If Your Wife Went Out Of Town For A Couple Of Days......

flyingillini · 06-24-10, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

Oh i am sorry i thought i read you have money beyond your means in your great profession. Who is logged in right now typing in your account? Pedophile thing was a joke. I meant hynaphile.

Everyones definition of having money is a little different. A lot of it has to do with the cost of living compared to other places in the Country. I am typing in my account, who else would it be?

Extra Innings · 06-24-10, 11:45 PM

Give here one of these

DO IT!

lakerboy · 06-24-10, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Everyones definition of having money is a little different. A lot of it has to do with the cost of living compared to other places in the Country. I am typing in my account, who else would it be?

No idea flyer. No idea. The rumor mill churns. Good luck on your plays tomorrow. Orale guey.

ttwarrior1 · 06-24-10, 11:49 PM

not if you love your wife you won't, plus she might tell your wife

shari91 · 06-25-10, 12:08 AM

You may get laid but you will not come out ahead with this one. Trust me.

empty cookie jar · 06-25-10, 12:41 AM

i'd hit it -- IF -- i was sure i could put myself in a position of reasonable deniability....also would have to consider if i could get a pass in case i got busted.....would have to consider the little lady's capacity for vengeance....

Extra Innings · 06-25-10, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by empty cookie jar

i'd hit it -- IF -- i was sure i could put myself in a position of reasonable deniability....also would have to consider if i could get a pass in case i got busted.....would have to consider the little lady's capacity for vengeance....

smart poster

empty cookie jar · 06-25-10, 12:56 AM

basically, unless several factors were in my favor, i'd just sit at home and hit my corona instead. i have been afraid of every woman i have dated.....women can be vicious....usually, willie and i are happy with having a woman who gives it up on a semi-regular basis -- say 3 times a month. last time i dared to mess around i woke up 6 years later and said "damn, sure has been awhile". it's almost like getting a shitty credit score.....

landers781 · 06-25-10, 01:01 AM

HE must be out banging her right now while we all chime in with our little opinions of the situation. Good luck with your play

excel · 06-25-10, 01:09 AM

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LLXC · 06-25-10, 01:30 AM

Housebreaker - RUN

Wind gara · 06-25-10, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

I'm usually pretty slick about fooling around around on women. But my last girlfriend went out of town for a couple days & I made all kinds of excuses of why I couldn't go.

The day she was coming back I stupidly took my ex-gf out on the boat. I would have been back in plenty of time but had boat trouble plus got drunk as hell. We pulled into the dock & my gf was sitting on the deck. It didn't go over too well

ROFL!!

Jule · 06-25-10, 03:51 AM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Yeah sounds fishy....

I don't know.

I'd probably tape the call she made to me, then film fukking her, then post it anonymously online.

Honestly, Cougar Bait, I am usually not a fan of your posts but this one cracked me up for some reason. My eyes widened and I almost choked on my breakfast when I read your comment.

Jule · 06-25-10, 03:54 AM

How about just watching the movie? Attractive or not, it does not matter so much. You can't watch a movie with a beautiful woman without sleeping with her? Come on...you are not an animal. I have several attractive guy friends. I could sit in a sauna with them and would not instigate anything.

jjgold · 06-25-10, 05:59 AM

Jule what?????????????????????????

Out of 350 posts this was your worst.

Who the fuk wants to watch tv with a woman??? All we want to do is fuk and have fun.

Julie if I was watching a movie with you, there is no way we would not have sex or I would kick you out or leave her house.

