Will a chick leave you if your bad at sex?

Casperwaits · 07-01-10, 05:37 PM

I have had sex with many girls that have leaved me and done far worse after a bad night in bed. I had one girl measure my penis with a ruler. Had one girl start to cry in a hotel bathroom after sex. Had one girl during a threesome go into the bathroom and puke. Once had to apologize to a girl duringsex because I took Viagra and I couldn't ***. Hell, if a girl DOESN't leave me after sex, she is either tied up or I gave her the maximum strength ruffies.

DrStale · 07-01-10, 05:38 PM

I prefer "crazy" Pecos to "whiny, smitten" Pecos, but I suppose ill take what I can get.

chilidog · 07-01-10, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Hell, if a girl DOESN't leave me after sex, she is either tied up or I gave her the maximum strength ruffies.

she hasn't left yet because she's still waiting for you to pay her

Cuse0323 · 07-01-10, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

It just makes me sad knowing that im not the only person in her life. She has other people....but shes the only one in mine.

Honestly I don't know if you're serious or just a joke, but if that's true you're gonna have to go out and meet other women. I've been stuck on one girl for over a year so I know how it is but it's not fun and trust me she's not thinking about you so get over it.

Dad · 07-01-10, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

It just makes me sad knowing that im not the only person in her life. She has other people....but shes the only one in mine.

Dont you live with your parents?

Pecos Bill · 07-01-10, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Honestly I don't know if you're serious or just a joke, but if that's true you're gonna have to go out and meet other women. I've been stuck on one girl for over a year so I know how it is but it's not fun and trust me she's not thinking about you so get over it.

I dont think i can get other girls, she was unique because she liked me. And to make things worse she was beautiful too, my friends thought she was out of my league cuz they'd say things like "how'd you get that bitch?"...And honestly i dont know why she liked me, but now i guess my scars caught up to me and reality has settled in. Man this is gonna be hard, i can already feel it.

Pecos Bill · 07-01-10, 08:03 PM

How can she go from texting me everyday and cuddling with me to not even being able to make eye contact. Why is attraction so fragile, why did our love decline instead of growing. i dont get it.

Dad · 07-01-10, 08:10 PM

You'll find another girl just as great or greater. Fuk her.

Cuse0323 · 07-01-10, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

I dont think i can get other girls, she was unique because she liked me. And to make things worse she was beautiful too, my friends thought she was out of my league cuz they'd say things like "how'd you get that bitch?"...And honestly i dont know why she liked me, but now i guess my scars caught up to me and reality has settled in. Man this is gonna be hard, i can already feel it.

I doubt it has to do with your looks, like everyone has said girls really don't care that much about that. It's because of your lack of confidence and probably the constant bugging her. You probably asked her all the time, how are you? do you wanna hang out? why aren't you texting me? what happened? Girls hate that shit. I went through it, you think you love her because she gave you a chance and was the first in a while. You don't really love her, you would love any attractive girl who liked you and gave you a shot. Gotta stop doubting yourself and all that shit, it's easier said than done but you can't be fixated on one girl forever.

str · 07-01-10, 08:10 PM

Yes. As well she should.
You gotta get better.
Practice,practice,practice.

tltaylor89 · 07-01-10, 08:10 PM

Just kill yourslf already Paco

thezbar · 07-01-10, 08:31 PM

She found someone else. Be thankful for the memories and move on. To answer the question, Yes I have been dumped because I am a lousy lay. Most of them aren't worth the effort anyway.

Pecos Bill · 07-01-10, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by thezbar

She found someone else. Be thankful for the memories and move on. To answer the question, Yes I have been dumped because I am a lousy lay. Most of them aren't worth the effort anyway.

I dont understand why i have to settle for memories. Everyone has a girl except me. My little brother has a gf, my older brother is married, my sister has a dude....im the only one whose alone. Hate this feeling.

eidolon · 07-01-10, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

The first time I fuk a girl I like to slip it in their ass when they least expect it. There's 2 things that can happen, and that tells me everything I need to know!

If you are able to slip it into her ass, I'm sure there is only 1 way she is going to react

stealthyburrito · 07-01-10, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

I doubt it has to do with your looks, like everyone has said girls really don't care that much about that. It's because of your lack of confidence and probably the constant bugging her. You probably asked her all the time, how are you? do you wanna hang out? why aren't you texting me? what happened? Girls hate that shit. I went through it, you think you love her because she gave you a chance and was the first in a while. You don't really love her, you would love any attractive girl who liked you and gave you a shot. Gotta stop doubting yourself and all that shit, it's easier said than done but you can't be fixated on one girl forever.

guy knows his shit.

this talk about scars and what not is an excuse to cover up your lack of confidence and insecurity.

