Dear ESPN.. I would like to hold a press conference

[DwightShrute]

I will give them credit, it took them less than 10 minutes to reply


Re: I would like to hold a press conference
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From:ESPN Customer Care <support@espncustomercare.com>
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Dear Dwight,

Thank you for the press release regarding your impending career change.

ESPN has a policy in place that does not allow us to accept for review or consideration any ideas, suggestions, or creative materials not solicited by us or our subsidiaries. However, we appreciate you taking the time to write in your suggestion.

Members of the media can also send press-related inquiries to espnpr@espn.com

For live assistance with this or any other issue, please call Customer Care at 1-888-549-3776 (ESPN) between 8:00 a.m. and 1:00 a.m. EST.

Regards,

Jack
ESPN.com Customer Care

--------------- Original Message ---------------

to whom it may concern

I am thinking of switching from the Black team to the Red team in the basketball pick up games we have every so often.

I would like to make the announcement next week and I would like ESPN to cover the event. It should only take an hour.

Would this coming Monday work for you guys?

Cheers,

Dwight

[shari91]

[blackbeSSt]

sounds like mr. jack is an auto reply!

[DwightShrute]

sounds like mr. jack is an auto reply!

ya you are probably right. I will have to try again before 1pm ET

[pavyracer]

[Chi_archie]

[jayroy25]

Thats some funny shit

[Soxsfan9]

That's fukin awesome!