Sisters and Brazilian Waxes

[wal66]

So last night there is absolutely nothing on I care to watch so basically just punched some numbers and whatever the television landed on is what would be viewed. I was posting here anyways so not that interested.

TV landed on the E Channel. Holly Madison show was on. As I said I am posting with you guys and I am not really paying attention to Hef’s ex-girlfriend former playmate miss Madison. The next thing I know its Kourtney and Kloe’ Kardashian on. Still not really paying attention and still posting with you guys though.

Well all of a sudden Kourtney is giving Kloe’ a Brazilian wax. Now I’m paying attention. I mean dumb or not two fairly hot sisters and ones all up in her sisters Brazilian area kind of gets your attention. So Kourtney gets the wax too hot and burns Kloe’s hoo hoo. Then Kourtney gets some butter to soothe the ouch on the hoo hoo. Kloe’s pissed cause Lamar is coming home and she can’t let him see her still hairy and now burnt hoo hoo.

Next we see Kloe’ and Lamar after Lamar gets home from a game and
Kloe’: you can’t have none cause I wanted to be all nice down there and it’s not nice now.
Lamar: whatcha talking bout?
Kloe’: My stupid sister burnt my hoo hoo.
Lamar: Lemme see.
Kloe’ NO!!!!!!!!!
Lamar: Lemme see.
Kloe’ Ok but only real quick.
Lamar tapped that burnt hoo hoo anyways.

If you walked in on your wife or girlfriend waxing her sisters hoo hoo wouldn’t you find that extremely hot?

Ladies, are burnt hoo hoo’s a common occurrence when getting a Brazilian wax?

[Gary Busey]

I had a girlfriend last year who liked my berries to be smooth. Shaving doesn't work. ******* hurts. She took me to a day spa that had actually waxed a tackle box or two. So I agreed. Not sure why.

I got so far as getting up on the table - trying to hide my manhood from saluting the entire U.S. and Britain Army as the nice, Asian girl put very warm wax on my supple teabag. (Love those Asians)

She then applied a strip of brown paper that looked to be like fly paper.

"Ho yo breat" she said in broken English. Her weak Asian arms pulled the fly paper from Chinook basket and nothing happened except pure pain emitting from my entire undercarriage. Somehow my hole hurt too. I got up off the table immediately and walked buck ass naked out into the lobby, fly paper still dangling and flapping and out the front door and into my Mercedes. My girlfriend paid for the wax only - not the service 'cause her weak Asian arms couldn't pull it off.

[sickler]

I had a girlfriend last year who liked my berries to be smooth. Shaving doesn't work. ******* hurts. She took me to a day spa that had actually waxed a tackle box or two. So I agreed. Not sure why.

I got so far as getting up on the table - trying to hide my manhood from saluting the entire U.S. and Britain Army as the nice, Asian girl put very warm wax on my supple teabag. (Love those Asians)

She then applied a strip of brown paper that looked to be like fly paper.

"Ho yo breat" she said in broken English. Her weak Asian arms pulled the fly paper from Chinook basket and nothing happened except pure pain emitting from my entire undercarriage. Somehow my hole hurt too. I got up off the table immediately and walked buck ass naked out into the lobby, fly paper still dangling and flapping and out the front door and into my Mercedes. My girlfriend paid for the wax only - not the service 'cause her weak Asian arms couldn't pull it off.

= hold your breath.

I know that girl!