"Hi Jule, yes I will come over and I will bring some wine. Jule wear something real sexy tonight. Ok on the couch with Jule playing the fukkin game pretending to watch and enjoy movie but now I am thinking of what her ass looks like, what her

look like, is is she shaved, ect. I am hard as a fukkin rock and getting closer to her and ask her to cuddle. I grab her and start licking and spitting in her ear as that turns on woman. I would start to say everything will be ok Jule and I started taking her sweats off and as she tells me to stop I keep on going and just to see if she really means no and of course she lets me. I start feeling her ass and tell her I want to fuk and blow me Jule. She does and as she is I am telling her I came her to make love to you not watcha fukkin movie as women are fukkin boring, I tell her her ass is to fat and make her feel bad which is good because now I have her. Always put down women especially about their bodies ans they get more insecure and want to please you. We make love, I tell her again to lose some weight because I do not fuk overweight girls and tell her the greatest line of all;;;;Jule your

are small but I still liked them. I spit again in her ear and tell her to call me when she needs service again.

shari91 · 06-25-10, 06:02 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Jule what????????????????????????? Out of 350 posts this was your worst. Who the fuk wants to watch tv with a woman??? All we want to do is fuk and have fun. Julie if I was watching a movie with you, there is no way we would not have sex or I would kick you out or leave her house. "Hi Jule, yes I will come over and I will bring some wine. Jule wear something real sexy tonight. Ok on the couch with Jule playing the fukkin game pretending to watch and enjoy movie but now I am thinking of what her ass looks like, what her

look like, is is she shaved, ect. I am hard as a fukkin rock and getting closer to her and ask her to cuddle. I grab her and start licking and spitting in her ear as that turns on woman. I would start to say everything will be ok Jule and I started taking her sweats off and as she tells me to stop I keep on going and just to see if she really means no and of course she lets me. I start feeling her ass and tell her I want to fuk and blow me Jule. She does and as she is I am telling her I came her to make love to you not watcha fukkin movie as women are fukkin boring, I tell her her ass is to fat and make her feel bad which is good because now I have her. Always put down women especially about their bodies ans they get more insecure and want to please you. We make love, I tell her again to lose some weight because I do not fuk overweight girls and tell her the greatest line of all;;;;Jule your

are small but I still liked them. I spit again in her ear and tell her to call me when she needs service again.

WTF is wrong with you???

jjgold · 06-25-10, 06:05 AM

Shari I know how to work a woman, lets not kid ourselves

If you unblock me on skype I swear we would be making love in 1 month and you would fly to me. I know all the right things to say.

UNBLOCK ME its been 4 weeks , I swear no more rude comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btraband · 06-25-10, 06:08 AM

The whole thing could be set up, seeing what you will do

mrmarket · 06-25-10, 06:09 AM

If you don't want to sleep with her don't go see the movie.
If you want to sleep with her and want to break up with your wife go see the movie.
If you want to sleep with her and don't want to break up with your wife say something ambiguous like "some other time maybe". Tell the wife about the offer. If it was a trap nothing will happen. If it wasn't a trap the girl and wife will fight. Comfort wife and go see the girl/comfort her about fight. Sex her. Girl will tell wife about sexing. Wife will confront you and you deny saying it's sour grapes on friends part from the fight.Again, deny wrongdoing citing initial refusal of offer. This has the best chance of long term success but likely wife will still break up if intolerant.

jjgold · 06-25-10, 06:13 AM

Women rather watch a movie than have SEX

This is one of main reasons why I GAMBLE

Chi_archie · 06-25-10, 06:17 AM

stay strong, don't do it

Wrigley · 06-25-10, 06:29 AM

Go out and nail her im sure your wife has had some out of town business flings

mrmarket · 06-25-10, 06:36 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Jule what?????????????????????????

Out of 350 posts this was your worst.

Who the fuk wants to watch tv with a woman??? All we want to do is fuk and have fun.

Julie if I was watching a movie with you, there is no way we would not have sex or I would kick you out or leave her house.

"Hi Jule, yes I will come over and I will bring some wine. Jule wear something real sexy tonight. Ok on the couch with Jule playing the fukkin game pretending to watch and enjoy movie but now I am thinking of what her ass looks like, what her

look like, is is she shaved, ect. I am hard as a fukkin rock and getting closer to her and ask her to cuddle. I grab her and start licking and spitting in her ear as that turns on woman. I would start to say everything will be ok Jule and I started taking her sweats off and as she tells me to stop I keep on going and just to see if she really means no and of course she lets me. I start feeling her ass and tell her I want to fuk and blow me Jule. She does and as she is I am telling her I came her to make love to you not watcha fukkin movie as women are fukkin boring, I tell her her ass is to fat and make her feel bad which is good because now I have her. Always put down women especially about their bodies ans they get more insecure and want to please you. We make love, I tell her again to lose some weight because I do not fuk overweight girls and tell her the greatest line of all;;;;Jule your

are small but I still liked them. I spit again in her ear and tell her to call me when she needs service again.

