Why do so many extreme workout athletes get testicular and breast cancer?

[BrentCrude]

Lance Armstrong and Martina Navratalova come to mind as the most prominent but whenever you watch any type of strenuous sporting activity on tv,half the show centers around talking about many of the participants having overcome testicular or breast cancer.Maybe the government should post labels on any sports equipment that it may contribute to these cancers.Lance Armstrong will probably live half as long as some guy like me who thinks a suggested serving portion is the whole bag of chips.Wear and tear causes a person to die young.Bragging about being a hard worker just means that you are complaining that you will be dead by the time you are 60 and your wife will take your money and stuff and find a guy that's 30 to screw around with.

[Masu485]

believe me, it's the steroids and other supplements that fukk up hormone levels in the body.

[PAULYPOKER]

[Naz18]

Lance took 'roids

[stealthyburrito]

all those weird shit supplements they take.

[betplom]

Lance took 'roids

Lance Armstrong once challenged Chuck Norris to a "who has more testicles contest."

Chuck Norris won by 5.

[PAULYPOKER]

These were the funniest skits ever about STEROIDS