Sawyer's Adventure Book: Can you solve the riddle/quest? SBR Points Award!

[Sawyer]

SAWYER'S ADVENTURE BOOK



QUEST I
"FALL OF THE KING"



King Edelmuth is known with his greed, love of glamaour and stupidity. He's not a wise man and he doesn't have the traits to be a king. He likes to show off! He likes precious diamonds, fascinating clothes..What a metrosexual king!

Wizard Zoltan has a request..

"King Edelmuth should leave his throne. He should leave the town.."

..but how you will do it?

Just write your action (what you will do), I will roll the dice and tell you the result of your action.

Each action requires 1 SBR Point.

Winner (first poster who solves the puzzle) will win 50 SBR Points!
If pool is above 100 SBR Points, then Winner will win %50 of the pool!
This is more then 50 SBR Points!

Make your shot!

Example:

You wrote,

I sneak into King's castle and rip his head off with my sword.

Then I give you a feed-back..

"You tried to sneak into castle but guards caught you. Tomorrow, you will be executed.."

Don't worry, you can try again.

TIP FEATURE IS ADDED! READ BELOW!

Remember, it's not an easy task to solve this puzzle. A throne-lover, mighty king will leave his throne? How? You must have a genius plan.

Let's see who will solve the puzzle first, Good luck!

Rules

1. Each action requires 1 SBR Point. Give 1 SBR Points to Sawyer in this thread and post your action. Don't worry, if your action is not succesful, then you can try again but remember each action requires 1 SBR Point.

2. Winner (first poster who solves the puzzle) will win 50 SBR Points!

3. You can buy a hint/tip if you like. Every Tip/Hint costs 5 SBR Points and you will receive Hint by PM.

Good luck!

[SamsNCharge99]

[paco]

High risk/low reward

[Sawyer]

High risk/low reward

C'mon Paco, risk is very low. It's low risk, High Reward situation.

You risk only 1 SBR Point and if pool is 100 SBR Points, You win 50 SBR. It's for fun also..

Make your shot Paco. You're a genius capper, I'm sure you can come up with a good plan/idea.

[paco]

Ok...

I'd get a job at the castle.

I will wear colorful fruity gay clothes and flaunt my big cock around.

This will obviously catch his eye where he is more into guys than girls.

He will not want to make a pass at me in public so will summon me in private.

When in there , u pull a Meeklo from the movie "blood in blood out" , when he takes the prison chef in the store room and says "I'm gonna lick u clean", when he tilts his head back thinking he's bout to get his dick sucked, u take out ur blade and slit his throat. When u leave, u tell the guards, the King does not want to be bothered for awhile, give the Guard the gayest eye wink, walk out, and go on.

[Sawyer]

Ok...

I'd get a job at the castle.

I will wear colorful fruity gay clothes and flaunt my big cock around.

This will obviously catch his eye where he is more into guys than girls.

He will not want to make a pass at me in public so will summon me in private.

When in there , u pull a Meeklo from the movie "blood in blood out" , when he takes the prison chef in the store room and says "I'm gonna lick u clean", when he tilts his head back thinking he's bout to get his dick sucked, u take out ur blade and slit his throat. When u leave, u tell the guards, the King does not want to be bothered for awhile, give the Guard the gayest eye wink, walk out, and go on.

The King is not gay

But your plan was good. Unfortunately, since King's IQ is not high, his guards/counselors never leave him alone. You're having problems to summon a private.

[paco]

The King is not gay

But your plan was good. Unfortunately, since King's IQ is not high, his guards/counselors never leave him alone. You're having problems to summon a private.

The King is an Undercover fag

[Cuse0323]

I'll give you a point just for writing all that out...my plan, since he's the Burger King I leave some whoppers in the bushes and hide behind the door. When he comes out and I go in and lock that bitch out.

[Sawyer]

I'll give you a point just for writing all that out...my plan, since he's the Burger King I leave some whoppers in the bushes and hide behind the door. When he comes out and I go in and lock that bitch out.

