Every guy has done this

[jayroy25]

You ever at a party and gotta piss so bad? Or drunk as hell and the bathrooms taken and go to your buddies. Dude i bet you i can hit that or i bet i can piss farther than you. I know this an odd thread but im pretty on the obliterated side right now and know this post will get responses. Whats your farthest i cant hold it nemore piss. I just did about 10FT but not near my record

[THE PROFIT]

I thought this was gonna be about pissin' in the kitchen sink. Who the fuk measures how far they piss?

[jjgold]

No

Never drank that much

[THE PROFIT]

I kicked one girl out of the house because everytime I'd go to piss the fukin sink was full of dirty dishes!