So after feeding my midget i got to thinking how many of them I could take in a fight at once. I'd estimate any more than 3 and I would get overwhelmed. How about you?
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might be harder than anticipated.... they can be pretty strong.... but the biggest problem is their center of gravity.....
their heads are right in line with a couple of good knees though, so if you could get at least one of them down and out right off the bat with a flush knee to the head you might take 3 onComment -
I think you might take that Bopping technique like that kid arcade game with the gophers. Just start bopping them on top of the head and stay upright long enough I think you could maybe take out a whole herd of them. They have abnormally large heads for their size so targeting would be easier.
Never hit a midget on top of the head though, could be they also have thick skulls which would seriously threaten my approach.Comment -
Realistically, 3.
In my dreams, about 28, with a baseball bat.Comment -
if you could pick them up and throw them down on their heads, it would helpComment -
im gonna play it safe here and say less than 1....i dont want any heightened challenged ppl out there seeing this and thinking i think they weak........Comment -
If we are just talking your run of the mill midgets, than Id say at least 10. But, if it is the power lifting ones trying to prove something, 4 or 5 sounds about right because i am going to drop one right away. And the rest I can easily outwalk while they run and get tired. The longer the fight goes the better because if they all got ahold of you, you would be done for.Comment -
not 10. Depends how well they work together. One needs to go for your balls, once down, 4-5 will overwhelm you with no problem.Comment -
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Midgets always go for the balls. Its just like watching a football game and the defense is trying to strip the ball on every play, well thats what midgets do. You could get the first couple of midgets with ease but would be eventually overwelmed by the constant ball shots by the other midgets that are replacing the ones you just took out, therefore putting the miget limit at 5 in my opinion..Originally posted by DougComment -
o so that is where they got the toy story melody fromComment -
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say 8.Comment -
you just grab one by both legs and swing him at the others like a baseball bat.Comment -
^haha
skip to 40 secondsComment -
Head butt to the balls. That's what I was thinking.Originally posted by Team RamrodComment -
Too easy just lure them outside....climb on the hood of your car...and jump on top of them...each time you feel they're getting the best of you, simply repeat step one and DEATH FROM ABOVE!! You can take them all day with some good cardio
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hahahaha, 1:15! that shit is creepy as fukk!Originally posted by brooks85Comment -
Love this topic. Women would never understand this just as we would never understand their compulsion with shoes. Nevertheless, the midget fight above is deceiving because it pits a midget versus a handicapped dwarf. Dwarves are much easier to defeat than midgets but they do have magical powers.Comment -
The littler midget reminds me of Lieutenant Dan !Comment -
he slithers around so wellComment -
wear a cupComment -
Originally posted by Masu485
ha looked like Kuato, from Total Recall
quaid, start the reactorComment -
One low blow and I'd be out =|Comment -
i dont know if id fight one but would like a midget **** b4 i dieComment -
u c from my avatar i am an expert at midget tossing, especially bitches the size of jj
so at least 15Comment -
jerry springer is awesomeComment -
It depends on how handicapped their mobility is but if they can move well then about 5. The key is you need to keep moving because if they trip you you are ******.Comment -
Originally posted by brooks85
The one in the red shirt is almost like a small normal person (pretty sure midgets aren't people though
), while the one in the white/stripes is basically a midget of a midget.
Realistically, could probably take 4-5 of the good sized ones like in the red.
But if they're like the mini-midget ones in the white..wow, good god, I would say minimum 37 without much difficulty, bare-handed.Comment
