Fell down the stairs, hurt my knee, might be a godsend

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  • sickler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-05-08
    • 15006

    #1
    Fell down the stairs, hurt my knee, might be a godsend
    Last night, going into the basement to get something, glass of ginger ale in one hand. Landed on one leg six stairs down. The stairs are narrow, I'm sure if I wasn't holding the glass of ginger ale this wouldn't have happened. I could have braced myself with my hands on each side of the wall one or two stairs into the tumble. Didn't have much time to think but initial impulse must be to not drop the glass eh.

    Went to the clinic today. Diagnosis: hyperextended knee. Doc says to wear a tensor and to take it easy. He asked me to rate my pain on a scale of 1 to 10. I said 8 and hello pain meds! I lied, it's prolly a 4.

    Decided to get some exercise walking in the shopping mall today. Was moving along at a gimp's pace when this chick selling beauty products from a stand shoved something in front of me and said, "lotion", then smiled. She wasn't trying to sell me it, she was making a move. Bit of small talk, she said she will be in the same spot at the mall for a couple weeks. I will go back to see her. Without the bum knee, I'm a fast walker. She wouldn't have had time to do what she did. If this pans out, I can thank the bum knee.

    The indentation beside the kneecap shouldn't be that wide. Doctor said the kneecap is in place but it appears to have shifted. Slight concern there. If you look closely my old soccer scar is visible.

  • Dirty Sanchez
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-01-10
    • 16031

    #2
    Dudes who take naked photos of themselves and post them on the internet...then try to pass it off as a knee injury is kind of creepy
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Well at least you did not get hurt too bad

      We need you here pal

      Glad your ok
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      • sickler
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-05-08
        • 15006

        #4
        Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
        Dudes who take naked photos of themselves and post them on the internet...then try to pass it off as a knee injury is kind of creepy
        Naked photo?

        You don't wear shorts in the summer?

        Dirty Sanchez is:

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        • Dirty Sanchez
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-01-10
          • 16031

          #5
          Ninja chicks rule..lol
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          • mtneer1212
            SBR MVP
            • 06-22-08
            • 4993

            #6
            5 to 1 says he puts the 3 bottles of lotion that mall chick conned him into buying to good use.........
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            • Sunde91
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-26-09
              • 8325

              #7
              You would be drinking Ginger Ale, WOULDN'T YOU??
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              • sickler
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-05-08
                • 15006

                #8
                Originally posted by mtneer1212
                5 to 1 says he puts the 3 bottles of lotion that mall chick conned him into buying to good use.........
                No money or products exchanged hands.

                I hope to be buying her a drink though...


                Originally posted by Sunde91
                You would be drinking Ginger Ale, WOULDN'T YOU??
                Yeah I like that drink.

                This actually happened. Not a JJ Gold fairytale...
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                • Sunde91
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-26-09
                  • 8325

                  #9
                  That calf is ripped..you must walk a lot
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                  • betplom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-20-06
                    • 13444

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                    Dudes who take naked photos of themselves and post them on the internet...then try to pass it off as a knee injury is kind of creepy
                    Sickler is creepy, I doubt he would deny this.

                    He is also capable of posting fukk pics of him and her when they do the deed.

                    Stay tuned.

                    PS: If that was my leg you'd be able to see my kok from that angle, it has nowhere to hide.
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