Best Short Fairy Tale

[eidolon]

Once upon a time, a guy
asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said,
'NO!'
And the guy lived happily
ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting
and played golf a lot and
and went to Las Vegas every month and
drank beer and scotch and
and bet on sports all day and
left the toilet seat up and
farted whenever he
wanted.

THE END !

[KingKolzig]

Once upon a time, a guy
asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said,
'NO!'
And the guy lived happily
ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting
and played golf a lot and
and went to Las Vegas every month and
drank beer and scotch and
and bet on sports all day and
left the toilet seat up and
farted whenever he
wanted.

THE END !

...........thats pretty good. but u can also throw in that he dated down when he got lonely

[blackbeSSt]

once upon a time, a guy named brock
said he got $1000 extra from his credit union.
his dumbass posted a picture of the receipt for all of SBR to see.
almost everyone but a couple dipshits called shens.
numerous people call the credit union to report said theft.
come to find out he is a lying douche.

the end.