Buzzy boosts ungrateful hot dog vendor's sales

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Buzzy boosts ungrateful hot dog vendor's sales
    Phucken prick could not sell jack shit. Standing there quiet as a limp kok. I walk up, take control and start moving the inventory like a phucken maverick.

    "Charlie! HEY Charlie! Get yer hotdogs here, pal! Get your polish sausage here, pallaaaay!"

    "Buy the lady a hotdog, ya cheap phuck!"

    You get the idea. That kokphuck Mathy had sold maybe 38 hot dogs all phucken day -- after 6 phucken hours in the phucken sun and in 20 minutes I peddled 83 of them lil hot items -- 44 orders of curly fries too. The kokphuck owes me big and would not give me a cut.

    Mathy, watch your back, kokphucker! I will get mine, bitch!
  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #2
    Black Bull at the usual time, bitch. This is your last chance. I expect interest and an apology, kokphuck!
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    • buztah
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 03-23-07
      • 7470

      #3
      Plommer, that has got to be the phucking ugliest avatar in phucken forum phucking history. UNREAL!
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      • betplom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-20-06
        • 13444

        #4
        Originally posted by buztah
        Plommer, that has got to be the phucking ugliest avatar in phucken forum phucking history. UNREAL!
        I was aiming for ugly - now I have it confirmed.

        Thank you, pal.
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        • wtf
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-22-08
          • 12983

          #5
          that avatar is revolting, mine is much more attractive
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          • BatemanPatrickl
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-21-07
            • 18772

            #6
            Buzzy you are a natural salesperson like Hitler.
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            • MC PICKS
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-10-10
              • 6644

              #7
              Originally posted by buztah
              Phucken prick could not sell jack shit. Standing there quiet as a limp kok. I walk up, take control and start moving the inventory like a phucken maverick. "Charlie! HEY Charlie! Get yer hotdogs here, pal! Get your polish sausage here, pallaaaay!" "Buy the lady a hotdog, ya cheap phuck!" You get the idea. That kokphuck Mathy had sold maybe 38 hot dogs all phucken day -- after 6 phucken hours in the phucken sun and in 20 minutes I peddled 83 of them lil hot items -- 44 orders of curly fries too. The kokphuck owes me big and would not give me a cut. Mathy, watch your back, kokphucker! I will get mine, bitch!
              Give me some curly fries buddy, love them shits.
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              • flyingillini
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 41219

                #8
                Buzzy! You are a hero and legend to most. Send some points guey!
                המוסד‎
                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                • buztah
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-23-07
                  • 7470

                  #9
                  Originally posted by flyingillini
                  Buzzy! You are a hero and legend to most. Send some points guey!
                  Illini, we Jews have to stick together, you cut kok!
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                  • flyingillini
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-06-06
                    • 41219

                    #10
                    Originally posted by buztah
                    Illini, we Jews have to stick together, you cut kok!
                    Thanks Buzzy! This is what I have found for us.



                    המוסד‎
                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                    • 3PtShooter
                      SBR MVP
                      • 04-13-08
                      • 3936

                      #11
                      give me 2 with the works
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                      • sickler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
                        Buzzy, I answered you about regurgitating your food.

                        No do no more.
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                        • flyingillini
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-06-06
                          • 41219

                          #13
                          Sickler! I am joining the Canadian Jewish Council.
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                          • betplom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-20-06
                            • 13444

                            #14
                            Originally posted by flyingillini
                            Sickler! I am joining buying the Canadian Jewish Council.
                            You Jewish Americans have all the money.
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                            • sickler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-05-08
                              • 15006

                              #15
                              Originally posted by flyingillini
                              Sickler! I am joining the Canadian Jewish Council.
                              Orale Guey!

                              More power to us!!
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                              • flyingillini
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-06-06
                                • 41219

                                #16
                                Originally posted by betplom
                                You Jewish Americans have all the money.
                                I wish Plombaum, I wish.
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                                • mathdotcom
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-24-08
                                  • 11689

                                  #17
                                  buzzy

                                  seriously - black bull any night of the week and i will be there
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                                  • OmgUrMom
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 02-07-10
                                    • 8481

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                    Buzzy you are a natural salesperson like Hitler.
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