JJ, I like your definitions; define "Vigorish"

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  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45359

    #1
    JJ, I like your definitions; define "Vigorish"
    Loved your definition of a Beard and using it in a sentence..

    Beard=In the sports gambling world, "beard" means somebody who places bets for another person to conceal the actual bettor's identity.

    Examples:
    Because his brother was a college basketball coach, Eddie used a beard to place wagers on the sport.

    Lets see the definition of Vigorish and use it in a sentence.
  • ronald
    SBR MVP
    • 10-31-05
    • 4919

    #2
    I'll leave the definition to Coach, but I'll take a stab at the sentence:

    "As Sethlin was preparing to eat Shari's box, he decided against it as he noticed some vigorish forming around the outer edges of her box."
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      sportsbooks dont usually fukkin suckers a positive expectation bet, or even a break-even bet. The vig or vigorish is the sportsbook built-in edge over bettors. The vig is what you must overcome if you are going to win money betting on sports.
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      • mrmarket
        SBR MVP
        • 01-26-10
        • 4953

        #4
        JJ come come now that isn't an appropriate answer.

        "My aunt was so smoking hot in her Depends lingerie I vigorishly shoved my Pez dispenser into her mouth knocking her dentures into her windpipe."
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        • gimme2dollars
          SBR Sharp
          • 12-02-09
          • 356

          #5
          Originally posted by mrmarket
          JJ come come now that isn't an appropriate answer.

          "My aunt was so smoking hot in her Depends lingerie I vigorishly shoved my Pez dispenser into her mouth knocking her dentures into her windpipe."
          I almost fell out of bed reading that one!
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          • Brock Landers
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 06-30-08
            • 45359

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            sportsbooks dont usually fukkin suckers a positive expectation bet, or even a break-even bet. The vig or vigorish is the sportsbook built-in edge over bettors. The vig is what you must overcome if you are going to win money betting on sports.
            And in a sentence? The Beard one is something i'll never forget LOL
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            • stealthyburrito
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-12-09
              • 21562

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              sportsbooks dont usually fukkin suckers a positive expectation bet, or even a break-even bet. The vig or vigorish is the sportsbook built-in edge over bettors. The vig is what you must overcome if you are going to win money betting on sports.
              bring the other jj back, this one is lame.
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              • shari91
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-23-10
                • 32661

                #8
                Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                bring the other jj back, this one is lame.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Shari all you do is laugh at me

                  Why?????????????????????????????
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                  • Brock Landers
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 06-30-08
                    • 45359

                    #10
                    From Goodfellas...



                    Morrie, Jimmy's waiting. You're past due.
                    l've been good to you.
                    But there's something unreasonable going on here.
                    Jimmy's being a ball breaker.
                    Give him 8-to-5 on Cleveland.
                    l never had to pay the vigorish he demands.
                    What am l, a schmuck on wheels?

                    You borrowed his money. Pay him.
                    l didn't agree to three points above the vig.
                    What are you going to do? Going to fight with Jimmy Conway?
                    He wants his money. Give him his money and we'll go!
                    Fuk him!
                    Fuk him in the ear! Fuk him in the other ear!
                    Did l ever bust his balls?
                    l could've dropped a dime a million times.
                    Don't call the cops. You're talking crazy.
                    You got money for that commercial!

                    You don't got my ****ing money?
                    Jimmy, he's gonna pay you.
                    l'll fukking kill you! Give me the money, cock sucker.
                    Pay me!
                    He'll pay, he'll pay.
                    Morrie's. Who's this? He's here. Jimmy, l'm sorry.
                    You should be sorry. Don't do it again. Give me the ****ing money!
                    You hear me? Give me the fukking money!
                    l'll give you.... You've got it, kid. You've got it, believe me.
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                    • Brock Landers
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 06-30-08
                      • 45359

                      #11
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                      • shari91
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 02-23-10
                        • 32661

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Shari all you do is laugh at me Why?????????????????????????????
                        I was laughing at Stealthy, you paranoid penile implant.
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                        • Cougar Bait
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-04-07
                          • 18282

                          #13
                          Originally posted by shari91
                          I was laughing at Stealthy, you paranoid penile implant.
                          Shari, pay me.

                          You promised pics. You drinking the vino tonight?


                          PM me
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                          • shari91
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 02-23-10
                            • 32661

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                            Shari, pay me. You promised pics. You drinking the vino tonight? PM me
                            I can't drink during Wimbledon.

                            Once it's over though, I'll guzzle a bottle of Australia's finest and send them through.
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                            • Cougar Bait
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-04-07
                              • 18282

                              #15
                              Originally posted by shari91
                              I can't drink during Wimbledon. Once it's over though, I'll guzzle a bottle of Australia's finest and send them through.
                              I will hold you to this

                              Is Wimbledon almost over?
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                              • shari91
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 02-23-10
                                • 32661

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                                I will hold you to this Is Wimbledon almost over?
                                It's only 2 days in - still close to two weeks to go. I promise I won't forget though.
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                                • Brock Landers
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 06-30-08
                                  • 45359

                                  #17
                                  JJ, still haven't seen you use the word in a sentence...
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                                  • Brock Landers
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 06-30-08
                                    • 45359

                                    #18
                                    bump
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                                    • Brock Landers
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 06-30-08
                                      • 45359

                                      #19
                                      JJ, talk to me pal

                                      Couldn't talk tonight, will talk at you tomorrow pal.
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Brock I was furious on phone
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