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  • JW Cash
    SBR MVP
    • 12-31-08
    • 4453

    #1
    Most Dangerous Thing You Ever Did In Your Life...
    No stories now...just real life drama...


    For me...its was walking, alone, one block from Copacabana Beach
    in Rio at 3:00 AM...with $2,000 in my pocket.....I had been drinking
    all night and totally drunk...

    Was actually starting to be approached by a teen from across
    the street when I turned and acted a little aggressive in my manner..
    I got lucky and he left...i turned the corner and started to walk
    Copacabana looking for whores...they were all over...I picked a
    nice blonde who didnt speak a word of English...and she hailed a
    cab and I got in..( safe thing to do in this situation is take the
    whore back to your hotel room, but I was really drunk..not in
    full control of my actions...)

    The cabbie knew what was going on, like he does this every night, he didnt ask any questions, just drove about 3 blocks away
    to this very dingy rooming house...

    I got out with the whore and we went up 2 floors to a very dirty room
    and we commenced to do the " Brazilian Whore Shuffle "......

    When I was done, I quickly left alone..down the stairs. past a guy who I guess
    was the " Front Desk Clerk "....

    Now, the blonde and cabbie and rooming house attendant could easily
    have had a operation in place...where the whore brings tourists to
    the hotel to be robbed and beaten....Its done all the time in Rio...

    Lookin back.....I could have gotten killed any number of ways that night....
  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45359

    #2
    Calling mbna saying my card was ripped off, but all the while my buddy had pilferred the ATM machine, one with BJ camera...
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      somtimes I don't chew my food enough times before swallowing
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      • freeVICK
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-21-08
        • 7114

        #4
        bone a super hot slut with no rubber, ate her out too
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        • maersksealand
          SBR MVP
          • 09-17-09
          • 1673

          #5
          Originally posted by JW Cash
          No stories now...just real life drama...


          For me...its was walking, alone, one block from Copacabana Beach
          in Rio at 3:00 AM...with $2,000 in my pocket.....I had been drinking
          all night and totally drunk...

          Was actually starting to be approached by a teen from across
          the street when I turned and acted a little aggressive in my manner..
          I got lucky and he left...i turned the corner and started to walk
          Copacabana looking for whores...they were all over...I picked a
          nice blonde who didnt speak a word of English...and she hailed a
          cab and I got in..( safe thing to do in this situation is take the
          whore back to your hotel room, but I was really drunk..not in
          full control of my actions...)

          The cabbie knew what was going on, like he does this every night, he didnt ask any questions, just drove about 3 blocks away
          to this very dingy rooming house...

          I got out with the whore and we went up 2 floors to a very dirty room
          and we commenced to do the " Brazilian Whore Shuffle "......

          When I was done, I quickly left alone..down the stairs. past a guy who I guess
          was the " Front Desk Clerk "....

          Now, the blonde and cabbie and rooming house attendant could easily
          have had a operation in place...where the whore brings tourists to
          the hotel to be robbed and beaten....Its done all the time in Rio...

          Lookin back.....I could have gotten killed any number of ways that night....
          5 times almost killed...survived 4 times because luck and intelligence, saved once by authorities. Can't tell details.
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          • JohnGalt2341
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-31-09
            • 9138

            #6
            Originally posted by freeVICK
            bone a super hot slut with no rubber, ate her out too
            Child's play... it's much more dangerous to do this with an ugly slut.
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            • JW Cash
              SBR MVP
              • 12-31-08
              • 4453

              #7
              Originally posted by freeVICK
              bone a super hot slut with no rubber, ate her out too


              ..and then you just cringe next time you have to pee coz you
              dont know hows its gonna feel.....
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              • geebert74
                SBR MVP
                • 09-03-09
                • 2445

                #8
                I joined this forum... It's pretty risky business.
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                • sundin4prez
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-09-10
                  • 1970

                  #9
                  Originally posted by freeVICK
                  bone a super hot slut with no rubber, ate her out too
                  similar situation.... had sex for maybe the 3rd time in my life when i took home a slut from the bar of course i dident have a rubber and she happened to look and act rather sluty.....
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                  • mrmarket
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-26-10
                    • 4953

                    #10
                    Living with a psychopath for a year and a half. Specifically waking up with a shotgun pressed to the temple. It seems catch in the back yard was not enough for dear old dad.
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                    • BadNina
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-07
                      • 10491

                      #11
                      opened a grandmaster b thread


                      it was a close call
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                      • Grandmaster B
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-05-09
                        • 6035

                        #12
                        came to SBR forum and aquired a troll stalker...see poster above ^^
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                        • Doug
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 6324

                          #13
                          swimming to soon after eating .....
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                          • sharpcat
                            Restricted User
                            • 12-19-09
                            • 4516

                            #14
                            Worked as a connector as a structural ironworker for 10 years walking on 8 inch wide steel beams hanging iron for high rise buildings with cranes swinging steel beams to me, I have lots of crazy stories of cheating death
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                            • GELATINOUS CUBE
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-09-09
                              • 4534

                              #15
                              I dunno, I signed up for Army Infantry right when the Iraq war started... But they didn't end up sending me to Faluja or nothing, by the time I was ready to deploy we caught Saddam, and the fighting was pretty much over. But we did have part of our ship blow up... never found out what it was.
                              blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Man some close calls by you boys, glad your allright.