My liege, another quality example on how to conduct one's romantic affairs. As pure sexual royalty, we the vassals of your SBR empire are lucky that you have taken the liberty and bestowed this wisdom upon us. I think that this gift from the heavens if you will, is somewhat reminiscent of the Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield courtship. Perhaps as an addendum one should mention not to get too passionate less appendages fly yes? Unless of course that is your intention. If this is the case we shall bring the meat hooks from the dungeons for your pleasure and vertical spindling support.

My liege, if I may forget my place once again. I would like to also mention that it is admiral and sets precedent for the entire kingdom, that the avatar of god himself, does not let the pebble status of his appendage effect his, shall we say, spindling conquests. Any ordinary vassals I am sure, could not provide the same enthralling experience with half a roll of life savers and two tic tacs.

poker_dummy101 · 06-25-10, 06:44 AM

if you want to fukk around, dont get married

AMBlai01 · 06-25-10, 06:47 AM

I think to truly give a truthful answer on the situation we need to see nudes of both your wife and the best friend in question.

jjgold · 06-25-10, 07:26 AM

Fuk her without a condom

hugh_morris · 06-25-10, 07:29 AM

this takes a great amount of will power, if i were you..turn your back on this chick..this shit always seems to backfire..unless you really dont give a shit about your marriage...then go over and fill all three holes, give her a protein shake all over her face..but always weigh the situation out..if you are pretty well off, she will take you to the cleaners..my advice..do the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump and think about her friend..it'll be a lot easier on ya' in the long run...and then when the old lady gets back, she will experience everything you were thinking about doing to her friend..and then some...

out..

Jule · 06-25-10, 07:49 AM

JJ,
Would you like me to edit your comments before you post them? A simple grammar check will do, I promise. Trust me, you will "sound" so much better if your sentences were above middle school level. What do you say about that kind of service? (trying very hard not to grin and to stay serious since it all is serious business for a "man" like JJGold...).
Jules

PuckOff · 06-25-10, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by JW Cash

.....and you were sitting at home and then got a call from

her best friend, who happens to be very attractive.....

...and her best friend says that she will watching a scary

pay-per-view movie later on and that she didnt want to watch it alone.......

...would you go over to her place ..

Setup!!!

Ryangene · 06-25-10, 08:08 AM

Depends what movie it is... lol

Karayilan9 · 06-25-10, 08:26 AM

That's a -EV offer

Think outside the box.

If you can't cook get her to make you something to eat, go there eat, drink, take a shit, have a shower and don't clean up, wear a secret camera for when she tries to make a move then tell her to put 5K on a game for you and to end the friendship.

That's +EV, no more annoying best friend, a full stomach and a free wager

coloradobuff · 06-25-10, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by JW Cash

.....and you were sitting at home and then got a call from

her best friend, who happens to be very attractive.....

...and her best friend says that she will watching a scary

pay-per-view movie later on and that she didnt want to watch it alone.......

...would you go over to her place ..

no..could be a ploy

bighank33 · 06-25-10, 10:05 AM

what a great thread, this made my day

Patrick McIrish · 06-25-10, 10:41 AM

Easy call, pass.

MC PICKS · 06-25-10, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by JW Cash

.....and you were sitting at home and then got a call from her best friend, who happens to be very attractive..... ...and her best friend says that she will watching a scary pay-per-view movie later on and that she didnt want to watch it alone....... ...would you go over to her place ..

Are you nutz. These f**king broads never keep thier mouths shut. If your happily married then no, if unhappily married and wouldnt get buried in a divorce settlement, take a shot.