I found a kitten outside my apartment today.

[Doug]

Sorry to be mean to you Pecos....

If you want a free kitten, go to Craigslist

look under free stuff

good chance you'll find one there.

Be prepared to spend about $100 for shots and stuff right of the bat.

I hope you can care for the animal for its' expected 15 year lifespan.

Female cats make better housecats, BTW. Males like to roam looking for well...pussy !

Figure another $100 for alteration at 6 months old.

[Doug]

This might help you, Bill ! I'm not joking, sexing a kitten is HARD !

Sexing the Kitten

In kittens younger than about two weeks, it is often difficult to tell their sex. Even competent rescuers and vets can be fooled! A female kitten will have what looks like an upside-down exclamation mark, whereas a male will look more like a colon. Also, the male's urinary opening is lower than the female's and he will also have a little lump between his anus and this opening. This will later become his testicles. Another way to tell is gently squeeze the urinary opening. If the tip of the penis appears, there's your answer!
sexing kittens illustration

[Doug]

illustration in link here...

http://www.kitten-rescue.com/sexing_the_kitten.html

[Pecos Bill]

pecos bill is deep....

I was very emotional when i made the thread..cant believe you guys made fun of it

[JW Cash]

I was very emotional when i made the thread..cant believe you guys made fun of it

It opens your eyes to the real world...doesnt it ??

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

Six-days??

THAT-CAT-LOOKS-FINE

HEY-POM-POM'S

[Doug]

I was very emotional when i made the thread..cant believe you guys made fun of it

I apoilgize, Bill, but don't take the kitten in ....unless you can give it a lifetime home and care....They can live 15+ years....sounds like you can't do that ?

[yanksfan]

I was very emotional when i made the thread..cant believe you guys made fun of it

It was beautiful what you wrote man....I'm sure those who made fun are not so hard-hearted in real life. I know the feeling...it's very hard to leave an animal alone on the streets.

[ttwarrior1]

peco is in school, ???

[THE PROFIT]

school for scoundrels

[Doug]

I was very emotional when i made the thread..cant believe you guys made fun of it

You are an easy target, but realise that Kitty can be a 15-20 year commitment and you don't seem to have the stable home for it ( no pets in your apt).

I think you are sincere....if not, so what ?

Could be JJGold ******* around ? If so, good job !

[THE PROFIT]

when the fuk did pecos move out of mommys house?

[Doug]

I don't know what to make of PB, could be JJ or something very easily. Good humor anyway !

[Pecos Bill]

when the fuk did pecos move out of mommys house?

When i got back in school this summer...the schools about an hour away from my house so.

[Doug]

consider having the cat, dog whatever as almost a marriage of sorts. The pet will give you the loyalty you want.

Whatever happens between pet and owner stays in....I don't know.....God's eye ?

Maybe you can teach the cat to give you toungue or something ?

[wtf]

pecos has a car-mommy must have given it to his pitiful ass

pecos in school-again mommy funded

[mtneer1212]

You should take it to a shelter now....... it has much better chance of getting adopted now, before he becomes an adult cat.

[Doug]

You should take it to a shelter now....... it has much better chance of getting adopted now, before he becomes an adult cat.

Craig's list would be better.

This could be somebody's pet too ! Kitty didn't look too young ( like 8 weeks). I don't like letting a cat out....my previous cat ( Animal) was let out....he was a hunter, brought back mice like crazy. Hit by a car/truck dead at about 5.

New Female cat ( Cooter) about 5 now is a 100% housecat, terrified if you carry her outdoors, will scratch the SHIT out of you. I think I have to sell her with the condo ?

That kitten looked like 6 months old.

[FrozenMAN]

I was very emotional when i made the thread..cant believe you guys made fun of it

what do you expect dude, it all sick f's on this site....that's why i keep my posts and topic reading to a minimal...so many mean spirted people

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Shoulda made cat stew.

[2daBank]

i was heartbroken at the end of this story as i was so hopeful pecos finally got some different pussy... would have been great if something took his mind off that ho that mercy fukked him.....

[THE PROFIT]

2da, I'm a cat lover, and I'm glad this cat is still on the streets. PB is not emotionally stable enough to have a pet. But it seems psychopaths do love their pets though. Remember Buffalo Bill & Precious???

[HakiManiac]

how could you not take him!! I would have snuck him into the apartment, screw your apartment restrictions. Poor little cat.

[HakiManiac]

btw, you sound like an overly sensitive woman

[2daBank]

2da, I'm a cat lover, and I'm glad this cat is still on the streets. PB is not emotionally stable enough to have a pet. But it seems psychopaths do love their pets though. Remember Buffalo Bill & Precious???

now that you mention it that who PB reminds me of

[lyon804]

Pecos Bill, huh?

[eidolon]

thats a street cat. might want to go get checked for rabbies

[THE PROFIT]

thats a street cat. might want to go get checked for rabbies

I don't think it's Jewish

[trixtrix]

have you considered donating him to your local chinese diner?

[TheBettingMan]

I've taken in a nice Tabby cat several years ago. Best cat I've had so far.

[BGS 9.5]

I don't think it's Jewish

[Powderguy]

[ProfaneReality]

Pecos and Stevek have similar stories and styles

Just sayin.

[Flying Dutchman]

G's do you have a Pecos fixation?

...and/or so much time on your hands you gotta dig these old Pecos threads outta da trash?

[G's pks]

G's do you have a Pecos fixation?

...and/or so much time on your hands you gotta dig these old Pecos threads outta da trash?

be on late tonight...going to dig up some more!