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  • Smacsum
    SBR Rookie
    • 07-09-10
    • 14

    #1
    Did I Do The Right Thing?
    So I'm in construction... have my own ceramic tile and flooring outfit ... I'm on a large commercial jobsite, 9 floor apartment building, 200 units etc etc. Anyway so it's 12:30 today and the building is empty (lunch time) I work for myself so I don't break religiously and was working through lunch. I'm walking around the 8th floor looking for a piece of trim going in and out of every room looking around. I go into a large two bedroom unit, down the hall to the master bedroom and peek inside. ******* most awkward moment of my life. I see one of the old guys on site crouching in the corner on the carpet, pants around his knees and it looked like he was about three knuckles deep just finger ******* his asshole. He didn't see me for a second and I thought about just backing up and getting the **** out of dodge. No luck.... the old fucker looks up and we're just staring at each other while hes crouched on the ground with his fist up his ass. We had an awkward silence and then he got up and pulled his pants up and did up his belt. Then he mumbled something about how hot it was in there and I agreed. Then I just turned and walked....
    I was just gonna let it go and keep the shit to myself but then I realized theres no water on the 8th floor yet and he has to touch atleast 3 doorknobs or two elevator buttons to get out of there.... and it's pretty ******* gross.

    So I told everyone.


    Did I do the right thing?
  • nobshine
    SBR Sharp
    • 01-12-08
    • 489

    #2
    WOW try erasing that thought from memory in the near future. That is fuc*** up. Yuk.

    Yes you did the right thing.
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
      I couldn't keep that one in from anyone. Nasty story man! Glad something like that didn't happen to me...
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      • ivanator
        SBR Sharp
        • 05-01-06
        • 334

        #4
        Absolutely not, what a man does in the comfort of someone else's property while someone watches in curious disgust is his own business.
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        • OmgUrMom
          Restricted User
          • 02-07-10
          • 8481

          #5
          how the fokk did you say something? you just ruined that man you fokka~!
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          • Extra Innings
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-26-10
            • 15058

            #6
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            • 36mafia
              Restricted User
              • 11-08-09
              • 2389

              #7


              it takes courage to do the right thing
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              • maquina
                SBR High Roller
                • 05-23-10
                • 146

                #8
                please do the right thing.
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                • ehp6737
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-11-08
                  • 4185

                  #9
                  sounds to ridiculous to even be true.
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                  • chilidog
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-05-09
                    • 10305

                    #10
                    he wasn't ******* himself; he was under strict doctor's orders to massage his enlarged prostate 3 times daily, to help combat the lingering prostate cancer. sheesh, get it right ;p
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                    • Extra Innings
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-26-10
                      • 15058

                      #11
                      Originally posted by chilidog
                      he wasn't ******* himself; he was under strict doctor's orders to massage his enlarged prostate 3 times daily, to help combat the lingering prostate cancer. sheesh, get it right ;p
                      Sounds like you went through a similar situation
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                      • chilidog
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-05-09
                        • 10305

                        #12
                        yup, the high altitude is supposed to help relax things, but i don't know why he was just on the 8th floor; rooftops are much better, and ya never know, maybe you'll become an internet celebrity once google maps picks up your image
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                        • Smacsum
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 07-09-10
                          • 14

                          #13
                          Originally posted by chilidog
                          yup, the high altitude is supposed to help relax things, but i don't know why he was just on the 8th floor; rooftops are much better, and ya never know, maybe you'll become an internet celebrity once google maps picks up your image


                          You would think this thing would work a little better than the three finger method....I'm not sayin...just sayin.
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                          • OmgUrMom
                            Restricted User
                            • 02-07-10
                            • 8481

                            #14
                            hmmm
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                            • Extra Innings
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-26-10
                              • 15058

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Smacsum


                              You would think this thing would work a little better than the three finger method....I'm not sayin...just sayin.
                              three finger on a man?
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                              • nobs
                                Restricted User
                                • 08-31-09
                                • 4216

                                #16
                                I do this all the time. Then I immediately go offer someone a hand shake.
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                                • Smacsum
                                  SBR Rookie
                                  • 07-09-10
                                  • 14

                                  #17
                                  I tell you what...I will be yelling "Hello!" before I walk into anymore rooms...
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                                  • JEK
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 08-27-09
                                    • 260

                                    #18
                                    Did this REALLY happen? I know there are some really strange people out there but damn...
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                                    • Bostongambler
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-01-08
                                      • 35581

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Smacsum
                                      I tell you what...I will be yelling "Hello!" before I walk into anymore rooms...