LoL, he's not burger king of course but yes, he loves delicious food. Unfortunately, you should find a way to enter the castle. (and even if you enter, this plan may not work since his guards/counselors will notice you and you won't be able to leave the castle alive)

[Cuse0323]

LoL, he's not burger king of course but yes, he loves delicious food. Unfortunately, you should find a way to enter the castle. (and even if you enter, this plan may not work since his guards/counselors will notice you and you won't be able to leave the castle alive)

Ah, but you said his guards never leave his side since he's stupid so they'll follow him when he smells that great whoppery aroma outside. Then they all exit and I sneak in and the castle is all mine.

[Sawyer]

Ah, but you said his guards never leave his side since he's stupid so they'll follow him when he smells that great whoppery aroma outside. Then they all exit and I sneak in and the castle is all mine.

The objective is not to conquer the castle

[Cuse0323]

Then I poison the whoppers and the king is dead.

[Bostongambler]

He should do a merger with Mcdonalds or Wendys.

[Sawyer]

C'mon guys, it's not too hard.

[paco]

Then I poison the whoppers and the king is dead.

winner!

[stealthyburrito]

i will gain the trust of some outlying nobles/lords who refuse to give the king his unfair of taxes collected upon the peasants.

once i have gained their trust, i will get them to call a delegation of lords and demand repayment upon the kings debt to the lords for creating a war against neighboring kingdom X for his own personal wealth.

since the king is dependent upon the lords taxation, his hand will be forced and conceit to the will of the lords, or he will go the route of cancelling his debts and further upset them. either way his power as king diminishes greatly.

as the lords and king squabble, i will hire agents to pass out literature to the peasants, who have no say in the political matter. knowing the king does not have the military backing of the nobles, the peasants will unite and use their strength in numbers to attack the urban center and destroy the luxury goods (created for the kings, lords, etc.) of the artisans and upset the already unstable economic system.

with the king severely weakened and the nobles necessity for peasant backing, they will depose the king and establish an unstable, yet more liberalized, monarchical constitution thus paving the way for the first steps toward democratic capitalism. the king will remain as a mere figurehead and have to answer to a parliament of lords in an upper house and a council of elected representatives in a lower house to the new enfranchisement of the lower/working classes.

[chilidog]

You show up at gate dressed in a harry potter cloak, carrying a cart full of mardi gras trinkets, masks, and girls gone wild tshirts. the king, thrilled at the chance of getting his hands on some of these shiny things, lets you in. you tell him that you found all of it in a little village about 25 clicks west, as the crow flies. he gets into the cart, and you pull him out.

[poker_dummy101]

ur keeping 50% of the pool??

[Sawyer]

i will gain the trust of some outlying nobles/lords who refuse to give the king his unfair of taxes collected upon the peasants.

once i have gained their trust, i will get them to call a delegation of lords and demand repayment upon the kings debt to the lords for creating a war against neighboring kingdom X for his own personal wealth.

since the king is dependent upon the lords taxation, his hand will be forced and conceit to the will of the lords, or he will go the route of cancelling his debts and further upset them. either way his power as king diminishes greatly.

as the lords and king squabble, i will hire agents to pass out literature to the peasants, who have no say in the political matter. knowing the king does not have the military backing of the nobles, the peasants will unite and use their strength in numbers to attack the urban center and destroy the luxury goods (created for the kings, lords, etc.) of the artisans and upset the already unstable economic system.

with the king severely weakened and the nobles necessity for peasant backing, they will depose the king and establish an unstable, yet more liberalized, monarchical constitution thus paving the way for the first steps toward democratic capitalism. the king will remain as a mere figurehead and have to answer to a parliament of lords in an upper house and a council of elected representatives in a lower house to the new enfranchisement of the lower/working classes.

It was a great plan. However, other Nobles/Lords refuse to join your side. And I'm afraid this solution will take too much time since you have a limited time to send the King off. (1-2 week is fair)

[stealthyburrito]

It was a great plan. However, other Nobles/Lords refuse to join your side. And I'm afraid this solution will take too much time. You have only 7 days to send the King off.

unreal. that 7 day stipulation wasn't in the op, you bastard

[lordswing]

ur keeping 50% of the pool??

