Preparing for the bash..... Vegas joke #1

[TheGambler]

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags!
“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.
“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.
“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”

[whatsgood5]

This one was a bit of a thinker. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that it's $1,000 because she only fukks and cleans??? I don't think that's it though, please explain.

[Cheme82]

This one was a bit of a thinker. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that it's $1,000 because she only fukks and cleans??? I don't think that's it though, please explain.

Please tell me you are kidding, or maybe it's the blood loss.

[Cuse0323]

Please tell me you are kidding, or maybe it's the blood loss.

Come on whatsgood, read it again. I had to read it twice myself.

[whatsgood5]

still not getting it, someone help me out here

[Cuse0323]

lol wife says she's goin to vegas because she can get 500 for doing what she does for him, you know sex. haha, so he says I'm going too, wanna see how you can live on 1000 a year meaning she only does it twice a year. harhar.

[whatsgood5]

Ahhh I get it now. Waaaaaaaaaack.

[CarpeDime]

lol wife says she's goin to vegas because she can get 500 for doing what she does for him, you know sex. haha, so he says I'm going too, wanna see how you can live on 1000 a year meaning she only does it twice a year. harhar.

that can't be it

hopefully one of the "smart" Think Tank people will see this and maybe they can solve it

I am still not getting it but i think whatsgood might have been close that it has something to do with cleaning and sex

[Masu485]

i thought i got it at first, but i dont think i did.

I thought he meant that she wouldn't get more than two customers because she's so ugly.

but the other way makes sense too.

[Dad]

[Cuse0323]

that can't be it

hopefully one of the "smart" Think Tank people will see this and maybe they can solve it

I am still not getting it but i think whatsgood might have been close that it has something to do with cleaning and sex

well loshak, if it was about cleaning and sex for you, it'd be at least 10k a year.

[whatsgood5]

Another possible theory I had was a bit more complex, but I quickly dispelled it.

I briefly thought it may have been because of two holes (vagina and asshole), so $500x2=$1000. But then I remember the mouth, so I quickly shot down that theory.

[CarpeDime]

mods please link to think tank we are not going to be able to solve this one ourselves

[CarpeDime]

Another possible theory I had was a bit more complex, but I quickly dispelled it.

I briefly thought it may have been because of two holes (vagina and asshole), so $500x2=$1000. But then I remember the mouth, so I quickly shot down that theory.

this is an interesting solution but you are right there's a hole in it

still, there could be elements from this that may lead to a solution so I don't think we should discard it entirely

[jbrent95]

You guys are either slow or don't read english well.

[Masu485]

wtf boys, it's either because she only fukks twice a year, or because she's so ugly she'll only have 2 clients. there isn't much more to think about.

[yisman]

i thought i got it at first, but i dont think i did.

I thought he meant that she wouldn't get more than two customers because she's so ugly.

but the other way makes sense too.

It's very simple.

He's making fun of her about what she said because the idea is she only has sex with him twice a year.

She said she's going to make money off of what she does to him (sex).

So he's like, I'd love to see how you're going to make a living off of sex ($500 x 2).

[TheGambler]

Sorry guys, didn't mean to have you look into this as some kind of puzzle. Just a funny joke i came across at work and it reminded me of vegas and the bash. seriously, there is no hidden agenda here. it is all about the sex that she gives him twice a year. No need for think tank!!! i'll give you another one tomorrow. i won't make them as tough!!! take it easy boys

[yisman]

gambler, it wasn't tough. SBR just has some very special posters.

[big joe 1212]

there are some dumb fukkers on here!

[Sledge187]

I'm thinking this had to do with some kind of currency conversion but the post was made in English. Can we confirm this couple is from the UK or Canada?

[CarpeDime]

I'm thinking this had to do with some kind of currency conversion but the post was made in English. Can we confirm this couple is from the UK or Canada?

wow sharp!

sledge187 you are thinking out of the box and you might have fukin solved it!

gambler is this the answer? is it in the right direction?

[pimike]

Sorry guys, didn't mean to have you look into this as some kind of puzzle. Just a funny joke i came across at work and it reminded me of vegas and the bash. seriously, there is no hidden agenda here. it is all about the sex that she gives him twice a year. No need for think tank!!! i'll give you another one tomorrow. i won't make them as tough!!! take it easy boys