                                Roofing for me when I was in that business and also pinching a womans ass 14 years ago in a club and her boyfriend put a gun to my head

                                I guess most scariest was when a bookmaker dangling my fukkin ankles off a rooftop to scare me to pay up off a debt
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                                • shari91
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-23-10
                                  • 32661

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE
                                  I dunno, I signed up for Army Infantry right when the Iraq war started... But they didn't end up sending me to Faluja or nothing, by the time I was ready to deploy we caught Saddam, and the fighting was pretty much over. But we did have part of our ship blow up... never found out what it was.
                                  Your-keyboard-is-fixed!!
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                                  • THE PROFIT
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-09
                                    • 17701

                                    #18
                                    got in a '76 Cadillac Brougham in Matamoras with 3 muchachos who pulled up & offered to take me to a strip club on the other side of town. Everything turned out alright, but goddamn how fukin stupid
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                                    • Brock Landers
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 06-30-08
                                      • 45359

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Man some close calls by you boys, glad your allright. Roofing for me when I was in that business and also pinching a womans ass 14 years ago in a club and her boyfriend put a gun to my head I guess most scariest was when a bookmaker dangling my fukkin ankles off a rooftop to scare me to pay up off a debt
                                      i did this when i was in college, totally shitfaced, buddies to me to dissapear fast afterwards LOL
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                                      • Doug
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-10-05
                                        • 6324

                                        #20
                                        buy gas in East Detroit at about 2 am.

                                        I'm surprised them Jigaboos let me outa their hood alive, and that was 25 years ago.

                                        I've hated Niggas ever since then and always will. They be fine when they are 10-20% of the population, get over 50% and you in deep watermelon.
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                                        • Brock Landers
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 06-30-08
                                          • 45359

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Doug
                                          buy gas in East Detroit at about 2 am. I'm surprised them Jigaboos let me outa their hood alive, and that was 25 years ago. I've hated Niggas ever since then and always will. They be fine when they are 10-20% of the population, get over 50% and you in deep watermelon.
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                                          • keyboarding
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 07-30-09
                                            • 6817

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Doug
                                            They be fine when they are 10-20% of the population, get over 50% and you in deep watermelon.


                                            Went to a ghetto for a drug deal, picked up off a black guy whose white girlfriend whore was laid out in the bed, and on the way out, he told me elevators are broken and to take the back stairs with a QP on me. I've never gone down a flight of stairs faster in my life.

                                            Saw a dog break from its owner and run into the middle of a busy intersection so I ran after it stopping traffic. I don't even like dogs.

                                            Walking down the street saw a man seemingly stalking a woman on the sidewalk, I walk up next to her and she asks me to help as he is bothering her. Guy had at least 3 inches on me and 40 pounds. I square up and say "You got a problem? You go that way, we are going this way." He called her a whore and walked away.
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                                            • BadNina
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-27-07
                                              • 10491

                                              #23
                                              Keyboard, what a heroic thing to do.
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                                              • Doug
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 6324

                                                #24
                                                Did you smoke it all goin' down the stairs ?
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                                                • Brock Landers
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 06-30-08
                                                  • 45359

                                                  #25
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                                                  • sickler
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-05-08
                                                    • 15006

                                                    #26
                                                    I'd like to share my experience but I can't.
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                                                    • Miley Cyrus
                                                      SBR Hustler
                                                      • 06-21-10
                                                      • 72

                                                      #27
                                                      My buddy and I got off a train stop in Minneapolis and ended up in a Somalian infested hood. 2 of them were all up in our faces walking with us for a good 15 minutes. We saw a city bus coming by and we jumped on immediately while one of the other guys started reaching for us.
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                                                      • Brock Landers
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 06-30-08
                                                        • 45359

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sickler
                                                        I'd like to share my experience but I can't.
                                                        SHARE! or don't bring it up to begin with!
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                                                        • brooks85
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 01-05-09
                                                          • 44709

                                                          #29
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                                                          • wtf
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-22-08
                                                            • 12983

                                                            #30
                                                            jj is in the lead, dangling from a rooftop by bookies !
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                                                            • sickler
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 06-05-08
                                                              • 15006

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                              SHARE! or don't bring it up to begin with!
                                                              It was just a confession of sorts that there are things in my past I'm not proud of. I saw what happened to you after spilling the beans about the life and times of Brock. hahah

                                                              Nope, my shit won't be used against me.
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                                                              • jayroy25
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 11-18-09
                                                                • 1578

                                                                #32
                                                                When is jjs stories not in the lead
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                                                                • Rich Boy
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 02-01-09
                                                                  • 9714

                                                                  #33
                                                                  JJ's story made me laugh, fkn hilarious.

                                                                  I actually believe it too..
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                                                                  • yanksfan
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 07-07-10
                                                                    • 328

                                                                    #34
                                                                    fought with a guy who was a known drug dealer.....hit him very hard
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                                                                    • flyingillini
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-06-06
                                                                      • 41219

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Mine was probably riding in a car 100s of times that could of gotten us life in prison. I look back on it and it was a crazy time in my life. To think that some of my friends are still in that life is pretty crazy.
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                                                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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