JJ..why did you break Shari's heart?

shari91 · 06-23-10, 03:05 PM

tltaylor89 · 06-23-10, 03:08 PM

Don't feed the animals Shari this is one fuked up zoo here at SBR .

Chi_archie · 06-23-10, 03:13 PM

hang in there Shari

jjgold · 06-23-10, 03:24 PM

obamaismyuncle · 06-23-10, 03:27 PM

stupid thread

stealthyburrito · 06-23-10, 03:28 PM

thread fail.

PAULYPOKER · 06-23-10, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

JJ, we all know Shari played hard to get but ultimately she succumbed to your brute masculinity and rapier wit. What I want to know is why you broke it off so soon? You didn't even give her what she truly craved, a piece of gold in a tiny pink box. JJ, while the rest of us only dream of speaking to Shari, you cast her aside like yesterday's newspapers. What's it like JJ? How's it feel to be the king? Toss the great Unwashed Masses a crumb from your bountiful table.

Swinger I already told you my friend Twice why she cast you aside and this will make the Third,you see women can sense this sort of thing with men just by reading their words it is all about how you carry yourself through your thoughts and user name....

Now for the THIRD time are you ready??

Shari Don't Want No*******>

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Don't Want no short dick Man
Don't want no short dick man
don't want no short dick man
don't want no short dick man
What in the world is that Fukkin thing
Do you need some fukkin Tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest Dick I have ever seen...In my whole life
Get the Fukk outta here
Eeny Weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man
Eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man
Uhhh uhuhuhuh uhhh
Isnt that cute an extra belly button
You need to put you pants back on honey
Dont want no short dick man
Eeny Weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man
Do you need some little tweezers to put that thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick i have ever seen...in my whole life
Get the Fukk outta here
HA,,ahh ahh
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THE PROFIT · 06-23-10, 03:42 PM

SJ, fuk these guys, I thought it was funny

jjgold · 06-23-10, 03:44 PM

It was funny just confusing

I though 4 weeks ago I was in love with Shari Cash but iti did not work out.

She claimed I came on too strong.....she is a solid poster but we do not speak anymore

Plus she called me Spinderella

It has been 25 days now

warriorfan707 · 06-23-10, 03:44 PM

jjgold · 06-23-10, 03:46 PM

Swinging Johnson · 06-23-10, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

SJ, fuk these guys, I thought it was funny

Thank you profit, congrats on your B-day. We share the same day. Anyway, I should have quoted JJ in a previous thread that intimated he "broke up" with Shari. That reference may have been helpful for those who found this thread, not up to their lofty standards.

PAULYPOKER · 06-23-10, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

It was funny just confusing I though 4 weeks ago I was in love with Shari Cash but iti did not work out. She claimed I came on too strong.....she is a solid poster but we do not speak anymore Plus she called me Spinderella It has been ~~25 days now~~seven hours and fifteen days

Fixed it for ya

It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since u took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since u took your love away
Since u been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u
It's been so lonely without u here
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby where did I go wrong
I could put my arms around every boy I see
But they'd only remind me of you
I went to the doctor n'guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said girl u better try and have fun
No matter what u do
But he's a fool
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u
All the flowers that u planted, mumma
In the back yard
All died when u went away
I know that living with u baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
Nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u
Nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u
Nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u

jjgold · 06-23-10, 05:06 PM

Hey forum love is all i got

Shari and I dated for like 10 days