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  • Unicorn7
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    • 08-29-09
    • 1445

    #1
    Im broke with Bee problem- Any suggestions appreciated
    Hey forum pals
    I have small cottage in back yard. For years a hive of bees has called the back wall and window home. The old man who rented it apparently did not give a crap. Now I have a woman and 12 year old daughter moving in August 1st. The bees must go. If you go in cottage at night it sounds like an express way in the back wall. I think there are thousands of the rascals.

    Bees are important to the environment and I do not wish to kill them. I dont want the bad karma either. I just cant afford to call billie the exterminator for 2-3 hundred bucks right now. I have other priorities

    Anybody here live in Miami Florida and want a bunch of beautiful bees?. You can come over and take them

    They have never stung anyone even when I go near the hive. I dont fuk with them and they dont fuk with me. Any suggestions or am I screwed?

    I even am considering another tenant at 100 bucks less a month who will tolerate them but no normal person woyuld prob want to.

    Think, what to do???
  • starfire
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-10
    • 17045

    #2

    Karma?
    we got too many bees in this world, u good
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    • jgray
      SBR MVP
      • 09-06-09
      • 3599

      #3
      Seriously. Kill em. The world will not miss those bees. Besides, they should have been smarter when they chose to squat in your home. (I assume they aren't paying rent...).
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      • Unicorn7
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        • 08-29-09
        • 1445

        #4
        Honestly, In Miami, there are less and less bees each year dude
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        • THE PROFIT
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-27-09
          • 17701

          #5
          Originally posted by jgray
          Seriously. Kill em. The world will not miss those bees. Besides, they should have been smarter when they chose to squat in your home. (I assume they aren't paying rent...).
          you stupid fuk, huge shortage of bees, dont kill bees!!! We'll all fukin starve to death
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          • starfire
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-10
            • 17045

            #6

            if you're cheap?
            Run and hide.................
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            • poker_dummy101
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              • 11-03-08
              • 6395

              #7
              start a honey corporation.

              i suggest BeesWax INC.
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              • mrmarket
                SBR MVP
                • 01-26-10
                • 4953

                #8
                You could try calling a beekeeper. One will probably take them off your hands at no charge if they are running low. But what do i fukkin know about bees?
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                • Ryangene
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                  • 12-04-08
                  • 3381

                  #9
                  Raid indeed!
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                  • goofyre
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-20-10
                    • 1933

                    #10
                    Raid them at night when they are all there too.
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                    • Unicorn7
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                      • 08-29-09
                      • 1445

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mrmarket
                      You could try calling a beekeeper. One will probably take them off your hands at no charge if they are running low. But what do i fukkin know about bees?
                      thks for all the suggestions!

                      I will try this tomorrow..I`ll get back ta yas hopefully with happy ending
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                      • Extra Innings
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-26-10
                        • 15058

                        #12
                        Smoke 'em out.
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                        • Unicorn7
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                          • 08-29-09
                          • 1445

                          #13
                          Originally posted by goofyre
                          Raid them at night when they are all there too.
                          yeah, I did notice all them sobs go in there at night
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                          • jgray
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-06-09
                            • 3599

                            #14
                            Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                            you stupid fuk, huge shortage of bees, dont kill bees!!! We'll all fukin starve to death
                            I missed the part in the OP post that these were honey bees, you stupid fuk.
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                            • Unicorn7
                              Restricted User
                              • 08-29-09
                              • 1445

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Extra Innings
                              Smoke 'em out.
                              I seen a guy with a stick and rag on fire once. He got bit by like 3 angry wasp and ran for his life squeeling like a pig
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                              • Unicorn7
                                Restricted User
                                • 08-29-09
                                • 1445

                                #16
                                Hey guys..I dont have no clue what type of bees they are. Look like average bees. Never seen no honey but maybe thats cause its in the walls. I will know soon enough
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                                • 20Four7
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-08-07
                                  • 6703

                                  #17
                                  Call Billy...... he'll take care of it
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                                  • pavyracer
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-12-07
                                    • 82857

                                    #18
                                    Get some bee eaters. They are a bird species that eats bees. But if your broke best solution is douse them with gas and set them on fire to meet their maker.
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                                    • Catherine
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                                      • 04-07-10
                                      • 116

                                      #19
                                      Kill Em & Grill Em... Make sure you are not allergic to them also.
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                                      • sharpcat
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                                        • 12-19-09
                                        • 4516

                                        #20
                                        cowboy hat
                                        sun glasses
                                        full face mask (with a skull painted on it)
                                        scarf
                                        leather chaps
                                        welding gloves
                                        circular saw
                                        smoke machine
                                        spray foam
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                                        • gravy
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 07-04-10
                                          • 319

                                          #21
                                          call this guy

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