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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    I just ripped myself a new ass-hole
    I drink every night. So I have diarreah every day. Those of you that drink every day know what this is all about. But for the last 4 days I have not drank any alcohol because I have been trying to cut down. Boy, what a fukking surprise today when I took a shit and my shit was solid and nearly ripped my ass-hole apart. Fuk this shit. I just made myself a pineapple/vodka/rum. Not going thru that shit again.

    Seriously, I was on the toilet praying to God that I would never take another drink ever again if that pain would just go away. I was being honest with God also, it hurt so bad. I now know how women feel when they give birth, but this was out of my ass-hole, so it is much worse. I am certain that I blead, but I was afraid to look. Not going through that again. It's White Rusians and Coronas from here on out.

    Any of you go through this? I know I am not the only one. Drinking is not that bad I guess.
  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #2
    I'm drunk, bitches. heeeeehawww
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    • Extra Innings
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-26-10
      • 15058

      #3
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #4
        Tomorrow's toilet time will be back to normal, Extra Innings!
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        • 2daBank
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 01-26-09
          • 88966

          #5
          lolololol0ololololol,,,,,,,i dont drink daily or even real often but when i drink i get fukked up, like right now...........
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          • Cuse0323
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-09-09
            • 30169

            #6
            Haven't had a solid shat in ages from the drinking.
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            • Goat Milk
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-24-10
              • 25850

              #7
              gotta drink 1 drink straight the whole night. mixed drinks will always fukk up yoru stomach by the end of the night if you have a lot too much liquid.
              Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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              • mikejamm
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-24-09
                • 11053

                #8
                I have a direct line to God! Transfer 20 points to me and I'll make sure your shit flows like butter! No shit, really, do it how or it's ripped asshole for you until Easter! God doesn't fuk around with shit like this!
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                • THE PROFIT
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-27-09
                  • 17701

                  #9
                  I cut back dramatically on drinking about a year ago & all the sold shit was uncomfortable at first. Just eat alot of Mexican food & things will be back to normal
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                  • stikymess
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-19-10
                    • 3288

                    #10
                    maybe drink some water now and then.
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                    • Davydave
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 07-01-08
                      • 700

                      #11
                      Glad that you saw the light. Drink up!
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                      • BIGDAY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 02-17-10
                        • 48245

                        #12
                        That is fricken hilarious!
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                        • Brock Landers
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 06-30-08
                          • 45359

                          #13
                          Try fiber supplements guy
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                          • Hotdiggity11
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-09-09
                            • 4916

                            #14
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                            • GonzosDirtyTrail
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 06-26-10
                              • 714

                              #15
                              That's some funny shit.

                              Pardon the pun.
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                              • Chi_archie
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-22-08
                                • 63172

                                #16
                                ouchies
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81450

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                  That is fricken hilarious!
                                  Says you. It was not funny to me at all. Woke up with the runs today though so life is back to normal.
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                                  • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-09-09
                                    • 4534

                                    #18
                                    Great-read-during-breakfast
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                                    gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
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