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  • John Layfield
    SBR Rookie
    • 11-18-07
    • 15

    #36
    Originally posted by zootiehead
    Nice pick.
    Thank you, hopefully now that I have shared some of my wealth of knowledge some of my critics out there will begin to wise up.
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    • tacomax
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 9619

      #37
      John Layfield might be one of the best cappers that the forum world has ever seen. Onlooker and BuddyBear should take note.
      Originally posted by pags11
      SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
      Originally posted by BuddyBear
      I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
      Originally posted by curious
      taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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      • John Layfield
        SBR Rookie
        • 11-18-07
        • 15

        #38
        Originally posted by tacomax
        John Layfield might be one of the best cappers that the forum world has ever seen. Onlooker and BuddyBear should take note.
        Well thank you for giving me the respect I much deserve. If you people liked my denver-2 lock then you will like the rest of my picks. You see, these so called "sharps" were on tennessee, hahaha, they don't know anything. I will tell you right now these self procralimed pro gamblers are JOKES.
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        • louisvillekid
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-14-07
          • 9263

          #39
          JBL, tone of voice and facial expressions don't come through well in typing. you might need to reread Tacos quote.
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          • regularguy
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 09-12-07
            • 781

            #40
            It was a nice pick, John.

            And, by the way, I have nothing against pro wrestlers and politicians. That's for daaaaaamn sure. Well ... uhhh .... except for those outfits ... but ... uhhhh ... well ... nevermind. Your approach sort of took me aback, that's all. But, what the hell, I'm all ears and eyes.

            I'll be interested in your picks. I actually love the watch-out-world confidence. Can't hurt when it comes to seeing the future.

            I myself get a wise idea now and then, but, believe me, I'm keeping my day job. And God knows I wouldn't want anyone following my picks like in Life of Bryan or something. That would likely be imprudent. I post my thoughts -- hopefully, at least sometimes, when they amount to something besides rah rah rah -- because I feel I ought to contribute if at all possible. I get so much from the others here.

            (I did happen to be 3/3 tonight, though (Yes, Broncos -2, and Princeton and Santa Clara in hoops).)

            So, welcome again, sir.

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            • swifty
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 02-22-06
              • 672

              #41
              Nice pick, I wish I had money on that game.... John, ho0w many tips you going to show each week.

              Thank You for the great tips too
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              • 20Four7
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 04-08-07
                • 6703

                #42
                OMG he picks one winner and people are falling all over him. It's like saying LT is a bum because his puck pick last night lost. The guy is a pompous ass.

                Even a blind squirel finds some nuts.

                He went into a thread about running up the score and posts this shit
                I don't want to interupt your love fest here boys but you are being very rude and classless by not posting in my Welcoming thread.
                This man thinks we are rude and classless. He is now complaining he can't send pm's. Why would he need access to pm's unless he was planning on spamming us with his new "service". Personally I find beantownjim's answer right on.

                I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING ABOUT THIS GUY LOOKING FOR PROFILES WOULD SOMEBODY TELL HIM THIS IS A MENS GAMBLING FORUM NOT A MENS DATING FORUM

                WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE REALLY WANTS HE IS LOOKING FOR SUCKERS TO BUY HIS PHONY PICKS.
                So JL get off your high horse, be helpful and constructive and maybe you'll get the respect you think you deserve. Until then you can bite my ass. (I better refraise that he just might enjoy that.).
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                • 20Four7
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-08-07
                  • 6703

                  #43
                  Originally posted by louisvillekid
                  JBL, tone of voice and facial expressions don't come through well in typing. you might need to reread Tacos quote.
                  Are you implying he's missing the sarcasm dripping off Taco's keyboard.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #44
                    This guy looks big time just by his picture, he looks like professional. I will bet all his plays.
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                    • swifty
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 02-22-06
                      • 672

                      #45
                      I will bet all his plays. so far he is 1-1 doesn't matter if he started out 0-1 that was lucky on denver. yes I like denver too.I say he will be aobut 65% for the first 40 games. if he put out that many in weeks.... Keep up the good job JL. I still play your picks...
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                      • John Layfield
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 11-18-07
                        • 15

                        #46
                        Originally posted by swifty
                        I will bet all his plays. so far he is 1-1 doesn't matter if he started out 0-1 that was lucky on denver. yes I like denver too.I say he will be aobut 65% for the first 40 games. if he put out that many in weeks.... Keep up the good job JL. I still play your picks...
                        1-1? And which pick did I lose exactly?
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                        • WileOut
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-04-07
                          • 3844

                          #47
                          JL you have proven yourself to be a gambling wizard. Not many people have the balls to come into a forum like this guns drawn. Your picks service must be worth at least a thousand a month yet you are going to give them free for us. Let me apologize on behalf of my fellow uneducated forum dwellers. I think they all know deep down that you are big time.
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                          • doncal
                            SBR Hustler
                            • 09-15-05
                            • 75

                            #48
                            this dude looks like Randy Quaid from that movie where he was a QB turned car salesman. I don't believe i'll start bowing to the newly-anointed emperor of handicapping just yet. i do believe that i'll send him 14K to buy the rest of his season picks
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                            • John Layfield
                              SBR Rookie
                              • 11-18-07
                              • 15

                              #49
                              Originally posted by doncal
                              this dude looks like Randy Quaid from that movie where he was a QB turned car salesman. I don't believe i'll start bowing to the newly-anointed emperor of handicapping just yet. i do believe that i'll send him 14K to buy the rest of his season picks
                              Yes, please. I am only charging 100 dollars per pick.... Just kidding. I assure you people I am hear to help you. I am not a crook, I am a normal anglo saxon so just hear me out. I hate seeing the sleaze merchants running the gambling industry get rich by sending in schills on forums giving out wrong loser picks. I want to help you people win and take money from those criminals. I will post my thanksgiving day pick later on, I am very busy right now. Thank you again to all my loyal fans.
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                              • old threads
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 09-05-07
                                • 148

                                #50
                                I don't want to interupt your love fest here boys but you are being very rude and classless by not posting in my Welcoming thread.
                                Get in line John Layfield. There are a lot of asses in front of you that want to be kissed at this board and your need to have your ego massaged is not going to get any special treatment. Take a number from the dispenser over there and wait your turn. How much did all that plastic surgery cost you anyhow?
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                                • doncal
                                  SBR Hustler
                                  • 09-15-05
                                  • 75

                                  #51
                                  filthy, fat zionists???? interestinger and interestinger. thought all you former Nazis were in a compound in Argentina???? it is probably safe to assume that by "league" you didn't mean the Anti-Defamation League.
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                                  • regularguy
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 09-12-07
                                    • 781

                                    #52
                                    It was probably just part of the act.

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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #53
                                      Johnny you look like you can sell shoes on the beach
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                                      • pavyracer
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 04-12-07
                                        • 82840

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by John Layfield
                                        Yes, please. I am only charging 100 dollars per pick.... Just kidding. I assure you people I am hear to help you. I am not a crook, I am not XXXXXXXXXXX, I am a XXXXXXXXXXXX so just hear me out. I hate seeing XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX running the gambling industry get rich by sending in schills on forums giving out wrong loser picks. I want to help you people win and take money from those criminals. I will post my thanksgiving day pick later on, I am very busy right now. Thank you again to all my loyal fans.
                                        If you are that good keep the picks for yourself and made a fortune out of your own money. It seems to me that this is a brilliant plan to get rich quickly.
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                                        • John Layfield
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 11-18-07
                                          • 15

                                          #55
                                          I am seeing a lot of disrespectful talk to me in this forum. Please people keep your opinion to yourselves. I have plenty of fans on here who just want to hear my picks and they will get my picks unless you people keep harrasing me, in which case I will just go to covers.
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                                          • old threads
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 09-05-07
                                            • 148

                                            #56
                                            Can I get the door for you on the way out?
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                                            • Dead Money
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 08-30-05
                                              • 706

                                              #57
                                              I am sure I am speaking for the entire forum John.
                                              We a very sorry for the disrespect. We shall be nice. We wouldn't want the door to hit you on the ass on the way over to covers.
                                              BTW have you posted any picks for tonite? I am in need of some professional capping/write-ups, and plays. thanks
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                                              • accuscoresucks
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-03-07
                                                • 7160

                                                #58
                                                Quote:
                                                I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING ABOUT THIS GUY LOOKING FOR PROFILES WOULD SOMEBODY TELL HIM THIS IS A MENS GAMBLING FORUM NOT A MENS DATING FORUM

                                                WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE REALLY WANTS HE IS LOOKING FOR SUCKERS TO BUY HIS PHONY PICKS.

                                                So JL get off your high horse, be helpful and constructive and maybe you'll get the respect you think you deserve. Until then you can bite my ass. (I better refraise that he just might enjoy that.).



                                                man this is to funny..sbr the mad house
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                                                • zootiehead
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-09-06
                                                  • 1715

                                                  #59
                                                  Let's not piss Mr. Layfield off. I need that turkey day pick.
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                                                  • >bumpy<
                                                    SBR Rookie
                                                    • 11-19-07
                                                    • 14

                                                    #60
                                                    JL my name is Ty Rumpere, short for Tyrone but most folks call me Bumpy anyway. Some call me Muddy, but not many and I don’t like that too much so you can call me Ty or Bumpy without no problem. I’ve been reading all about you having all that cash coming in and killing them at the window and it reminded me of my old man's good friend Mr. Robespierre, well not my real dad on account I never really knew him but grew up with Uncle Devereaux being my dad. So Leon, that's what Mr. Robespierre's first name was but I didn't call him Leon or even Uncle Leon or anything like that cause I already called Uncle Devereaux uncle, so Leon always hung out at the casinos and played poker a lot. He wasn't very good, no way as good as you JL, and that's why he moved over to Florida for a while and worked some cons mostly at the tracks in Florida. Leon met his fourth wife Agnes when she was waitressing at Gulf Stream. Big woman. After he married Agnes, no wait, it was Edna, Agnes was Leon's third wife, so after he married Edna they came back to Louisiana and was trying to go straight for a while chartering airboat rides and some fishing gigs to some dumbass tourists. This was about 1995 maybe and I got most of the news when my Aunt Beth would come visit me at the Hunt Unit over in St. Gabriel and, well truth be told my aunt was not a well woman then and she might have relayed some of the facts a bit wrong about what happened. But I do remember she said at the time of the accident that Edna was working at some seafood joint down in Intracoastal City so I think Aunt Beth was probably right that it happened out in Vermilion Bay. Story was that Leon hooked into some reds one afternoon and they just couldn’t stop pulling them in. You know those days, right JL? He had two rich fμckin’ shirts out of Lafayette on this charter and, well Leon had what you might call a liquor tooth and rum was real hard on the man and these two rich sh¡ts said he’d been sluggin’ it back all day but they were drinking a lot of beer anyway and just trying to max out on the reds. Now the two charters said they thought it was just a log floating by but apparently Leon thought it was a 6-point buck and before you say that’s crazy let me told you it aint’ crazy none at all because I’ve seen deer swimming not too far from the shore in Vermilion Bay. They said it was long near sundown when Leon hollered he was going in to get that buck and then they heard a splash and by the time these two office boys could get to the front of the boat they just saw Leon rolling in the water with something and drifting out with the tide. They never found no body. Can you believe that, fishing for reds and then die trying to wrestle a fμckin’ deer to death in Vermilion Bay?

                                                    Anyway my point JL is maybe you could use a little muscle with all that cash you got or maybe some odd jobs maybe and if you do you can email me at bumpyrump@yahoo.com.
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                                                    • HedgeHog
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-11-07
                                                      • 10128

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by John Layfield
                                                      Well thank you for giving me the respect I much deserve. If you people liked my denver-2 lock then you will like the rest of my picks. You see, these so called "sharps" were on tennessee, hahaha, they don't know anything. I will tell you right now these self procralimed pro gamblers are JOKES.
                                                      What began as a 1 unit play suddenly became a Lock after it won.
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                                                      • HedgeHog
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-11-07
                                                        • 10128

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by John Layfield
                                                        Haha well thats understood. I assure you I am not some piece of shit mechanic or tire salesmen, I am not a liar, I am not a theif, and to prove you guys that I am a benefactor just like the ultra wealthy usually are, I will give you a free pick. Put one unit on Denver-2. You like that kid? Keep it. Ill see you Tuesday morning at the bank.
                                                        Free Pick. One Unit. Missed the Lock part.
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