Yeah, this was great

C'mon Paco, risk is very low. It's low risk, High Reward situation.

You risk only 1 SBR Point and if pool is 100 SBR Points, You win 50 SBR. It's for fun also..

Make your shot Paco. You're a genius capper, I'm sure you can come up with a good plan/idea.

[Sawyer]

You show up at gate dressed in a harry potter cloak, carrying a cart full of mardi gras trinkets, masks, and girls gone wild tshirts. the king, thrilled at the chance of getting his hands on some of these shiny things, lets you in. you tell him that you found all of it in a little village about 25 clicks west, as the crow flies. he gets into the cart, and you pull him out.

It was a good one!

And you're very close..

You show up at gate dressed in a Harry Potter Cloak, carrying a cart full of Mardi Gras Trinkets, Masks. The king finds your apperance interesting. He asks you where you find these things?

You like to go on with your action above, or you like to change your action?

[Sawyer]

unreal. that 7 day stipulation wasn't in the op, you bastard

Sorry, there must be a Time Limit. A short-time solution is preferred or we can wait for ages to King get older and die

[poker_dummy101]

so this is your way of stealing a few points from posters?

[chilidog]

Very well, I will slightly modify it.

The king asks me where I found these items, and I tell him that I came across a band of gypsies that had been slain. There were 3 carts full of these items, but I could only carry one. I tell the king that I will show him where I found them, and he can bring a cart back with me, and all that I ask is for one of his servants to prepare me a feast, because I am very hungry, and we can celebrate upon returning. His guards/counselors must stay behind to guard the king's cart of trinkets and masks that I brought in the first place.

[stealthyburrito]

Sorry, there must be a Time Limit. A short-time solution is preferred or we can wait for ages to King get older and die

my plan will take 10 years minimum, and possibly 40-50 years max. (depending upon the mobilization of lords, the mobilization of the peasants, the debt accrued by the king, the state of financial instability of the kingdom, etc.)

the best plans always take time, simply offing the king will just get him replaced with another metrosexual king, the kingdom does not need that. the kingdom needs a fundamental shift in its political and economic structures if they are to overcome the tyranny and metrosexualness of the king

sawyer my plan is good, sent points my way

[Sawyer]

Very well, I will slightly modify it.

The king asks me where I found these items, and I tell him that I came across a band of gypsies that had been slain. There were 3 carts full of these items, but I could only carry one. I tell the king that I will show him where I found them, and he can bring a cart back with me, and all that I ask is for one of his servants to prepare me a feast, because I am very hungry, and we can celebrate upon returning. His guards/counselors must stay behind to guard the king's cart of trinkets and masks that I brought in the first place.

The King orders his guards to prepare a wagon and ask you to bring back the loot with his guards. You go to the 25-click west etc location that you mentioned but guards understand that you lied since there's no carts there. You're executed with your fancy, shiny clothes on.

[Sawyer]

my plan will take 10 years minimum, and possibly 40-50 years max. (depending upon the mobilization of lords, the mobilization of the peasants, the debt accrued by the king, the state of financial instability of the kingdom, etc.)

10 years is too long come on

[Sawyer]

Poster with best answer/approach is Chilidog so far. The solution is related with fancy clothes etc. (but I will accept any other logical solution too)

[Sawyer]

I guess this quest was a little bit hard for beginning. Check out my other Riddle. It's easier..

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/538335-30-sbr-points-reward-can-you-solve-sawyers-vampire-hunt-riddle-new-quest.html#post5167403

[Sawyer]

FREE TIP

King Edelmuth loves fancy, interesting, extra-ordinary things..clothes specially..

[chilidog]

That's not a tip. You said that in the initial post

[Sawyer]

That's not a tip. You said that in the initial post

That's why it's a Free Tip, LoL!

[Cuse0323]

Gimme my points, my plan is flawless.

[keyboarding]

Holy fukk, this is gay.