Who runs your house?

ngates815 · 06-22-10, 11:08 AM

I run my house....

I pay for my house....

She lives with me....

She makes more money....

She take me out to nice dinners...

I get BJ's on the reg....

teaserpleaser · 06-22-10, 11:08 AM

jj you can do better

MC PICKS · 06-22-10, 11:13 AM

I run shit around my house.

Chi_archie · 06-22-10, 11:14 AM

most people's animals run the house

PuckOff · 06-22-10, 11:25 AM

I am pleased to announce that I, as it should be, run my house and my lawn, but my wife runs the garden/flower beds.

minet123 · 06-22-10, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

jj you can do better

2 votes for this

flyingillini · 06-22-10, 11:45 AM

I run my house and life I will never let anyone else even try to run either.

jjgold · 06-22-10, 03:36 PM

So far strong men

Women are not capable of running a house or strong enough

PAULYPOKER · 06-22-10, 03:39 PM

I run the Castle only because I used to love her but then I had to kill her,don't worry though I preserved her well.....

warriorfan707 · 06-22-10, 03:41 PM

Noone but me but I'm still a pussy because I let a girl steal my heart

Jule · 06-22-10, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

So far strong men

Women are not capable of running a house or strong enough

shaking head here...you never met a strong woman?

Deuce · 06-22-10, 03:47 PM

A womens vagina is the strongest item in the world. Money is a strong close very close second.

THE PROFIT · 06-22-10, 03:49 PM

I'd like to find a woman who is capable of running some shit!

Illy · 06-22-10, 03:51 PM

i get the runs, but i dont run anything

obamaismyuncle · 06-22-10, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by ngates815

I run my house....

I pay for my house....

She lives with me....

She makes more money....

She take me out to nice dinners...

I get BJ's on the reg....

This..along wit:

She mows the yard..

FazzersGirl · 06-22-10, 03:59 PM

Well we know who runs Fazzer's household.. But you better believe, I run the hell out of it!

This isn't your typical household. We talk, bet and watch...poker, pool, baseball, basketball, football. You name it, we bet on it. And if there aren't any games on, we make up our own bets!
My only rule of the house is that all of the above must be done while drinking an ICE COLD Miller Lite.

Maybe a shot or two thrown in for good measure.

Life is Good!

clownpuncher · 06-22-10, 04:09 PM

my old lady knows her role, but my kids think they *****n run the house and that is when it gets ugly!!!!!!!

will2survive · 06-22-10, 04:09 PM

at the moment,I'm not in control of where I live.It's a bad feeling.I'd rather live in a shack that I control than a mansion that someone else controls.The venom usually comes out

PAULYPOKER · 06-22-10, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by clownpuncher

my old lady knows her role, but my kids think they *****n run the house and that is when it gets ugly!!!!!!!

Is this why you choose to punch clowns??

FazzersGirl · 06-22-10, 04:13 PM

Well we all know who runs Fazzer's household! But I know how to rule the roost...

We bet, watch and analyze...poker, pool, baseball, college basketball, football, basically anything. If there is a way to bet on it, we will. Even if there isn't we will find a way!

The only rule is that all of the above must be done while having an ICE COLD Miller Lite in hand from the cooler which is conveniently located right next to the couch.

Usually with a pizza on the side and a few shots thrown in for good measure!

Ahhhh...Life is Good!

FazzersGirl · 06-22-10, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by FazzersGirl

Well we all know who runs Fazzer's household! But I know how to rule the roost...

We bet, watch and analyze...poker, pool, baseball, college basketball, football, basically anything. If there is a way to bet on it, we will. Even if there isn't we will find a way!

The only rule is that all of the above must be done while having an ICE COLD Miller Lite in hand from the cooler which is conveniently located right next to the couch.

Usually with a pizza on the side and a few shots thrown in for good measure!

Ahhhh...Life is Good!

Sorry for the double post...delay on first one!

obamaismyuncle · 06-22-10, 04:19 PM

I am probably the only one in this thread telling the truth..If the rest were honest, they would probably be answering "my mother"

Deuce · 06-22-10, 04:20 PM

Fazzer,

is your girl a dime piece?

Deuce

Jule · 06-22-10, 04:22 PM

We need to say goodbye to obsolete gender roles. If a man makes less money than a woman, he should stay at home with the kids rather than pretending to be the bigwig breadwinner. On the other hand, if a woman chooses to stay at home and the couple can afford it, then she should stay at home and take care of the house. I have always been self-sufficient. I will never make myself dependent on a man, no matter how much or how little money I have compared to him. If someone is in a partnership, he/she needs to invest just as much as the other one does. And that includes responsibility and knowing what's going on (i.e. bank accounts, bills, how to operate lawn equipment, etc). Too many women I know decided to marry a daddy who now takes care of them. This is repulsive to me and borders on prostitution in my eyes. Yes, I write silly poetry and am dreamy and lost often, but I would never sit on my butt and watch a man do the work for me. If I had to, I would get a second job and stop my writing or change my lifestyle instead of being powerless like that. In grad school I dated a man who wanted to put me behind that white picket fence. No surprise I ran as fast as I could to get away from him after he started talking domestic...

dinaro7 · 06-22-10, 04:25 PM

i run my house

PAULYPOKER · 06-22-10, 04:27 PM

and no more

we need to throw these roles into the fire for the simple fact they are prehistoric

will2survive · 06-22-10, 04:28 PM

I live with my girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend---top that one

FazzersGirl · 06-22-10, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Fazzer,

is your girl a dime piece?

Deuce

I'm actually worth A LOT more than that....

obamaismyuncle · 06-22-10, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by will2survive

I live with my girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend---top that one

will2survive · 06-22-10, 04:31 PM

the girlfriend is bipolar and the ex is compulsive obsessive

PAULYPOKER · 06-22-10, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by will2survive

I live with my girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend---top that one

I think this situation you have will eventually lead into the hit series on the Oxygen channel called

SNAPPED!!

will2survive · 06-22-10, 04:53 PM

I'm already fukked

monopolyguy · 06-22-10, 04:57 PM

my mom runs the house.

Cougar Bait · 06-22-10, 05:01 PM

My GF does basically whatever I say.

Dishes, laundry, the cleaning, but I pay for everything.

The standard trade off.