24 year old MILF

[Extra Innings]

jeez

[HoldEmHook!!]

Most on here would hit it even if it looked like a piece of chewed bubble gum

[sundin4prez]

little bit of roast beef is alright...

[Tommy_de1st]

Yummy

[dherd]

sounds like some nasty pooosy to me.

[G's pks]

A bunch of girls you boned in Thailand also had penises.

[wal66]

Poetic Reply:
Appreciate the opportunities that life presents you with and treat each opportunity as if it were a limited source.

SBR Reply:
Tap dat ass.

[Tommy_de1st]

Poetic Reply: Appreciate the opportunities that life presents you with and treat each opportunity as if it were a limited source. SBR Reply: Tap dat ass.

Another scratch on the wall

[CarpeDime]

jeez

listen to be honest I'm not really in a position to be too picky

I would hit something that looked like this, in fact I wish i had something to hit tonight even if it was like this

i wouldnt just hit it neither, I'd straight up eat it if she wanted me to, i'm serious

[mrmarket]

Sleep with you if you want but faking a relationship isn't worth it if a kid is involved. If you want to play daddy then it's fine but don't confuse the little tyke.

And lol @ the meat curtain comments. Most here would Fukk an unattended Gatorade bottle. You're fooling nobody.

[THE PROFIT]

When I was 24 I dated a girl for a while who had a 3 yo little girl. We dated for 2 years, broke up & got back together 3 years later & came kinda close to getting married.

Anyway, I had never fuked a chick who had put one on the ground before. She had the kid when she was 21, when that thing was tight as fuk. They stitch it up & that makes it even tighter!!! Acting like you wouldn't fuk a girl because her cooch is loose just shows you have no idea how a fukin vagina works!

I'd like to have a set of tires made out of that!