Did i tell you guys im back in school?

[Pecos Bill]

Thats right. I went back for my Electrical Engineering degree after 3 years of doing basically nothing. My GPA is currently 2.33 which is a C+. My advisor said if i take 16 credits for the next two semesters i can graduate in May of 2011. How does it make you lowlife gamblers feel that i got laid last month by a hot ass chick AND im going to be a big shot engineer come May?..how does it make you feel that Pecos Bill is going to make more money and be more succesful than you?...Wrap your head around that one.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Hey Mr 2.33 GPA...the word you were looking for is spelled successful...hopefully they don't hire you for your spelling

[poochiecollins]

I recommend you guys let this thread die before it starts. Just don't reply :-)

[Chi_archie]

good luck, hit the books hard...

when you are done, send pavy a pm, maybe he can get you a hot shot engineering job

[DrStale]

Thats right. I went back for my Electrical Engineering degree after 3 years of doing basically nothing. My GPA is currently 2.33 which is a C+. My advisor said if i take 16 credits for the next two semesters i can graduate in May of 2011. How does it make you lowlife gamblers feel that i got laid last month by a hot ass chick AND im going to be a big shot engineer come May?..how does it make you feel that Pecos Bill is going to make more money and be more succesful than you?...Wrap your head around that one.

Pecos Bill graduates by 2011 +1400
Pecos Bill drops out again -2300

[Pecos Bill]

good luck, hit the books hard...

when you are done, send pavy a pm, maybe he can get you a hot shot engineering job

No fvcking way that loser is an engineer. At lest not EE.

[Pecos Bill]

Pecos Bill graduates by 2011 +1400
Pecos Bill drops out again -2300

Dude im motivated as fvck now. Having a good career will help me get girls and more importantly money to fix my face. My dad even said he'll pay everything, hes so proud of me.

[DrStale]

Dude im motivated as fvck now. Having a good career will help me get girls and more importantly money to fix my face. My dad even said he'll pay everything, hes so proud of me.

That has been the case for the last 3 years and you've done nothing. Hope it works out for you nonetheless.

[Go-Too's]

Haha so you want to get your engineering degree to get girls? No wonder you haven't graduated yet... Good luck though, I'm pulling for ya pal.

[Pecos Bill]

Salaries in 2009 for new grads: B.S.E.E. received starting offers averaging $60,340.

I wonder what the average SBR poster salary is?...maybe $32,000??

[GiveMeaBJ]

You graduating has so many if's to it.

#1. If you avoid killing yourself you may graduate.
Let's face it, your a miserable ****. You have no self confidence and no self esteem. If you put a bullet in your head tonight I wouldn't be shocked. Hang in there though, life is good.

#2. If you avoid women you may graduate.
Your pretty good at this one but let's face it with your issues if any girl says "Hi Luis" you may fall in love. When you realize she was just being nice all hell will break loose and you will drop out because she was your 2nd true love after the 30 year old Angie who used you as a booty call twice.

#3. If you avoid depression you may graduate.
**** it, your not graduating.

[jjgold]

Engineering field is dead

You will be unemployed

[jjgold]

You graduating has so many if's to it.

#1. If you avoid killing yourself you may graduate.
Let's face it, your a miserable ****. You have no self confidence and no self esteem. If you put a bullet in your head tonight I wouldn't be shocked. Hang in there though, life is good.

#2. If you avoid women you may graduate.
Your pretty good at this one but let's face it with your issues if any girl says "Hi Luis" you may fall in love. When you realize she was just being nice all hell will break loose and you will drop out because she was your 2nd true love after the 30 year old Angie who used you as a booty call twice.

#3. If you avoid depression you may graduate.
**** it, your not graduating.

[mrmarket]

I hear Corbin Electric is hiring.

[Pecos Bill]

You graduating has so many if's to it.

#1. If you avoid killing yourself you may graduate.
Let's face it, your a miserable ****. You have no self confidence and no self esteem. If you put a bullet in your head tonight I wouldn't be shocked. Hang in there though, life is good.