Pecos Bill · 07-01-10, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

I doubt it has to do with your looks, like everyone has said girls really don't care that much about that. It's because of your lack of confidence and probably the constant bugging her. You probably asked her all the time, how are you? do you wanna hang out? why aren't you texting me? what happened? Girls hate that shit. I went through it, you think you love her because she gave you a chance and was the first in a while. You don't really love her, you would love any attractive girl who liked you and gave you a shot. Gotta stop doubting yourself and all that shit, it's easier said than done but you can't be fixated on one girl forever.

Im going to keep trying, but last weekend i went 0-4 talking to girls. They wanted no part of me even though i acted confident and made them laugh...they didnt give a fvck, they couldnt see past my scars. I just pretended to be fine. But i was really hurt and shattered inside, and thats not what one calls being ******* "fine"

Extra Innings · 07-01-10, 08:57 PM

Cucumbers are in season

chilidog · 07-01-10, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

I dont understand why i have to settle for memories. Everyone has a girl except me. My little brother has a gf, my older brother is married, my sister has a dude....im the only one whose alone. Hate this feeling.

what's with this hangup on having to be with somebody to complete yourself? if you're not happy being single, having a gf sure as hell isn't going to make you happy either; it's only going to temporarily take away the real problem. you don't need a girl to be happy.

BadNina · 07-01-10, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

How can she go from texting me everyday and cuddling with me to not even being able to make eye contact. Why is attraction so fragile, why did our love decline instead of growing. i dont get it.

Cause bad secks is a deal breaker. She gave you two chances. In this game two strikes and you are out. Sorry!

shari91 · 07-01-10, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by tbill11

She wont leave you if you're bad at sex, but she might leave you if you can't spell "you're" correctly.

Negative ghost rider. She will definitely leave if you're bad at sex, especially if you're just a fling. And if you make everything awkward after she's decided to place you solely in the friend category, then she'll remove herself from the friendship as well.

Some men have to get over this fallacy that great, or even good, sex isn't important to women because it's just wrong. If you're in our life as a fvkk buddy and the fvkking isn't great, then what's the point of keeping you around? It's not like we can't get it somewhere else from a guy who knows what he's doing. Sorry to sound crude and harsh, but it's the truth.

BadNina · 07-01-10, 09:35 PM

Preach on Sister Shari!!!!

flyingillini · 07-01-10, 09:38 PM

Pecos post the greatest picture that has ever graced the forum. You know which one! Bust out the rig on Christ!

Extra Innings · 07-01-10, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Pecos post the greatest picture that has ever graced the forum. You know which one! Bust out the rig on Christ!

sickler · 07-02-10, 07:12 AM

Billy Boy is back!

PB, you mention being worried about being lousy in bed. Why not try to find out how you can be better. Should be a plethora of resources on the internet. If your dick is hard and you're just in there to find a hole, release, then light up a cigarette, she's won't want anything to do with you if she's sexually experienced.

Listen to Nina and Shari! They want to be pleased....

Ace_of_Spades · 07-02-10, 07:22 AM

The point is, she's not your girlfriend and i don't think she intended to be. It may have been just a one night stand and thats it.

JUST A MAN · 07-02-10, 07:25 AM

Originally posted by tbill11

She wont leave you if you're bad at sex, but she might leave you if you can't spell "you're" correctly.

I have the same spelling problem..

Ace_of_Spades · 07-02-10, 07:25 AM

Thank god its not a relationship. You don't want that.

pdx107 · 07-02-10, 07:26 AM

all depends on how big of a bitch she is

WINGZ · 07-02-10, 07:50 AM

there is no such thing as BAD sex

sickler · 07-02-10, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by WINGZ

there is no such thing as BAD sex

Wingz, you must subscribe to this theory:

sickler · 07-02-10, 09:24 AM

BTW Shari, let's ****.

EDDIE MONEY LINE · 07-02-10, 09:34 AM

"**** bitches, just give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes" hahaha

will2survive · 07-02-10, 09:50 AM

Two words--OF COURSE

TexansFan · 07-02-10, 10:28 AM

You're probably gay.

Pecos Bill · 07-02-10, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

Cause bad secks is a deal breaker. She gave you two chances. In this game two strikes and you are out. Sorry!

Originally posted by shari91

Negative ghost rider. She will definitely leave if you're bad at sex, especially if you're just a fling. And if you make everything awkward after she's decided to place you solely in the friend category, then she'll remove herself from the friendship as well. Some men have to get over this fallacy that great, or even good, sex isn't important to women because it's just wrong. If you're in our life as a fvkk buddy and the fvkking isn't great, then what's the point of keeping you around? It's not like we can't get it somewhere else from a guy who knows what he's doing. Sorry to sound crude and harsh, but it's the truth.

No offense but that makes you guys sound like whores. Women shouldnt be that way, back in the day women were more concerned with pleasing their man rather than themselves. Now bitches want to bust nuts all the time just like dudes. And im supposed to find a wife out of these sluts...fvcking disgusting.