                                      Or maybe you should share your Gay stories down at the Blue Oyster just before you have your circle jerk. wtf dude.
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                                      • Brock Landers
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 06-30-08
                                        • 45359

                                        #20
                                        JJGOLD ghost
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                                        • freeVICK
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-21-08
                                          • 7114

                                          #21
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                                          • Gary Busey
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 07-13-10
                                            • 102

                                            #22
                                            I was at a St. Louis Cardinals game once and stayed after the game talking to umpires that I knew. Then I walked into the Team Store because I wanted to buy a Cardinal's cap and a vintage Ozzie Smith jersey. I walked in - no one there. I walked over to the register and found a guy lying on the ground trying to insert one of those mini baseball bats into his black hole.

                                            "Pickles!" I yelled out
                                            "Holy Shit man!" The dude cried out. "Gary Busey?"

                                            I turned around and left.
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                                            • biggie12
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-30-05
                                              • 13794

                                              #23
                                              Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel!
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                                              • Chi_archie
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-22-08
                                                • 63172

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Gary Busey
                                                I was at a St. Louis Cardinals game once and stayed after the game talking to umpires that I knew. Then I walked into the Team Store because I wanted to buy a Cardinal's cap and a vintage Ozzie Smith jersey. I walked in - no one there. I walked over to the register and found a guy lying on the ground trying to insert one of those mini baseball bats into his black hole.

                                                "Pickles!" I yelled out
                                                "Holy Shit man!" The dude cried out. "Gary Busey?"

                                                I turned around and left.
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                                                • Sledge187
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 04-25-08
                                                  • 3722

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Podes
                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                    • 04-16-07
                                                    • 149

                                                    #26
                                                    First lemme say---Im gonna HOPE like hell that no right thing can be established for this situation based on, once again, I HOPE a small sample size....so I have no idea what the right thing is. What exactly was "Tell everyone"? I would imagine that it wouldnt be necessary to tell EVERYTHING to get the--Please be sure in the future be sanitary when touching surfaces around the building especially when no water is close etc.-- point across to the workforce.
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      I just nominated post
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                                                      • HotStreak
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 05-12-09
                                                        • 3235

                                                        #28
                                                        Did he run his finger under your nose as he was walking by?
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                                                        • Dirty Sanchez
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-01-10
                                                          • 16031

                                                          #29
                                                          These posts are just Fantasy...this kind of stuff doesn't happen in real life, but normally comes from a freak trying to get his rocks off discussing it with other people in a message forum. Do yourself a favor and pull up your pants and get back to work..perv.
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                                                          • Sledge187
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 04-25-08
                                                            • 3722

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                                            These posts are just Fantasy...this kind of stuff doesn't happen in real life, but normally comes from a freak trying to get his rocks off discussing it with other people in a message forum. Do yourself a favor and pull up your pants and get back to work..perv.
                                                            I agree with this post 100%.
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                                                            • wtf
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 08-22-08
                                                              • 12983

                                                              #31
                                                              the op is obviously a fag

                                                              but i am surprised by one thing

                                                              that jj did not come and have some fag name for that activity, like it is called a "honduran handshake" or some other stupid gay euphemism
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                Its not me because I do not write like that

                                                                It was funny
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                                                                • Smacsum
                                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                                  • 07-09-10
                                                                  • 14

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                                                  These posts are just Fantasy...this kind of stuff doesn't happen in real life, but normally comes from a freak trying to get his rocks off discussing it with other people in a message forum. Do yourself a favor and pull up your pants and get back to work..perv.
                                                                  This comming from a dude who names himself after a sexual move that involves one sticking their own finger up their ass...
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                                                                  • Dirty Sanchez
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-01-10
                                                                    • 16031

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Dude..not going to add to your fantasies....creepy
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