#2. If you avoid women you may graduate.
Your pretty good at this one but let's face it with your issues if any girl says "Hi Luis" you may fall in love. When you realize she was just being nice all hell will break loose and you will drop out because she was your 2nd true love after the 30 year old Angie who used you as a booty call twice.

#3. If you avoid depression you may graduate.
**** it, your not graduating.

You have no idea how motivated i am. This is my dream, i have to become successful, this is the equalizer ive been searching for. If i fvck up again i wont be able to handle the failure and embarassment. My family is so proud of me and i honeslty would rather be dead than to dissapoint them again. If i fvck up again ill probably end up kill myself. Thats why failure is not an option this time.

[Kemalettin]

[BeatTheJerk]

You will fail miserably. "Quote me". Unfortunately I believe your suicidal threats are just that.

[Sunde91]

How old are you?

[TobiasFunke]

Kid, do you even have $1,000 to your name?

[KingKolzig]

good luck bill, heres some pointers.......eat right (make a list of what you need and always keep it stocked, it will save u much time at the stupid grocery store). exercise twice a week moderately. dont make any friends except for study buddies. dont try and meet a girl it will distract u. u can do all this after u graduate, and you will need a 3.5 from now on to get hired so no distractions. take ritalin/adderall a few days a week for a boost. get back to school early, before any other students arrive, try and find housing where u can walk to class if parking is tough. get everything u need at walmart before hand, you cant miss any classes..........if u really have add/adhd and then if anyone denies u ritalin/adderall than they are denying u employment, which is denying u life.

[KingKolzig]

oh ya absolutely no gambling it will totally waste ur time and change ur brain patterns, u will care more about it than school. no video games and only massabate once a week to get it out of ur system. if u look at porn u could get locked in and like gambling it will suck u in.

[DrStale]

Kid, do you even have $1,000 to your name?

Not a chance.

[THE PROFIT]

Goddamn I hate you, Pecos!

[Extra Innings]

Dude im motivated as fvck now. Having a good career will help me get girls and more importantly money to fix my face. My dad even said he'll pay everything, hes so proud of me.

You'll never be as successful as your brother is...you are the reason they decided to have another child.

[rfr3sh]

are you wearing your new glasses to school?

[THE PROFIT]

You'll never be as successful as your brother is...you are the reason they decided to have another child.

[Pecos Bill]

How old are you?

25

Kid, do you even have $1,000 to your name?

Nope. Never had any money.

[Masu485]

Mechanical engineering is the good one. Electrical is garbage, you make the same money as a bus driver.

[FrozenMAN]

you're going for EE with a 2.33 LOLOLOLOLOLOL, that must be at the University of Phoenix i'm assuming

[BGS 9.5]

you're going for EE with a 2.33 LOLOLOLOLOLOL, that must be at the University of Phoenix i'm assuming

I didn't want to be mean, but since you mentioned it, with a 2.33 he may get in to the U of Cokk, that is about it

[mdemps9190]

good luck pecos, doubtful this happens. You won't be making 60K especially not with a 2.3 GPA, and NO experience for the past 3 years. I'm in a top 25 school right now and pulling a 3.4, gotta get your grades up man and start getting experience or apprenticeships or something

[Marginalis]

[Pecos Bill]

you're going for EE with a 2.33 LOLOLOLOLOLOL, that must be at the University of Phoenix i'm assuming

Its actually a very good engineering school. They did put me on academic probation cuz of my GPA but hopefully i can get it up to a 2.5 after this semester is over.

[FrozenMAN]

I didn't want to be mean, but since you mentioned it, with a 2.33 he may get in to the U of Cokk, that is about it

yeah, I just spent 5 years gettin my BS and MS from the #1 school in the world for Civil and can certainly say this is a thread that will be ending soon, as i simply can't see the chances of success based soley on the many other threads billy has started, but good luck sir

[Pecos Bill]

Picture of the campus. Just got an 84% on my Calculus 3 test. You mad?