatism so I hope you don't mind) are you a separatist? Do you support breaking away from Canada?

Nicky, call city parks commission and start the process of booking an outdoor rink. Do it buddy.