Most people in the world only follow a few sports, mostly the sports they grew up playing. But also, most people any where in the world, don't care about all the other sports but don't hate them. Even here, most of don't hate cricket or rugby or Nascar or golf or whatever. We might find them boring--because we don't follow them--but we don't hate them.
There's one exception. There is only one nation with a significant number of people which hate a sport. Out of the hundreds of nations and hundreds of sports, only one nation that hates one sport. And, really, only one demographic subset of that one nation: rednecks hate soccer.
Isn't that weird? Nobody else in the world bothers hating any other sport. Mongolians don't bother hating cricket; Pakistanis don't bother hating Nascar; the Chinese don't bother hating curling; the French don't bother hating baseball, etc, etc, etc. They don't follow the other sports, but they don't fear them.
Only here, in this one country, among the one subgroup known as "ignorant redneck morons," do we find anyone who actually HATES someone else's sport. And hate does mean fear.
So, why? Simple racism? Nah, lots of people all over the world are racist. It can't be that.
Homophobia? Nah, these same guys love American football and that's the most obviously homosexual sport ever (well, after figure skating I guess). Big beefy guys grabbing each other and rolling around and getting sweaty and patting each other's butts, all while wearing padding so they don't get ouchies. No, these guys fear their sexual desires, but they've learned to deal with it by growing facial hair.
The sport is "boring?" That can't be it, either, because a "boring" sport is just a sport you don't follow. These same guys who find soccer boring can watch cars drive around circles in Nascar all day. They find NBA regular season games interesting. They think a football game with 7 minutes of actual action stretched into a 4-hour broadcast is interesting.
So what is it then? Why the fear?
I think it's because girls prefer soccer players, and because soccer players are so much better built than rednecks. Rednecks have huge bellies and flabby, saggy butts. Soccer players have flat stomachs and tight butts. Women much prefer the soccer players, obv. Even, secretly, the double-wide trailer park bitches rednecks peel the fat back from to stick their little dicks in. Even those women secretly prefer real men (you know, soccer players). And this scares the bejeezuz out of the typical soccer-hating redneck. It's as frightening to them as the idea of a black president or the written part of a DMV exam.
Have a nice day!
There's one exception. There is only one nation with a significant number of people which hate a sport. Out of the hundreds of nations and hundreds of sports, only one nation that hates one sport. And, really, only one demographic subset of that one nation: rednecks hate soccer.
Isn't that weird? Nobody else in the world bothers hating any other sport. Mongolians don't bother hating cricket; Pakistanis don't bother hating Nascar; the Chinese don't bother hating curling; the French don't bother hating baseball, etc, etc, etc. They don't follow the other sports, but they don't fear them.
Only here, in this one country, among the one subgroup known as "ignorant redneck morons," do we find anyone who actually HATES someone else's sport. And hate does mean fear.
So, why? Simple racism? Nah, lots of people all over the world are racist. It can't be that.
Homophobia? Nah, these same guys love American football and that's the most obviously homosexual sport ever (well, after figure skating I guess). Big beefy guys grabbing each other and rolling around and getting sweaty and patting each other's butts, all while wearing padding so they don't get ouchies. No, these guys fear their sexual desires, but they've learned to deal with it by growing facial hair.
The sport is "boring?" That can't be it, either, because a "boring" sport is just a sport you don't follow. These same guys who find soccer boring can watch cars drive around circles in Nascar all day. They find NBA regular season games interesting. They think a football game with 7 minutes of actual action stretched into a 4-hour broadcast is interesting.
So what is it then? Why the fear?
I think it's because girls prefer soccer players, and because soccer players are so much better built than rednecks. Rednecks have huge bellies and flabby, saggy butts. Soccer players have flat stomachs and tight butts. Women much prefer the soccer players, obv. Even, secretly, the double-wide trailer park bitches rednecks peel the fat back from to stick their little dicks in. Even those women secretly prefer real men (you know, soccer players). And this scares the bejeezuz out of the typical soccer-hating redneck. It's as frightening to them as the idea of a black president or the written part of a DMV exam.
Have a nice day!
