BOYS ITS STILL 85 DEGREES HERE IN BOSTON AT 12.18 IN THE MORNING.I JUST WENT INTO MY ROOM TO GO TO BED AND MY LOVELY WIFE IS SLEEPING AND MY DOG BRADY IS ALSO SLEEPING ON THE BED WITH THE A.C GOING.I WENT TO MOVE THE DOG SO I COULD GO TO BED AND HE GROWLED AT ME FOR WAKING HIM UP.I GOT BULLSHIT AND SHOVED THE DOG TO THE END OF THE BED DURING MY ARGUMENT WITH THE DOG MY LOVELY WIFE WOKE UP AND KINDLY ASKED ME TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH AND LEAVE THE DOG ALONE 
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MY LOVELY WIFE AND THE DOG GET A.C. AND I AM ON MY WAY TO THE COUCH
AS I WAS LEAVING THE ROOM I TURNED AROUND AND I SWEAR TO GOD I COULD SEE BRADY MY DOG
MAKING FACES AT ME.
BOYS I JUST GRABBED MY PILLOW AND ITS OFF TO THE COUCH WHAT THE F-CK MY LOVELY WIFE TELLS ME TO LEAVE THE DOG ALONE
F-CK ME THE COUCH SUCKS NOW I AM GOING TO WAKE UP WITH A SORE BACK.
NOW I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN BY THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MY LOVELY WIFE AND THE DOG GET A.C. AND I AM ON MY WAY TO THE COUCH

AS I WAS LEAVING THE ROOM I TURNED AROUND AND I SWEAR TO GOD I COULD SEE BRADY MY DOG

BOYS I JUST GRABBED MY PILLOW AND ITS OFF TO THE COUCH WHAT THE F-CK MY LOVELY WIFE TELLS ME TO LEAVE THE DOG ALONE

NOW I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN BY THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER
