i just picked a tick

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off my dick....little bastard was hard to get to (the tick, not my dick)......thankfully i had a pair of tweezers readily available (not for the reason you may be thinking).....bastard was sucking in that ridge between the head and the shaft.....

remember to use the buddy system when coming in from outdoors

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[BEANTOWNJIM]

SAMETHING HAPPENED TO ME EARLIER THIS YEAR.I PLAY A LOT OF GOLF AND I FELT SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS A BITE THEN I LOOKED DOWN MY UPPER LEG AND BANG 2 TICKS THANK GOD THEY DIDNT ENTER MY SKIN I JUST PICKED THEM OFF AND SQUISHED THEM.MAN THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL

MYDOG IS A TICK MAGNET HE GETS 3 TICKS AND I GET 2 EACH TIME I TAKE HIM FOR A WALK AT THE GOLF COUSRE.THERE ARE A LOT OF DEER AT THIS COURSE.

NOW IF I EVEN FEEL AN ITCH I HAVE MY LOVELY WIFE GIVE ME THE ONCE OVER