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almost...... by the girlfreinds mom..... i locked the door
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Yes, while growing up at home, once by my mother, another by my sister. The visuals I wanted to jack off to was on tv, which was in the living room.
Fukkin' embarrassing!!!Comment -
A few times when I thought I could never be caught
1st time when I was 35 or so I was in my van and had big nude posters of hot women and was rubbing them all over my cock nude and 3 guys opened the back of my an thinking it was theres and there I was nude with nude posters wrapped around my body. The one guy started cursing at me saying I was sick, it was embarrassing.
2nd time about 3 years ago in my buddies house, he was having a party and guys and gals were having sex upstairs in bedrooms and I snuck upstairs and stripped and snuck into a closet and was jerking off watching this hot couple have sex and I got nabbed only because when I came I was really loud. I could not hold it in and hit my head on the door and they got startled and opened the closet and I was there nude with *** dripping down my chin.Comment -
a few times while i was hanging around in the ceiling of a local gym.Comment -
classicOriginally posted by jjgold
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had a few close calls but luckily have not been caught yet.Comment -
WTF?????????????????Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
Who jerks off when there's a chance of getting caught?Originally posted by stealthyburritoComment -
Ha, this is what makes JJ an asset. This is classic! Hilarious JJ.Originally posted by jjgoldהמוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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you know what the most sensitive part of your body is when you are spanking it?
your ears!
listening for footstepsComment -
Incredibly horny people.Originally posted by THE PROFITComment -
This is some Hilarious hsit.Comment -
the thrill of almost getting caught gets me off.Originally posted by THE PROFITComment -
thats half the fun, the thrill of getting caught. most guys have been caught pulling one you may think they dont know but they know.Originally posted by THE PROFITComment -
I'm willing to bet there are a lot of "not actually caught with it out, but you both know what you were doing" 's out thereOriginally posted by Dark HorseComment -
I hope no one is watching me now.Comment -
Nobody wants to be caught by family members.Originally posted by teaserpleaser
Naked chick on tv, overwhelming urge to spank it, figure you can hear someone rounding the corner to the living room in time to put it away. **** these stealthy walkers!!!!Comment -
Gramma caught me once.....summer time, i was working night shift, the AC was window mounted in the living room.....anyway, i'd go to sleep with the door closed and later on in the day Gramma would push it open for me so the cool air could go into my room......there i was one afternoon, penthouse opened up to some lesbian dentists, whaling away, didn't realize i had gotten caught until i felt a change in the air as she pulled that door closed......
we never spoke of it.....but for some goddamn reason i had to fight the urge to explain myself, as though i needed to justify jerking off.....really not much you can do to gloss over something like thatComment -
i am 11,563 out of 11,564 of NOT getting caught
This would be about 9 years ago -- I'd just gotten a job in a new city, and so didn't really know anyone yet outside of work. I had a small bachelor apartment, which was almost completely unfurnished. At the time, I think I slept in a sleeping bag. I had a couch, a chair, a TV and TV stand, a lamp -- not much else. Sort of the bare essentials. No curtains either, by the way. That's important, so hold onto that.
As it turned out, the apartment complex I chose was in the middle of the gay district. Since I was new to the city, I hadn't known this. I'd been walking around town on my lunch hours at work, trying to find a place to live (I crashed at a friend's place my first few weeks until I found one). I eventually found a great-looking bachelor apartment, which was inexplicably $100 cheaper than any of the bachelors in the surrounding area. Hardwood floors, a deck, track lighting -- I couldn't believe my luck, and signed the lease right there on my lunch hour. It wasn't until my father brought the truck into town and helped me move in a week later, and we showed up to find two leather bull-queers necking in the lobby, that I realized what was going on. My father, I remember, gave me a long look -- waiting, I think, for me to officially come out of the closet right there in the truck. Much explaining ensued that I wasn't gay -- just an idiot who doesn't research apartments well.
As luck would have it, within a month of my moving in the landlord announced a total overhaul of all the decks by a construction crew. Suddenly the outside of my building looked like a war-zone, with lumber and cement mixers and dolleys running up the sides of the buildings. All the decks were ripped off the building, the doors were sealed up from the outside, and crews got busy laying the steel frame foundations for all the new decks. This took place over the course of months -- it's a thirty-storey building, with about eight apartments per floor, and a deck per apartment. So a little math tells you this wasn't finished in a day. As weeks turned to months, I stopped noticing them entirely.
One morning, I woke up hard, and I woke up early. Usually I trot off to the shower, have a little breakfast, get my shirt and tie pressed, and I'm off to work. This time I had a little time to kill, and so popped on the TV, found some hotty, got comfortable on the couch, and... well, started having some fun, if you catch me.
So I'm stroking away, and because I was already pretty revved up to begin with, it wasn't taking long. Tissues were at the ready. I revved up the pace a little, and...
...I orgasmed. Shot my load.
Just as four construction workers on a machine-lifted scaffolding appeared in my window to install my deck.
Sadly, I noticed this just before the load-shooting. As anyone who's shot a load or two will know, this isn't actually something you can stop. So, just as they appeared, and caught my eye, I... ejaculated in front of them.
Having done the deed, I was at a bit of a loss as to what to do next. So I very casually removed the tissues, gave a slight nod in their direction, as if to confirm their presence and pretend it was business as usual -- that gay construction workers watch me spank off every day from the window and this just happened to be their turn -- and casually waltzed into the bathroom.
You'd think this would be the end of the story. And well it should be, since it's already extremely, extremely embarrassing. And yet it's not the end of the story. Because since I'd rushed into the bathroom in a shamed state, I hadn't actually taken anything in with me. Like, say, clothes. I just had the underwear I was wearing. My only hope was to go about my morning bathroom routine very slowly, hoping they might move on before I finished so I could leave my bathroom and get a change of clothes.
I brushed my teeth. Hammering noises from outside. I showered. Drilling noises. I shaved. Silence. Ah!
I walked out in my underwear. The four of them were sitting around having coffee out of a thermos. Still there, of course. Still watching.
At this precise point I realized I'd simply have to get over this, and so went about the business of getting dressed in front of the construction workers. Pants, shirt, tie, socks. After I'd finished lacing up my shoes, I grabbed my briefcase and, turning to the window, gave a small bow.
They clapped.
That night I nailed bedsheets up against the windows.Comment -
yep, had my prick out, ready to spank the monkey and my wife walked in horrified LOL
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JJ how old are you?Comment -
Shame on you Compaq.Originally posted by eidolonComment -
Originally posted by DrStale
sharp post.....
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Yep, got caught by my mom when I was around 13 spanking it to the squigly lines from playboy channel back in the day when you could get the audio but no clear video. Mom never mentioned it afterwards and neither did I.Comment -
My g/f has caught reved up in the shower a couple of time. Both time, she jumped in the shower with me to finish me off.Comment -
Originally posted by jjgold
*** dripping out of your WHAT????????Comment
