Nothing in here about the alleged Johan Santana rape??

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  • Bluehorseshoe
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-13-06
    • 15098

    #1
    Nothing in here about the alleged Johan Santana rape??
    The following evening, Santana told cops, he went on another walk with the woman, during which he exchanged "several kisses and embraces along the way." They continued kissing in a "secluded, wooded" area, where the woman "seemed very excited and forward towards me," claimed the New York Mets pitcher. The pair, Santana said, "began to have sexual intercourse while standing in the open field," adding that the woman--who he portrayed as the aggressor--"was very excited and was 'masturbating' as we engaged in sexual intercourse."
    The woman, Santana claimed, wanted to "continue the encounter" at her home, but "I told her I was about to climax and ejaculated on her right leg." The woman, he said, "cleaned herself" with her panties, and they eventually walked back to some community tennis courts, where Santana began playing with his father Jesus and a friend, Fernando D'Vincente. Santana told cops that the woman "never once told me to stop or 'No' during our sexual encounter." He has not spoken or seen her since that evening. Santana, accompanied by his lawyer, was interviewed under oath on November 3 by a sheriff's investigator. That session, conducted in Spanish, was videotaped.
  • tanner40
    SBR MVP
    • 03-24-10
    • 2129

    #2
    Sounds innocent enough
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    • Bluehorseshoe
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-13-06
      • 15098

      #3
      In the immortal words of Bob Uecker......


      "Just a bit outside."
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      • Cougar Bait
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-04-07
        • 18282

        #4
        The most amazing thing about the story is that Santana is the Son of God.

        Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
        they eventually walked back to some community tennis courts, where Santana began playing with his father Jesus
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        • Bluehorseshoe
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-13-06
          • 15098

          #5
          Originally posted by Cougar Bait
          The most amazing thing about the story is that Santana is the Son of God.
          It could be that's not Johan's father's name. He could just be swearing about having to play with his father.
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          • curious
            Restricted User
            • 07-20-07
            • 9093

            #6
            Someone raped Johan Santana? Was it someone who posts on SBR?
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            • ttwarrior1
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 06-23-09
              • 28497

              #7
              uh thatss not the baseball player
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              • stealthyburrito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-12-09
                • 21563

                #8
                he ejaculated on her leg and couldn't go for a 2nd round at the chick's place?

                unreal, he should be able to go 5 rounds a night.
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                • DrStale
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-07-08
                  • 9692

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                  The most amazing thing about the story is that Santana is the Son of God.
                  I think this would make God his grandpa.
                  Originally posted by Dark Horse
                  If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                  • keyboarding
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 07-30-09
                    • 6817

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DrStale
                    I think this would make God his grandpa.
                    That's what I thought, too.
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                    • big joe 1212
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-01-08
                      • 19380

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                      In the immortal words of Bob Uecker......


                      "Just a bit outside."

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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388208

                        #12
                        Another animal
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                        • OverUnder
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-31-09
                          • 3126

                          #13
                          no big deal
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                          • acarmelo1
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-29-09
                            • 6321

                            #14
                            When you give a lot of details like direction and speed of realising your sperm, you know he is telling the true.
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